The Reports of Ansem the Stupid.
Written by Gimulex
Published by Cybrex
I do not own Sora, and Donald and Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Donner and uhh Blitzen? Any other KH characters are not mine. Except Ansem the Stupid cause he isn't Ansem the Wise he's my own character. Uh no actually he is Gimulex's but whatever because it's not my story. Moving on?
Report 1:
Today, I have realized something.
I LIKE PIE!
*ahem*, yes. Today, I realized I must kill Sora, since he tried to kill me to restore balance to light. Also, cinnamon tastes good. I have started to think I should kill him, but instead I thought of a potion to make frogs immortal. Hmmm... Froggies never dying... Anyways I accidentally dripped the potion on Sora. He turned into a toad. Yay I win. Then Donald stabbed me with a random knife he got from his interview with the Assasin's Creed's main Protagonist. Sora turned human and I went back to base where I had an operation to heal, and I got a plastic surgery while I was there (:3). Thank you. I will try another plan, once I heal.
