Harry Potter

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Chapter 1: Oh, Life is so good!

This fic is set in the 1990's, but due to my OC, technology for them is 2015 standard- not including all the crazy Silicon Valley stuff, and there is some custom medicine and stuff, like scar removal, NoCancr4U, and RXT pills (pills that make you better and learn whatever instantly). And best of all, no resources running out for the world!

This IS NOT A SLASH- well not Guy/Guy slash.

Is it just me, or does being lesbian seem better than being gay? Just makes more sense.

THIS IS RATED M (for all of you perverted pre-teen readers) so don't fucking read it if you are a pre-teen, or even people under 14. You guys don't understand and aren't mature enough.

Oh- this has major canon bashings (Jesus Rowling, you fucked up)

And this is written on Notes iOS 8.4.1, so sorry if the format is shit...need to get my computers damn working...

Oh, and for all those readers who care so much about mistakes, instead of hating and fucking up my rep, how 'bout you FUCKING BETA MY DAMN STORY INSTEAD!

If you have so much time to fucking flame me, why don't you stop all that shit and instead, make it so that it's better for everyone.

But seriously. I need a beta anyways. So anyone up for being my beta? PM me and I'll get to you. Eventually.

Parings will be HP/FD/DG/Multi and my OC will depend.

Also, I don't own HP. JKR does. I just own the plot, and some custom stuff. You get the idea.

Oh, and this is my 1st fanfic. I know so much for being a guest user for the past 2 years. But my writing skills aren't the best either.

So sorry if this isn't the best story you have read.

Enough of the rant, on with this (hopefully) good fanfic!

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Chapter 1: Oh, Life is so good!

It ain't for all you little positive fuckers.

Especially for certain people who will come out as the best of the best.

They go through a load of trials through life to get where they get. Often times, they are hard.

One of those who have these trials is Hadrian James Potter. Life (at the moment) is shit. He can't live a fucking normal life, or a life with no pain.

Since November of 1981, life was crap. For starters, Lord Voldemort came in and nearly amputated James' left leg, broke Lily's shoulder in 2 places, and gave him a scar- a lightning bolt scar on his forehead.

And his brother, Xaiver, got hit by a rock, but somehow, it gave him a 'LV' scar on his knee. Crazy as it may seem.

So everyone thought it was his brother, Xaiver Evan Potter, who killed Moldy Voldy. Too bad they were way off. It was Harry.

But nobody cared about poor Harry. After all, he's just Harry. No important scars, no major injuries, and not worth people's time.

And so they neglected him, they hit him and slapped him and pushed him for failing to do chores. Real nice, right?

Got no presents from anyone, got crap for Christmas, and his room was the large closet nobody used anymore with a straw bed and a blanket so small it was better for a dog. Isn't it great!

But then, some lunatic thought, "Well hey, we need to focus on Xaiver more and we can't have Harry here for (put your reasons here)".

So, in a even better idea, they sent him to his 'kind, loving' aunt, uncle, and cousin.

Normally in this situation, the child would never have to endure that again. But no, that isn't the case for Harry.

They treated him even more worse. And for 7 fucking years, he was nearly starved, beaten, worked, and dehydrated to death. Even worse, he had to shit in his pants (or in the bushes).

And you know what they caused by doing what they did?

Cause anger. Lots of anger. And it only added when his cousin and gang beat him up at school, made him an outcast, and his teachers failed him on purpose.

Fortunately, that life would change. Big time. And everyone who fucked around with him would pay in blood.

If they survive, is all up to fate.

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*2015*

Southern California

Life was good for Candy. Sure, Candy wasn't his real name, but it was pretty good, considering it made him very popular at school, and got back some of his friends, and new ones.

But that isn't the point. One day, after school, he found some purple thingamabobber portal thing on his bed.

Candy was confused and scared about what the fuck is that shit and how the hell did it get in my bed!

So he touched with a stick, and in return, he got sent back in time.

The stick was destroyed unfortunately. (RIP Bob the Poking Stick)

While traveling, he meet certain religious figures and figured out how the hell to stop all these crazy religious people attacking and terrorizing people, and which religions are true or fake.

Plus, he got powers, an unlimited smoothie cup, and a LockPad, a iPhone/Samsung Galaxy/Android phone, with jail broken abilities and 999999999999999999% battery and $999999999999999999 to waste on shit. Hopefully good shit.

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*Harry Potter time (1988?)

Poor little Harry was pulling weeds when he saw a guy come out with a purple 'bang'. With no explosions. (I didn't have the budget to put them in yet)

So he, being curious about what the fuck had happened, came to talk to the stranger. After all, that never happens.

Well, at least not in California or Japan. There, anything can happen. They even made a portal to the other place!

What the man offered changed everything. The man, named Candy, gave him a way to get a good education, a good home, learn new things, and heal him completely.

While he denied and denied (scared of his aunt of uncle punishing him for him, the freak, leaving with another freak), Candy somehow convinced him to come with him to the mansion.

And it was fucking worth it.

Candy brought him to this mansion so huge, it went on and on, into the distance (like when you glance into the Pacific).

He then brought him inside. The entrance was pretty much like a modern-day castle.

Large, load of million dollar paintings, tables, couches, fireplaces, TV's, and video game systems. And a bar off to the side.

"You like it Harry?" Candy asked.

"Guess" was his response. Harry proceeded to jump on to a couch and turned on the TV.

2 minutes later, Candy came with a load of candy (hence the name).

A few hours later, Harry was asleep on Candy's lap. Candy smiled. Maybe going back in time is worth it.

But then he realized something. He must teach Harry certain skills if he wants to survive and be like him- after traveling through time.

He also realized that his 14 year old body was also in need of sleep. So he took Harry to the 2nd largest bedroom (right next to his), tucked him in, and then he jumped in his bed and passed out.

All in all, a semi-normal day.

But hey, there's tomorrow coming, and who knows what the fuck is happening tomorrow?

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Thank You.

So that's the prologue/chapter 1.

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And if you haven't realized this, I cuss. And if you think it's a lot, come meet my friends. They say at least 2 cuss words a sentence. Not that's a issue or anything...