Nekozawa was rapidly mixing different herbs into a bloiling pot, steam pouring out from the opening. "This should do it." he mumbled before throwing in a few leaves into the concoction. He poured some of the substance into a glass vile, popping a cork lid on it carefully.

"This should teach those blasted twins." he cackled, Beelzenefs little arms raised in the air triumphantly. Nekozawa made sure to read the side effects in his potion book, not to get anything wrong.

"For males....the worst." he whispered darkly "But for women..... heh? That's just odd." Nekozawa looked at Beelzenef with wide eyes, full of question

Oi...make sure no girl gets to it! Everybody already hates you! Beelzenef screamed in his mind. Nekozawa twitched and squished Beelzenef down on the table

"It's you everybody's creeped out by."

"Whoa. Haruhi isn't late today." Hikaru said with wide eyes as Haruhi walked in the 3rd music room doors. She rolled her eyes and headed to the curtained dressing room. She eyed the costume she was meant to wear with doubt and sighed.

"Why is it, that I have to wear the bunny costume? Hunny sempai should be in it." she grumbled angrily, pulling off her blazer "And dad wonders why I wear shorts under my pants."

Nekozawa was tiptoeing to the 3rd music room, evading the eyes of the other kids. "Wait, what if the twins are separated?" Nekozawa whispered to Beelzenef.

Whatever the case, they will be close to that Haruhi kid. Beelzenef said. Nekozawa nodded and started back for the host club.

"Wuaa~! Haru-chan you look so cute~!" Hunny, in his duck costume, cried. "But put the hood up! I want to see Haru-chan with bunny ears!"

"Nice!" Hikaru and Kaoru, as cats, held two thumbs up.

"Why do we have to be animals?" Haruhi asked. She fiddled with her costume, especially the bunny ears that were attached to the hood, so that it was easier to see instead of a full rabbit head.

"Tono's stupid idea."

"Ah."

"Put up the hood Haruhi." the twins ordered.

"Where's Kyouya sempai and Mori-sempai?" Haruhi asked and pulled up the eared hood.

"Takashi's still at kendo practice, and Kyo-chan is sulking because Tama-chan forced him into a cow costume." Hunny said, flapping the wings of his duck suit.

"Hunny-sempai! You're so mean! I did not force him, I simply guided him!" Tamaki-lion- cried, waving his arms. As the hosts started to argue, nobody noticed Nekozawa (A/N hehe, triple N ^^) quietly sneak in to the room.

He popped off the top of the glass vile, and raised it up behind the twins, who had somehow changed the subject to Haruhi and arguing with Tamaki. The twins were holding a tired looking Haruhi by the shoulders, unaware of Nekozawa behind them. They looked back, gasped and yelled.

"DEMONNNNNNN!" they screeched. Nekozawa panicked, throwing the poition in the air, not knowing who it would land on, and his behind the curtain. There was a boom, and the room was filled with smoke. Nekozawa looked out from the curtain

"What?" he asked, staring at the small child in the now oversized bunny costume. What used to be Haruhi, a small teenage girl, was now an even smaller toddler. The bunny suit was sagging way too much, as it was oversized for (Haruhi's?) tiny self.

Nekozawa gasped before anybody else saw the child, picked her up and ran back to the Black Magic Club. He set her down on the couch gently.

"What's your name?" he asked the little child. She looked at him with her brown orbs wide.

"Ha..uhi.." she mumbled in her soprano voice.

"You wanna take of the hood? I won't hurt you." he said in a comforting voice. Haruhi pushed off the hood, Nekozawa gasped

"You shouldn't keep your hair so messy and short. Don't you want it to be long and pretty?" he asked

Haruhi shook her head "W..W.."

"What is it?"

"Witmess....puofection." she squeaked

"...Witness....Protection?" he asked slowly. Haruhi nodded hesitantly

"Where's daddy?" she asked "And mommy?"

"There not here right now Haruhi, can you tell me how old you are?"

Haruhi held up three fingers.

"Allright. Wait here while I go get you some real clothes."

"I wanna see mommy and daddy."

"They aren't here now. Just stay here, I'll be right back okay?"

"No. Onii-chan is hiding Okaa-San and Otou-San from me." she held onto Nekozawas leg like a koala would to a tree.

Nekozawa raised an eyebrow "This child isn't afraid of me..."

"Haru-chan isn't a child!" she cried, her hands curled into tiny fists. Nekozawa nodded and tried to pry him away from his leg. Failing at that; he decided to just walk with her arms wrapped around his leg. Moving in a limp-like motion, while dragging behind the bunny costume that was too big for Haruhi's toddler body, he walked carefully to the costume room the drama club used. He looked through the hanging costumes for one that might fit, possibly something the drama club had been hoping to use for Hunny.

"Haruhi, do you mind wearing this?" Nekozawa asked and pulled out a small bear costume, holding it up above Haruhi's head "Or do you want to keep on letting that bunny suit collect dust on the ground behind you?"

Haruhi looked up at him and shrugged

Nekozawa pulled out another costume "This is…. The cloak I had made for Kirimi to wear!" he cried

"Kirimi?" Haruhi asked

"My little sister….do you want to wear this?"

Haruhi nodded. Nekozawa handed the cloak to her, along with a dark purple t-shirt he found hanging on the rack. She grabbed the clothes and shuffled inside the curtained dressing room. Nekozawa looked at Beelzenef with angry eyes.

Don't look at me like that. I didn't know that kid was a girl! Beelzenef screamed

"You..you…..Do you know how much trouble I'm going to get in for this?!"

Well you were okay with it before!

"That's when I was getting something out of it!"

"Onii-chan!" Haruhi cried, emerging slowly from behind the curtain. She ran to Nekozawa and hugged his leg, her cloak flowing behind her. The shorts she was wearing before had also become too big for her, falling a little bit below her knees. She kept them up by a small belt she found laying in the dressing room. The dark purple shirt looked darker under the black cloak.

"You're….just like the dark Kirimi!" he cried and picked her up.

"Haru-chan look's like Onii-chan now." Haruhi said happily. Nekozawa nodded and put her on the ground "Does Haru-chan get a neko-chan too?"

"I don't have another- Ahh." Nekozawa looked through the big trunk filled with props. He pulled out a fox puppet, raising it in the air.

"Let's go back to my clubroom." He said. Haruhi nodded, running behind him to keep up with his teenage steps. He laid the puppet on the table, chanting something under his breath. Haruhi watched with amazement as Nekozawa used magic on her brand new puppet. He handed her the doll, she slipped it onto her hand while Nekozawa pulled her hood over her head.

"You look so…….perfect! Just like a little black magic apprentice!" he cried as she looked at him with her dark eyes.

"What's wrong?" he asked, leaning down to her height.

"Can we eat?" she asked, her stomach growling

"Well…..the Host Club should have food… but I don't think I'm really allowed in there."

"Oh. Then I'll wait."

"But they don't know about you…. Maybe I could still get back at those twins…"

AT THE HOST CLUB

"What…the hell…." Hikaru panted

"Was that?" Kaoru twitched "Wait a minute….."

"What?"

"Where's Haruhi?"

"MY DAUGHTER! MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER! Oh Nekozawa I'm going to kill you! I swear to god if Haruhi's harmed in any way I'm going to-!"

"Calm down you moron." A muffled Kyouya's voice came from inside one of the dressing rooms "What would Nekozawa-sempai want to do with a commoner like Haruhi?"

"You saw the glass in Nekozawa's hand! He's obviously after one of us." Hikaru said. The Host heard a small knock at the door. Hunny jumped to the door happily, turning the knob slowly for a dramatic effect.

"It better as hell be that Nekozawa with my Haruhi!" Tamaki roared. Nobody really cared what he says most of the time though, so he slid to his happy (sad, with black aura swirling around) corner.

Hunny opened the door, revealing the cloaked little child standing with a fox puppet.

"KAWAI~!" Hunny exclaimed, giving the child a tight hug "Ne ne, where did a little cutie like you come from?"

"Hunny sempai….that cloak and puppet…. Just like Neko-sempai…." Hikaru muttered

"Demo Hika-chan! She's so cute!!" Hunny cried. Hikaru sighed and walked over to the small child. Haruhi looked up at him and gasped

"What is it?" Hikaru groaned. Haruhi tugged on his shirt

"O..o…..oto…"

"What?!"

"Otou-san…."

"Eh?"

"Otou-san it's really you! I finnaly found you!" she cried and jumped into Hikaru's arms. The room went silent.

"Hikaru! Just when were you going to tell me you had a child?!" Kaoru hissed. Haruhi looked over Hikaru's shoulder

"Otou-san I didn't know you had a twin." She mumbled. Hikaru was in too much shock to respond

"Otou….san…" he said and looked at Haruhi's face "Could you take off the hood for me?"

"Onii-chan told me not to." Haruhi said happily. The room gasped

"ANOTHER KID?! HIKARU YOU MAN WHORE!" Kaoru yelled and stormed into the back room.

"Otou-san, you look a lot younger. Did the doctor really do that much work?" Haruhi asked

"Eh?" Hikaru asked

"The doctor at the police station. From." Haruhi whispered the words witness protection.

"EH?!"

"I heard that Okaa-san looked a lot different because the murdered saw her entire face." Haruhi said grimly "Where is Okaa-san anyway?"

"Uh…."

Haruhi got a glimpse of the kids behind Hikaru, and saw a girl with light brown hair, and her mother's eyes.

"Okaa-san?" she asked. Hikaru turned around, and gasped at the girl Haruhi was looking at.

"IN NO WAY DID I EVER HAVE A BABY WITH RENGE!" he screeched