Ok so I got this idea from pink's new song: stupid girls ((good song... if u haven't heard it you should)
Disclaimer... I don't own Naruto or stupid girls by pink... basically I took the song and changed the words to fit the story. So me no own n e thing but the plot ()
P.s. THIS IS NOT A SAKURA BASHING! And they are 16 years old and pretend Sasuke never left ...or hasn't yet k thanks.
"blah" - talking
"blah"- thinking
blah- singing
Stupid fan girl
So the rookie nine and there sensei's and Tsunade were at a karaoke place having a relaxing time. Well as relaxing as it can with Kiba and Akamaru basically singing/howling a song and everyone covering there ears from the horrible sound. Hinata and Shino were currently working on it...
After finally getting the microphone from Kiba who was very sad to see it go bye bye... did everyone relax... now to team 7 who were in a corner alone. There sensei was busy hitting on some lady a couple tables away. Sakura was sitting in between Naruto and Sasuke. Sakura had been thinking about singing a song to Sasuke about how much she loved him but didn't know if she had enough nerves to do so. She turned and looked at him and blushed. Of course Sasuke having his elite ninja senses turned and glared at her.
"What do you want?" He said monotone. Her face went a deeper color red and she got even more nervous.
"TEME! Don't speak to Sakura-Chan like that!" Naruto said interrupting them and giving Sakura a few seconds to get her nerves under control.
"Dobe I can speak anyway I want to her... she only a stupid pain in the ass fan girl" He said coldly. Naruto and Sakura's mouths fell open. Sure Sasuke was an ass but he never said anything that mean before. Sakura was starting to tear up.
Now Sasuke was staring at a wall... because all of a sudden it was interesting... Naruto was trying to figure out if he should kick Sasuke's ass first then comfort Sakura or comfort her then kick his ass...what a hard choice... and Sakura... she was about to cry... but something came to mind... and she got pissed!
"OH HELL HE WILL SEE HOW MUCH OF A STUPID FAN GIRL WE ARE!" Inner Sakura yelled. She smiled evilly.
Now Naruto... he had decided to kick his ass and was about to jump over the table to do so when Sakura grabbed him by the collar and pulled him to a door next to the stage.
"YOU'RE COMEING WITH ME NARUTO FOR A SECOND" SHE SAID...
"BUT SAKURA-CHAN! I WAS GOING TO KICK THAT TEMES ASS!" He whined
"DONT WORRY NARUTO THIS IS WAYYY BETTER" She said while dragging him.
10 minutes later
You ever had a horrible feeling before? Well Sasuke did... He was scared shitless ... wait no! An Uchiha is never scared! Especially of his pink haired team mate who happens to be holding a microphone like a weapon and giving him a look VERY close to hate and makes his psycho brother look like a cute little kitten. Yes... an Uchiha is never scared of things like that...never...
She was now wearing tight blue jeans and a red tank top and black boots. Being her Naruto was dressed in baggy jeans a big orange t-shirt and a big gold necklace around his neck. He had a huge grin on his face.
The music started.
Naruto: Uhuh Uhuh
Sakura: Stupid fan girl
Naruto: WOOOOOO
Sakura: stupid fan girls, stupid fan girls
Sakura: Maybe if I didn't act like that,he would call me back. Crazy f-in fan girl
Naruto: yeah
sakura: I don't wanna be your stupid fan girl
Naruto: uhuh
Go to his apartment, you'll find them there
Screaming like crazy... so they can get a glance
Looking for the pretty boy to pay for them
(Screaming his name)
What happened to the idea of a great kunoichi
She's in the crowd thrown flowers at his face
They travel in packs of 30sto 40s
With their great big hearts and their little presents
Where, oh where, have the smart girls gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Naruto: yeah yeah yeah
Sakura:Maybe if I didn't act like that, he would call me back
Crazy f-in fan girl, I don't wanna be your stupid fan girl
Maybe if I didn't act like that, flipping my pink hair back
Push up my bra like that,
naruto: uh uhuh
sakura: I don't wanna be your stupid fan girl
Naruto: Break it down now (who's dancing weird in the back ground)
Sakura: Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
These girls think he's great and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That I'll never be like that again
Training and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Naruto: c'mon
Sakura: Disasters all around
World that revolves around him
Their only concern
Oh can he see me?
Sakura: Maybe if I didn't act like that, he would call me back
Crazy f-in fan girl, I don't wanna be your stupid fan girl
Maybe if I didn't act like that, flipping my pink hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be your stupid fan girl
Naruto: Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing
I like this, like this, like this
Sakura: Pretty will you shut up girl, silly as a lucky girl
Hit my head and forget it girl, stupid fan girl!
Pretty would you shut up girl, silly as a lucky girl
Hit my head and forget it girl, stupid fan girl!
Sakura: Maybe if I didn't act like that, flipping my pink hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid fan girl!
Maybe if I didn't act like that, he would call me back
Crazy f-in fan girl, I don't wanna be your stupid fan girl
Maybe if I didn't act like that, flipping my pink hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be your stupid fan girl
Maybe if I didn't act like that,
Flipping my pink hair back,
Push up my bra like that, stupid fan girl.
Stupid fan girl, stupid fan girl, stupid fan girl
The music ended and it was quiet for a bit. Then everyone burst out clapping or laughing. Now Lee had fainted thinking he actually chance with her. Tenten was in a fit of giggles. Neji looked like he had beaten Sasuke in a fight himself. Kiba and Akamaru were clapping the loudest and screaming the loudest... Akamaru was really howling... Hinata was trying to covering her giggles and Shino... we believe he was smiling...we couldn't tell... Ino had a relapse and having a hard time believing Sakura had basically said fuck you to Sasuke and she didn't have a big rival anymore. Shikamaru was trying to help Ino but was smirking and mentally applauding Sakura. Choji was celebrating by eating chips. Now Sasuke was caught with his foot in his mouth... (Not literally... it's a saying people) and was still very shocked.
Sakura and Naruto walked back stage calmly. Once they were back stage they started jumping up and down and hugging...why... because they wanted too...
"Did you see his face he looked like he was going to have a heart attack!" Sakura said still jumping up and down.
"Ya the teme's face was hysterical... come on Sakura-Chan lets see how he is doing." Pulling her to there table.
They were stopped a few time and congratulated for there song... Of course there were a couple fan girls that they passed that gave her the look of doom for calling them stupid... but they were happy on rival over Sasuke was down.
They finally got to there table and Sasuke was still very shocked.
"Hey teme! What did you think of the song...? I think it was dedicated to you... "He said with a sly look on his face. Sasuke finally came back from his world.
"Hn" He said looking away. Sakura's face lit up.
"It's ok. Naruto-kun... Sasuke just can't believe a girl might actually stop being his stupid fan girl." Now Naruto was having a relapse because he got Kun added to his name and Sasuke was having one because he didn't. Yes tonight was a good night Sakura had gotten his and everyone attention and showed she wasn't just an obsessed stupid fan girl. Sasuke had gotten himself under control and was looking away saying "Hn" again. Sakura turned to Naruto.
"Naruto-kun... how about we sing another song... cause I think he didn't get it in the first song" she said smiling. Naruto got his huge foxy grin on.
"NOOOO!" Sasuke yelled He said freaking out Sakura smirked yep she deffantly got his attention. Things would be very different now.
"YESSSS!" inner Sakura said. Sakura grabbed Naruto's arm.
"Come on Naruto I feel like singing anyways" She said pulling and turning around and sticking her tongue out at Sasuke.
"Its ok Sasuke I won't sing about you...one song good enough for you." She went off to have fun the rest the night while she left a fuming Sasuke to rethink what he thought of her.
Wow... I don't know were I got this any more...Sakura still likes Sasuke she just wanted to show him I'm not just some stupid fan girl. Lol well I'm thinking of continuing this with others singing too. And maybe some development in some of there relationships... Tell me what you think PLEASE! Even if you hate it or like it... hahah you guys don't know how many times I had to listen to stupid girls to think this up...
