A/N: Hi guys! This is my first fanfiction, the idea just came into my head one night (like STEPHENIE!) and I thought it would be fun to write. PLLLLEEEAAAASE R&R

Dear David,

Today was my first day at my new school, Forks High. Man this place sucks. All the people are so stupid and it rains all the fucking time. The only redeeming thing about the place was this hot guy I met, Edward Cullen. I am so going to fuck that shit 5 times til Sunday. But I will talk about that more later after more progress has been made.

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with my mother. She sends me to this hicktown in Washington because I may have been caught doing... Well it was only a little coke, really I wasn't going to do that much. I'm young I have to try shit before my boobs sag and the only man I can get will have droopy balls.

My dad is alright I guess, besides for the fact he is a total bore, seriously if I have to hear about 'the game' one more time I'm going to take one of his guns and shoot his brains out. Ok not really, but it's getting ridiculous. I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHO THE BEARS ARE PLAYING AGAINST DAD, I'M A CHICK, AND NOT ONE OF THOSE LESBIAN FREAKY SPORTY ONES!

Oh, so back to the other people at school. Let's see… OH! Haha, let me tell you about this dude

Mike Newton, it appears I have a new little puppy! He is cute and all, blonde, athletic,

nice, but totally desperate to get some new pussy. Jessica and Lauren must be a bit stretched I

guess, or stanky. Whatever…

That brings up the town skanks! Jessica Stanley, and Lauren… Well who cares about her last

name! They are these annoying bitches who glared at me all freaking day for stealing all the male

attention, and some of the female… They are the usual small town types, just thin with slightly hair

though I guarentee on of them has a nasty bush.

Back to Edward for a bit, there is one exclusive group on campus, 'The CULEN Clan' made up of

Edward Cullen, Alice Umberston, Jasper Leary, Emmett Enderling, and Rosalie Nottingham. They

are the most beautiful, the top of their classes and the most secretive. But in no time I'm sure the

I can get the name changed to 'The CULENS Clan.'

More on everything tomorrow, I need my beauty sleep so I can put into action "THE EDWARD

CULLEN SEDUCTION PLAN."

Love Ya!

Hells Bells

A/N: Sorry it was kind of short but I want to see your response before I get into it too much.

Review!!