BuraGeki no Ichinichi
Mad Baby
Gekikara : *giggle* Blaaack! *giggle* Where are you? *giggle*
*no answers*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEE!
Gekikara : Ne…okotteru? *giggle*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEE! HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Gekikara : Me…*giggle*…mad…*giggle* *bite nails*
Baby : *cries in gigahertz level*
Gekikara : *giggle* U…ru…sai! *giggle*
Black : *appear* Stop giggling. You scared him.
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Bloody Fists
Gekikara : It's no fun.
Black : that's why I told you to leave us alone
Gekikara : but I want to help! *sparkling eyes*
Black : you couldn't even change his diapers…*rolling eyes*
Gekikara : he kept crying when I was about to!
Black : wash your hands before doing it *sigh*
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Lullaby
Gekikara : Bad boy! Sleep now!
Baby : *stare* *lips trembling* *watery eyes*
Gekikara : Sleep…now… *stare back*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Black : *appear* You are hopeless *carry the child in the arms*
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Amaku"chi-chi" (chichi = father/dad in Japanese)
Gekikara : What should I do?
Black : Please being Amakuchi…
Gekikara : I've graduated.
Black : But we have a son now.
Gekikara : That's not ours.
Black : Oh, so that's it. Okay, don't ever see me again. *leave*
Gekikara : I'M KIDDING! JUST KIDDING! *hold Black's legs*
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Underage
Amakuchi : Black…I love you…*snuggle*
Black : Hmm…
Amakuchi : Black…*hug*
Black : Hmm…
Amakuchi : I want a kiss *shoving lips*
Black : stop it!
Amakuchi : Ehh? Why?
Black : The baby's still awake.
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Solution
Amakuchi : Why can't we get separated room?
Black : I can't watch him easily.
Amakuchi : I want you to watch only me.
Black : *blush*
Amakuchi : *grin* Let's go to the living room *drag*
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Major Turn Off
Amakuchi : *whispering*
Black : *giggling*
Amakuchi : *kissing*
Black : Mmmh…eh, wait! *stop*
Amakuchi : What's wrong?
Black : I think I heard he cry…
*silence for 5 seconds*
Amakuchi : There's…nothing *shrug*
Black : Sorry, I guess it was just my imagination.
Amakuchi : *grin* Let's continue *kissing*
Black : Mmmh…mmh…eh! *stop*
Amakuchi : What is it? *sigh*
Black : I'm afraid he needs to pee *leaving*
*few mins*
Black : He's sleeping *smiles* let's continue.
Amakuchi : You know what? I prefer watching him right now. *leave*
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Hopeless Parent
Amakuchi : How about putting him in a daycare while you're working?
Black : My income won't do.
Amakuchi : I'm working too, remember? Don't worry about that.
Black : But still, such a waste of money.
Amakuchi : Well, I'll take care of him then *smiles*
Black : Do you know the cheapest daycare around here?
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Doing It Right
Amakuchi : I'll pick him up later, right?
Black : Yup, 5 PM. Don't forget.
Amakuchi : You can count on me!
Black : Actually I'm a bit worried…
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Mistake
Black : Tadaima!
Amakuchi : Okaerinasai~~
Black : where's the baby? *worry*
Amakuchi : he's sleeping. Look, there's nothing to worry about right?
Black : Thank you, I'll check him *smiles* maybe I can really count on her…
Amakuchi : He's in the bedroom
*few mins*
Black : *sigh* You picked up the wrong kid…
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Feeding
Amakuchi : Say "Aaaah" *offering spoon*
Black : Careful, it's still hot.
Amakuchi : I know. Come on, baby. Say "Aaaah"
Baby : *stay still*
Amakuchi : He doesn't want to eat…
Black : That doesn't mean you can eat it, Geki (=_='')
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Healthy Food
Amakuchi : Eww, *stick out tongue* tastes like shit
Black : Who says you should eat it?
Amakuchi : He doesn't like it anyway.
Black : Soon. I'll make him to.
Amakuchi : Why?
Black : Vegetables are good for baby.
Amakuchi : No wonder it tastes like someone's puke.
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Carbs and Sugar
Amakuchi : *show* You want this? Want this? Open your mouth, Itadakimaaaasu~~
Baby : *laughs*
Amakuchi : Yaaay! You like it? Good boy *pet*
Black : Gekiiiiii! I don't want my boy getting a premature obese.
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Child's Future
Gekikara : But chocolate contains vitamins!
Black : I thought you never listened to the teacher back then.
Gekikara : *giggle* for my graduation sake, I did.
Black : I want him to like vegetables.
Gekikara : why are you so eager? Let him be. *giggle*
Black : I want him to be a strong yankee.
Gekikara : I'm strong. And never eat vegetables. *proud*
Black : I don't want him to be like you (=_=)
Baby : I don't want to be a yankee, Mommies!
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What Dad Does
Black : Gekiiii, please help me taking him for a walk!
Gekikara : Do not want *sleepy*
Black : And you called yourself a dad?
Gekikara : I'd rather to be a mom.
Black : Can you please breastfeed him?
Gekikara : Come on kid! The weather outside is nice! *dragging the baby*
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What Dad Suffers
Black : Gekiiii, please help me change the diapers!
Gekikara : Do not want *yawn*
Black : Sleep outside tonight *leave*
Gekikara : Where's the baby powder again?
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What Dad Wants
Black : Gekiiii, please take him to the bath!
Gekikara : I'd rather taking YOU to the bath (~3~)
Black : What was that again? *cold glare*
Gekikara : *dragging baby* let's go get your rubber ducky!
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What Dad Gets
Black : Gekiiii!
Gekikara : WHAT IS IT NOW?
Black : Thank you for helping me*kissing*
Gekikara : I-I'm a good Dad *blush*
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Glaring Contest
Gekikara : ._.
Baby : o.o
Gekikara : O_o
Baby : O.O
Gekikara : (O)_(O)
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Black : I have two children…
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Single Mom
Black : Get your rubber ducky? Oh, he's flying! Look….whooosh! *playing the rubber ducky*
Baby : *laugh* *playing with rubber ducky*
Black : You cute boy, let Mom wash your back. *smile* come on, turn around.
Baby : *still playing and laughing*
Gekikara : *slams the door open* WASH MY BACK TOO! *jumps in the bathtub*
Baby : *scared* HWEEEEEEEEEEE!
Black : I surely have two children…
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Bubblebath Disaster
Baby : *laugh* *playing bubbles*
Black : *rubbing baby's back*
Gekikara : *watching* Sure it's nice our whole family in a bathtub
Black : Umm..Geki…
Gekikara : *start rubbing Black's back* But sometimes I want to be with you alone here…
Black : Geki…
Gekikara : *hugging Black from the back* And we could make a sister for him *giggle*
Black : GEKIKARA!
Gekikara : WHAT? I know we're not gonna do it in front of our son right now!
Black : Get out quickly!
Gekikara : YOU MAD?
Black : No…he just peed in the bathtub…
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How to Deal With Your Wife
Black : Now is your turn to carry him on the back.
Gekikara : Ahh, what a pain…
Black : You call yourself a good parent?
Gekikara : You call yourself a good wife?
Black : Alright, alright, you can do anything tonight *blush*
Gekikara : *fired up* Where's that boy again?
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Lost and Found
Black : I can't find the pacifier…*worry* *searching the whole house*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Black : Wooshoo, wooshoo, wooshoo, good boy. Don't cry…*stroking baby's hair*
Baby : HWEEEEEEE!
Black : This won't do. Where's that damn thing again? *frustrate*
Gekikara : *appear* Hi. What's wrong?
Black : "Hi" MY ASS! WHAT'S WITH THAT PACIFIER IN YOUR MOUTH?
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Santa Claus
Gekikara : Christmas is next week! What do you want? *smiles*
Black : All I want for Christmas is you! *blush*
Gekikara : It's a song…I'm serious *grin*
Black : No, I'm serious as well. I want you…and five things on that list *shove a paper* *leave*
Gekikara : I don't remember marrying Shibuya…seriously? Spray tan?Nail polish?
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Anonymous
*child's 2nd birthday*
Black : *carrying baby in the arms**smiling cheerfully*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : *singing happy birthday**showing the small cake*
Black : Happy birthday….to you! Yaay *playing with baby's hand*
Gekikara : *giggle* Happy 2nd birthday…*suddenly silent*
Black : what's wrong?
Gekikara : we forgot giving him a name for two years…
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Healthier Than Vegetables
Black : *from the kitchen* Gekiiii, please help me feeding him. I'm busy making dinner.
Gekikara : *watching TV* mmkay…*yawn*
*few mins*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : it's delicious right? You will be a strong yankee by eating this everyday! *giggle*
Black : *appear* I don't want my child to be like Daruma! (=A=)
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Forgotten
*after went shopping for daily supply*
Black : Dozen of eggs…check. Canned soup…check. A sack of rice…check. *listing*
Gekikara : You're no fun! Where's the cookies and snacks? (*3*)
Black : If we want our kid eating healthy food, he should see the parents doing so!
Gekikara : He won't see us anyway…
Black : Eh?
Gekikara : You left him in the department store…
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Concern
Baby : *playing with the balls*
Black : *watching*he will be good at sports…*smile*
Baby : *playing with the crayons*
Black : *watching* he will be a good artist…*smile*
Baby : *playing with Gekikara's hair*
Black : *watching* he will lose his sanity…*frown*
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Traumatic
Gekikara : As a good parent, I will teach you some things! *giggle*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : *giggle* Kore nande…? (what is this?)
Black : *appear* Don't you dare shoving that pencil to his nose! (=A=)
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Nostalgic
Gekikara : I'm just teaching him about school stuff!
Black : I'm scared you know.
Gekikara : He's not Team Hormone *giggle*
Black : *shiver* You don't know how scary you were back then…
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How I Met Your Mother
Gekikara : Ne…okotteru? *giggle*
Black : I'm not mad *back-facing*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gekikara : *facing the baby* Ne? You too? Okotteru? *giggle*
Baby : HUAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Black : I don't remember why am I falling in love with this bizarre… *stares at Gekikara*
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On The Phone
*Gekikara is shopping at nearby market*
Gekikara : Yes, anything else? I've bought all on the list…
Black : Um…wait, could you please read again the list? I'm rechecking the recipe.
Gekikara : Soy sauce, chicken cutlets…
Black : Ah…
Gekikara : Potatoes, spring onions…
Black : Uh!
Gekikara : Pickles…
Black : Oh, oh!
Gekikara : Paprika…and tomatoes. That's all.
Black : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gekikara : Black? Black? Hello?
Black : Sorry Geki! He played with the phone and cried when I took it. Can you please repeat the list once again?
Gekikara : ….
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I Fight You, You Fight Me, We Are Yankee Family…
Gekikara : *giggle* It's been a long time since we had a fight, Black.
Black : I miss that time too. But I have something more important to take care about. *pet the kid*
Gekikara : You lose your Yankee Soul? *giggle*
Black : of course not!
Gekikara : If I challenge you to a fight, will you accept?
Black : Not in the mood *facepalm*
Gekikara : You chicken! *giggle*I'm not scared with your speed!
Black : Hey don't call me that. Fine! I'm not scared either with your insanity!
Gekikara : Tonight? *giggle*
Black : *smirk* where?
Gekikara : *giggle* Wherever you want. Bed? Bathtub?
Black : EHH! *blush*
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40%
*11 PM*
Black : *reading Bible in the sofa*
*door knocking*
Gekikara : Blaaaack, tadaima! *knock*
Black : *open the door* Okaerina-EEEEHHHH?
Gekikara : *hugging* *groping* *kissing*
Black : Matteyo! Chotto matte! Ehh? Ehh? *in denial*
Gekikara : *giggle* I love you…hic! Black…hic! *hugging* *biting* *kissing*
Black : Lord Jesus! Holy Maria! Lend me your strength tonight! *grip rosario*
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Gakuran's Visit
Gakuran : Yo! Long time no see!
Black : Come in! Come in!
Gakuran : Thank you *smile* where is Gek-AAAARGH WHO ARE YOU?
Gekikara : Eh? It's me Gekikara…
Gakuran : Your face is so blue! Who did you fight with?
Gekikara : Moral of the story, don't rape your wife when you're drunk…
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Warm Welcoming
Gakuran : Ahh, your son is bigger than the last time I saw! Come here kid *smile*
Black : He likes to eat vegetables! *proud*
Baby : *sit in Gakuran's lap*
Gakuran : Wow…your baby is so cuteee *pinch*holding him I feel so warm (.)
Gekikara : It's because he just peed on your lap…
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Simple Question
Gakuran : Thanks for the pants. It's okay. He's just a kid. *smile*
Black : Yeah I'm sorry. He did that the first time he sat on Gekikara's lap too…
Gekikara : No he didn't. He didn't pee. He pooped.
Gakuran : *laugh* Ne, ne, so what's his name?
Black : *sweat-dropped* *playing the Rosario*
Gekikara : *looking another way* *bite nails*
Gakuran : Did I say something wrong…
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A Day With Geki Papa
Black : I take two shifts now. We need double income since the owner of our apartment increases the fare. So I won't be home til 9 PM.
Gekikara : Ah…Black, I'm sorry my income doesn't do much …
Black : Please take care of him. If he loses a leg, I'll break you.
Gekikara : I'm a good Dad!
*2 hours later*
Gekikara : WHERE THE HELL IS THE PACIFIER? WHERE IS THE BABY POWDER? WHERE BLACK PUTS THE BABY FOOD? *panic*
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Substitution
Black : Gekiiii, he pooped! Help me change his diapers.
Gekikara : Okay…
*few mins*
Black : *check* Is everything alri-WHAT IN THE WORLD YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Gekikara : Eh…we're out of diapers…
Black : That doesn't mean you can use my pads for God sake! (=o=)
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Get Economical
Black : It's called being stupid. You can just tell me and I'll flash to the nearest store!
Gekikara : No, it's called being thrifty! Besides I can't see the difference between diapers and pads…
Black : I still don't know why I am in love with you…
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Discomfort = Displeasure
Black : Stop biting nails!
Gekikara : Eh? It's already my habit. Is it because the kid will copy me?
Black : It's not that…*looking another way*
Gekikara : Then?
Black : Your nails become so rough and uneven…*blush* it's kinda…you know…I…
Gekikara : PG-13! I got it! I got it! *blush*
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Blunt
Gekikara : I can't lull him…he will cry hearing me singing *gives the baby*
Black : *sigh* watch and learn…
Baby : *laugh* *touching Black's nose*
Black : Has the time come? Eternity. You won't see the sun of another tomorrow…
Baby : *silence* *stare at Black*
Black : The path to the moon…will appear once again…
Baby : zzzzzzz…
Black : See? *smirk*
Gekikara : Everyone knows your poems are boring…
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Revenge
Gekikara : *giggle* Why you beat me the other day? You know I'm drunk and couldn't defend myself.
Black : When you drunk, everything about you became ten times scarier.
Gekikara : Let's fight! *fired up*
Black : DO. NOT. WANT. *stay still* *cold face*
Gekikara : *jump* *chew*
Black : Geki! Ahh! Stop biting my ear! I'm not Maeda! *struggle*
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Bored
Gekikara : *cutting fan* *giggle**throws*
Black : *watching*
Gekikara : *cutting newspapers* *giggle* *throws*
Black : *staring*
Gekikara : *cutting umbrella* *giggle**throws*
Black : *starting to worry*
Gekikara : *cutting*
Black : HEY! Don't cut my underwear! (=A=)
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Gekikara Rock
*Black's 21st birthday*
Gekikara : *closes Black's eyes* just few more steps…don't see…*giggle*
Black : *uneasy* Mmm…
Gekikara : *open* Ta-daa! Happy birthday, Black!
Black : *surprised* Ehh, a baby's cart? That's so sweet of you, Geki! *smile*
Gekikara : You don't have to carry him on the back anymore *giggle* I'm a good Dad! *proud*
Black : *hug* thank you *blush* You are so sweet *kiss*
Gekikara : *giggle* It's not free… *cracking neck * I'll rock you tonight…under the shower…*giggle*
Black : *scared* I take back my words…*shiver*
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Function
Gekikara : Yaay! To the park with whole family! *giggle* tanoshimii~~
Black : Maa, maa. It's easier to take him outside since we have a baby's cart now, thanks to you *smile*
Gekikara : I'm a good Dad! *giggle*
Black : Pacifier?
Gekikara : Check!
Black : Food?
Gekikara : Check!
Black : His stuffed animal?
Gekikara : Already!
Black : Geki, where the baby will sit if you put all those stuffs in the cart… (-_-)
Gekikara : Carrying them is a pain…
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Left Out
Black : *reading Bible in the sofa*
Gekikara : *snuggle* Ne…ne…*giggle* Who do you love the most in this world?
Black : *grip Rosario* Lord Jesus…
Gekikara : Ne… ne…*giggle* Who's the next?
Black : Holy Maria…
Gekikara : Human being please! *giggle*
Black : *think* My child…
Gekikara : WHAT ABOUT ME!
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Remains Mystery
Gekikara : You don't love me? *giggle* Me…*giggle* Mad…
Black : It's not that…
Gekikara : Me…mad *giggle**cracking neck*
Black : As if I care if you are. I'm madly in love with you and I don't know why *pull Gekikara* *kissing*
Gekikara : (o/o)
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Lesson
Black : Gekiii, I think he needs to pee. Can you please handle him? *from the kitchen*
Gekikara : Okay…
*few mins*
Black : *appear* Is everything alright? Where is he? *confused*
Gekikara : Toilet…*eyes on TV*
Black : Huh? (O_o)
Gekikara : I already taught him about using the tissue and flush…
Black : Damn it Geki, he's only freaking 2 years old! (=A=)
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Important Lesson
Baby : HWEEEEE! HWEEEEEE! HUAAAAAAAA!
Black : *in the kitchen* *sigh* what is happening again between him and Geki…
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Black : *appear* Gekiiii, is everything alri-Why are you watching TV instead of feeding him?
Gekikara : Let him be. He needs to know how to survive for food in this cruel world!
Black : He needs to know how to survive with a cruel parent like you…
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Very Important Lesson
Gekikara : I'm just teaching him how to be a tough yankee!
Black : For anything sake, Gekikara. He's only 2 years old!
Gekikara : He needs to know how to survive in this cruel world!
*Dinner time*
Gekikara : Why am I only getting a cup noodle?
Black : You NEED to know how to survive with a mad wife.
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Repetitive
Gekikara : *stand up*
Black : *watching*
Gekikara : *walking to the kitchen*
Black : *observing*
Gekikara : *open the fridge* *sigh*
Black : *staring*
Gekikara : *back to the living room* There's nothing to eat…
Black : There'll be no food magically appears even if you check the fridge every ten minutes…
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No Choice
Daycare Staff : Good morning, Miss. Can I help you? *smile*
Black : Umm, I'd like to put my child here till 5 PM…
Daycare Staff : Sure, your name, Miss?
Black : Kashiwagi Yuki…
Daycare Staff : The baby's?
Black : Gekikara.
Gekikara : Why my name… (=A='')
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Karma
*afternoon time in the living room*
Black : *helping the kid coloring with crayons*
Baby : *laugh**playing with crayons*
Gekikara : *watching*
Baby : *touching Gekikara's cheek with crayon**laugh*
Gekikara : *laugh* You draw on me?
Baby : *shoving crayon to Gekikara's nose*
BuraGeki : !
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Opportunistic
Black : You feeling better? *worry*Your fever hasn't come down since last night…
Gekikara : *sneeze* Ah it's only flu…
Black : *smile* Let me know if you need anything *forehead kiss*
Gekikara : I need you…here *pout* Can I? *puppy eyes*
Black : *blush* Maa, maa. You like to be spoiled, huh? *stroking Gekikara's hair*
Gekikara : Hehehe, I love when I'm sick. *snuggle*
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Gut Instinct
Black : where's the baby's biscuit again…*searching the whole kitchen*Huh? Out of stock?
*walking to the living room*
Black : Gekikara, we're out of baby's snacks. Let's go to-OMG YOU ATE ALL YOUR SON'S FOOD?
Gekikara : *munching* There's nothing to eat… *munching*
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Weather Girl
Gekikara : Let's go for a walk! *pulling Black's hand*
Black : Not in the mood…
Gekikara : We rarely go on a date…please? *beg*
Black : *excuse* The weather is not so good…
Gekikara : Who cares about the weather! Come ooonnn…
Black : Why somehow I feel so irritated hearing that…
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Gut Instinct's Betrayal
Black : Gekikara!
Gekikara : *sleepy*What again?
Black : Did you eat all the snacks I put on the table this morning?
Gekikara : *giggle* Ne…okotteru? *giggle*
Black : No…I was planning to throw them. They're expired.
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Eco-Friendly
Gekikara : Blaaack! Blaack! We're out of toilet tissues!
Black : Ehh! Already? I think I bought dozen rolls…
Gekikara : *shrug*
Black : Do you have some kind of…umm digest problem?
Gekikara : No. I used them for playing The Mummies with your kid yesterday…
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Insist
Gekikara : Do not want! Stop! *covering mouth*
Black : Geki, you need to have some…it's for your sake *closer*
Gekikara : Yada! Yada! *struggling* *covering mouth*
Black : Your fever hasn't come down for three days!
Gekikara : I hate medicine!
Black : *sigh* I guess I have to use that…
*few mins*
Black : Don't forget that I'm faster than you…*chaining Gekikara to the bed*
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Shaku's Curiosity
*Two years ago*
Shaku : Who's the father of the baby?
Black : *punch*
*A year ago*
Shaku : Who's the father of the baby?
Black : Gekikara! *smile*
*Now*
Shaku : Who's the father of the baby?
Black : *staring at the sky* Not sure who…
Gekikara : *scratching walls* I'm an unwanted husband…unwanted husband…unwanted…
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Ultimate Displeasure
*Gekikara's 21st birthday*
Black : Happy birthday! *kiss*
Gekikara : *giggle* Me…happy…*giggle* Where's my present?
Black : Ara, ara. Of course I won't forget it. Here~~ *hand the gift*
Gekikara : Ehh…kore nande…? *giggle*
*few secs of unwrapping*
Gekikara : (O_o) Nail cutter?
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Payback
Black : Oyasumi nasai~~ *turning off the lamp* *pulling blanket*
Gekikara : Oyasumi~~
*few mins*
Black : WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Let me go! *struggle*
Gekikara : *giggle* You chained me, I chain you back *giggle* that time the pills taste like shit, so double vengeance *cracking neck* *licking lips* itadakimaaasu~~~
Black : *blush* The baby is here! *panic*
Gekikara : It's dark and I don't care *giggle*
Black : Geki…please have a mercy…he will hear us! *beg*
Gekikara : Don't forget that I'm crazier than you…*giggle*
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Earning Money
Gekikara : For Black and the child's sake, I'm gonna work harder! *fired up*
Black : Why so suddenly?
Gekikara : *clenching fists* I'm a good husband and Dad! *still fired up*
*Later*
Black : *checking* What are you doing?
Gekikara : Opening a garage sale…
Black : But why they all are my clothes! (=A='')
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Melon Pan Tragedy
Black : *smile* You cute boy, here for you *give*
Baby : *laugh* *munching*
Gekikara : *appear* MELON PAAAAAAN! *jump* *taking from the baby*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEE! HUAAAAAAAAAA!
Black : *godly speed* *taking from Gekikara* *give to baby*
Gekikara : *realize* HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Black : Somebody please adopt Gekikara…*sigh*
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Melon Pan Tragedy II
Gekikara : *whining*Black…Black…*tug* I want Melon Pan…I want Melon Pan!
Black : *rolling eyes* *keep reading Bible*
Gekikara : Please…I will be a good Dad! I will be a good husband! Give me Melon Pan…
Black : *leaving*
Gekikara : *giggle* *throwing books* *giggle* *turning tables and chairs* *giggle* *breaking vases* *giggle**tearing newspapers* *giggle*
Black : *peek* I can't believe she is a human…*shiver*
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Meeting with Sadist Queen
Sado : Ojamashimasu~~ *knocking*
Gekikara : *open the door* Ha? Sado! Is that you? *giggle*
Sado : How are you, Gekikara?
Gekikara : *giggle* come in!
Black : Long time no see, Sado *smile* what brings you here?
Sado : I'm living nearby and just known you guys are here too. So I decided to drop by…
Black : You aren't change that much!
Sado : I take that as a compliment.
Gekikara : Anyway, you don't bring any injection needles with you right? * hospital traumatic*
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Not an Advertisement, But Well…
Sado : By the way Black, *smirk*
Black : Yes?
Sado : I didn't know you have such a nice taste of underwear *smirk*
Black : Eh? *confused*
Sado : Really? Victoria Secret? *smirk*
Black : H-h-how do you… o/o!
Sado : I was just walking around and happened to drop by Gekikara's garage sale in the park…
Black : *blush* Oh my God, Geki!
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Unsellable
*Sado is already gone*
Black : I told you don't sell my clothes!
Gekikara : I was just selling your underwear…
Black : And why ONLY my underwear?
Gekikara : Because they were the most expensive things among others…
Black : You just sold my pride...
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Flirt
Gekikara : Sado didn't buy anything by the way *pout*that auntie only asking whose this whose that…
Black : Don't talk to me *back-facing*
Gekikara : Aww…My wife is mad…I'm so sorry…*puppy smile*
Black : *still not talking*
Gekikara : Anyway seeing you wearing those turning me on every night…
Black : *still back-facing**blushing**doki doki doki doki doki doki doki*
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Shiawase no Toki
Gekikara : Okotteru?
Black : …
Gekikara : Nee…okotteruyo…Please look at me!
*few mins or so*
Baby : *approach*
Gekikara : *sigh* Majide okotteruyo…
Baby : *hold Black's hand* *hold Gekikara's hand* *laugh*
Black : ….
Gekikara : ….
Baby : kaa…chan…tou…chan…***
Black : Oh My God! Did you hear that Geki…?
Gekikara : He's so cute…
Black : He is. Oh my God, his first words…
Gekikara : …
Black : Geki? Geki? You cry?
Gekikara : I-I just have something in my eyes! *look away*
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Rappappa Four Queens Reunion
Shibuya : I have a stable job as computer manager!
Torigoya : I'm a pro at erotic massage parlor!
Gekikara : *giggle* I have a wonderful family!
Black : I'm raising two kids…
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Blame
Torigoya : How is your child?
Black : He said his first words last week!
Torigoya : Eh, maji de? Isn't that um…bit late? He's 2 years old at all…
Gekikara : *giggle* I don't know why is that…
Black : He's too much hanging around Geki…
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Black : *sigh* Why you always eat your child's biscuits?
Gekikara : I'm still hungry and you don't allow me to buy snacks except Melon Pan…
Black : Then why didn't you eat as much as you want at dinner time?
Gekikara : Because your cooking is terrible.
*that night Black locked herself under the shower crying*
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Working Out
*Sunday*
Black : *running on treadmill*
Gekikara : *watching* I love seeing you sweating…
Black : *keep running* I don't know what you're talking about. You better take him outside for a walk than sit for nothing…
Gekikara : Do not want. I'd rather watching you panting and sweating here *giggle*
Black : *stop* You need to introduce him to sports sometimes. That's what a GOOD dad does *walking to the bathroom*
Gekikara : I'm a good Dad!
*an hour later*
Black : Ahh, tsukareta~~ *toweling hair* *walking to the living room*
Baby : HWEEEE!
Gekikara : Come on! Do it! I want you to be a tough yankee! *glare*
Black : When I said about introducing sports, doesn't mean you have to force him lifting weights!
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Wake Up Call
*early morning in bed*
Gekikara : Black…*nudging Black's cheek*wake up…
Black : Mmm…zzzz….
Gekikara : *pull the blanket* Wake uuuuup!
Black : *pull back the blanket* Hmmm? Zzzz….
Gekikara : *sit on Black's stomach* WAKE UP!
Black : Hnnnggg! Zzzz….
Gekikara : Okay, let's use that *giggle*
*few mins*
Black : *squirm* Hmmmh…? Tsumetai! Tsumetai! Tsumetai! *shocked* *wake up*
Gekikara : *giggle* finally, you up.
Black : Why are you putting ice on my stomach!
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Next Target
Black : Ughh…*yawn* What is it?
Gekikara : Your promise…our date today *giggle*
Black : *exhale* It's still 6 AM oh my God…*back to sleep*
Gekikara : *stand up* Next…the baby *giggle*where are you~~~ dad is coming to you~~~
Black : *realize* Stop! Stop! You are definitely NOT gonna put an ice on him too!
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Black's Biggest Fear
*BuraGeki are picking up the child at a daycare*
Gekikara : *registering*
Black : *watching kids from the waiting room*
Baby : *playing Lego*
Black : *watching*
Baby : *throwing a Lego to another baby*
Black : *sigh* What a boy…
Baby : *shoving Lego to another baby's nose*
Black : He's definitely Gekikara's son…
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Hidden Purpose
Gekikara : Black…*giggle* I want you tonight…*giggle**snuggle*
Black : If the abyss ever follows me…then part ways from me…into the grave…
Gekikara : The baby is already asleep…you don't need to! *giggle*
Black : Where no light reaches you…
Gekikara : Black?
Black : Fear and pain has flown away to the skies…
Gekikara : ….
Black : I found you…once again…Who did you find? Eternity.
Gekikara : zzzz….
Black : Yes, she's asleep!
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Yankee Soul
Black : *beating weak Yankees on the street*
Gekikara : *watching* You haven't lose your Yankee Soul huh…*giggle*
Black : The good and the bad are the same…they both make terrible sounds when groaning… *kick*
Gekikara : But you make sexy sounds when groaning in bed…
Black : o/o!
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Falling Down
*dinner time*
Black : Today's dinner is chicken soup~~ *put bowls*
Gekikara : Itadakimasu~~
*few mins*
Gekikara : *stop eating* *staring at her bowl*
Black : Something wrong? *worry* Does it still taste horrible?
Gekikara : No. There's your hair floating in it…
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Sado's Complain
*Sado meets BuraGeki's garage sale in a neighborhood park*
Sado : Hey you two.
Gekikara : Searching for something Sado? *giggle*
Black : *blush* *still remembering the underwear case*
Sado : I'm talking to Black.
Black : Yes?
Sado : Geki has recently come to my place and eat all the stock of melon pans. Care to explain why?
Black : *turn to Gekikara* Eh? You did that, Geki? I didn't even know, Sado!
Gekikara : *mumble* my waifu doesn't let me buy melon pans for a week…
Sado : So that's it…
Black : Well…we have a kid. And it may be not good if he finds not-so-healthy food stocks on our kitchen. So I suggested-
Gekikara : Forced
Black : Whatever. To eat only healthy food…
Sado : You are such a cold "waifu" *leaving*
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Collection
*BuraGeki bump into Sanshou Sisters in an alley*
Manamana : Look…what we've got *smile*
Black : You lolis, stand back if you want to see tomorrow's sun. Get off the way.
Myao : We-we're not gonna fight you!
Rabutan : *show the camera* We want to take a pic of your baby!
Gekikara : DSLR? Improvement huh…
(Sanshou Sisters usually use Polaroid)
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Too Close
Myao : Ichi…ni…san…cheese! *click*
Baby : HWEEEEEEE!
Rabutan : Eeeh! Why? *panic*
Manamana : We-we-we were not hurting him Black-san! Gekikara-san! *scared*
Black : But your flashlight was almost blinding him…
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Special For Daddy
*Black is shopping at nearby convenience store*
Black : *checking list* Okay it's all done *smile**walking to the cashier**queuing*
Black : *stop* *thinking*
Black : I think I wanna buy lots of Melon Pan today… *walk out the queue*
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Homeless
Black : What? Your house burned down?
Shaku : *sob* I don't know where else to go…
Gekikara : We'll let you stay for days if we aren't having a baby. So-
Shaku : Yoroshiku onegaishimasu *dragging suitcases in*
BuraGeki : WHO SAYS YOU CAN STAY?
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Dilemma
*1 AM*
Black : Geki…please stop flipping your body. I can't sleep hearing the noise! *grunt*
Gekikara : *grab Black's cheeks* I want you…so badly now. *uneasy*
Black : *blush* *whisper* You know we can't do it here! There's the baby!
Gekikara : *whisper* Exactly! And Shaku invades our couch in the living room! *uneasy*
Black : *whisper* Just hold it, can't you?
Gekikara : *whisper* I can't take this anymore. *stand up**dragging Black*
Black : *whisper* Ehhh? Where are we going?
Gekikara : Bathtub…
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Sharp
Black : *enter the kitchen* Good morning *yawn*
Gekikara : *giggle* Finally you up. Here, Shaku made toast *offer*
Black : That's so kind of you, Shaku. Thanks. *receive*
Shaku : No. It's my thanks for you both lending your place *nod*
BuraGeki : We were never said yes from the start…
Shaku : Anyway Black I'm surprised you are still able to walk regarding to the noises you made last night…
BuraGeki : !
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Hear My Praying
Shaku : Seems like my aunt can lend me her place
BuraGeki : Yes please…please…
Shaku : *dragging out suitcases* Thanks to you guys for these three days! *bows*
BuraGeki : Happy to help! *bows*
Shaku : *smile* *leave*
Gekikara : Now I believe God exists…
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Double Trouble
Black : *wash Baby's back* *humming tone*
Baby : *play with rubber ducky*
Black : *turn off the water tap* Ehh? It's not working? *worry* *still trying*
*few mins && Baby's already outside && Black still fighting with the water tap*
Black : *starting to panic*Shoot! It's broken Oh my God! Oh no! The water is flooding! Help! Gekikara! Help me!
Gekikara : Yes sweetheart! *enter the room triumphantly*
Black : You just made it worse by breaking our bathroom door…it was unlocked…
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Hansel and Gretel
Black : Oh God…it must be Gekikara who did this…*looking at biscuit crumbs scattered all over floor*
Black : *turn on the vacuum cleaner* *start cleaning*
*few mins*
Gekikara : *appear* Don't clean that!
Black : Huhh?
Gekikara : I'm the witch! He needs to find me with those crumbs.
Black : Please play something normal *sigh*
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Problem Solving
Black : *exhale* The bathroom needs to be fixed…
Gekikara : I can do it!
Black : But calling a plumbing service is no cheap…
Gekikara : Let me do it!
Black : Doushiyo…*think*
Gekikara : Blaaack!
Black : SHUT UP!
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Way Out
Gekikara : You're such a cold wife!
Black : *rolling eyes* I was thinking!
Gekikara : I'm trying to help!
Black : You're no helping at all…
Gekikara : But the water tap is not flooding anymore!
Black : By using tapes? Please, Gekikara…
Gekikara : At least appreciate me!
Black : *not listening* *on the phone* Hello? Plumbing Service?
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Climax
Black : *on the phone* Yes…no, it just water tap…mhm…
Gekikara : *staring*
Black : *on the phone* Yes…apartment xxxx room xxx…
Gekikara : *uneasy*
Black : *on the phone* Thank you so much. Yoroshiku onegaishima-AAAHH MY THIGH! GEKI STOP!
Gekikara : *chew*
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Weak Point
Gekikara : At least appreciate me! *lips trembling**teary eyes*
Black : *rubbing thigh* It hurts!
Gekikara : *teary eyes**lips trembling*
Black : Ugh…*trying to look away* don't cry Geki…don't cry…
Gekikara : *sob sob sob sob sob*
Black : Ahh this won't do! *pulling Gekikara* *kissing*
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Check Yourself Before Wreck Yourself
Plumbing Staff : Okay it's all done. All goes xxxx yen.
Black : Shit, this month's outcome *give* Thank you so much *bow*
Plumbing Staff : Umm, Miss? Are you sure refusing our offer to fix your bathroom door? It doesn't charge that much. *smile*
Black : Erm…no, thank you *smile* This month outcome…
Plumbing Staff : But tapes wouldn't simply handle them, I should say *scratch head*
Black : *blush*W-well…
Gekikara : Look who's the one talking… *sneer*
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Unemployed
*Black is working behind the cash register, as usual*
Black : Irasshaimase! *surprised* Eh? What are you doing here?
Gekikara : Visiting a wife! *giggle*
Black : *blush* Ne…ne…I'm working now. Aren't you working too?
Gekikara : I got fired. *giggle*
Black : Ehh? Since when?
Gekikara : Ten minutes ago.
Black : Wait, why are you bleeding? *touch*
Gekikara : I didn't know my old enemy is the owner's daughter…
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Sellable
Gekikara : *carrying sack*
Black : *appear* what is that?
Gekikara : New stuffs to sell in our garage sale! Ja, Ittekimasu~~ *open the door*
Black : *hold Gekikara's shoulder*Chotto, let me check that first *worry*
Gekikara : Relax, I'm not selling your underwear nor other stuff *smile*
Black : But why are here ALL his toys! (=A=)
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Sacred Toy
*the next day*
Gekikara : Ja, Ittekimasu~~ *carrying sack*
Black : Let me check that first *worry*
Gekikara : *sigh* No your stuffs, no his stuffs…
Black : Gekikara…you are so in trouble…
Gekikara : Huh?
Black : Where did you get this?
Gekikara : Ah, that. I stole that from Sado's place…
(The toy Sado usually plays in Majigak)
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Returning the Sacred
*in front of Sado's place*
Black : Ojamashimasu *knock*
Gekikara : Ah! I'm so in trouble now…doushiyo Black…*cling*
Black : I don't mind her giving you some lessons *knock*
Torigoya : Okaeri~~eh Black? Gekikara?
Gekikara : You guys married?
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Sadist Queen's New Life
Torigoya : Sado has night shift. Relax, I won't tell her about Gekikara stealing it *laugh*
Black : You lucky this time.
Gekikara : So, since when you're together?
Torigoya : Since she visited my massage parlor…
Black : Why somehow I feel Yuko-san cries in heaven right now…
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Wife's Fault
Torigoya : I feel sorry for you, Gekikara.
Gekikara : Yeah, I kinda need new job right now. Garage sale doesn't help that much.
Black : It's because there's not many to be sold…
Gekikara : It's because you're too picky…
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Job Vacancy
Torigoya : Black had refused my offer long time ago*** Now do you want to work with me at erotic massage parlor? They pay quite well.
Black : Such a big joke Gekikara works in that kind of place…
Gekikara : No thanks. I'm only good at erotic massaging Black.
Black : o/o!
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Insane Queen's New Life
*Gekikara is home alone && Black is working && Baby is at the daycare*
Gekikara : Ugh…I'm so bored…*roll on the bed* (._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
*later*
Gekikara : Ugh…I'm so hungry…*roll on the couch* (._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
*later*
Gekikara : Ugh…I'm so sleepy…*roll on the floor* (._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
*later*
Gekikara : *roll* (._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
Black : *already at home* IS THERE NOTHING YOU CAN DO?
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Suggestion
Black : Why don't you hurry find a new job?
Gekikara : I don't know what else I' m good at except fighting…
Black : Aha! Try entering a tournament like Choukoku?
Gekikara : Choukoku is a martial artist. And me…just like fighting. *giggle*
Black : You don't like fighting. You just like violence.
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Negative Thinking
*BuraGeki are watching World News on TV*
TV : Report from Uganda…children trafficking are…
*few mins*
TV : Report from USA…human trafficking are…
Gekikara : You know I kinda get a great idea-
Black : No, no. Don't you dare thinking about selling our kid!
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Profitable Chance
Gekikara : I am not THAT stupid thinking about such thing (=.='')
Black : You are crazy and unpredictable you know…
Gekikara : Don't praise me, I'll blush…
Black : I wasn't praising you *rolling eyes*
Gekikara : I have an idea about kidnapping Yabakune freshmen and selling them…
Black : Now THAT is stupid…
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Consultation
*BuraGeki are going to Sado's place && Sado isn't home as always*
Gekikara : My wife doesn't allow me…
Black : Because it's stupid.
Torigoya : Geki, I told you not to tell Black!
Black : Eh! It was Torigoya's idea?
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Market Price
Gekikara : Torigoya said it's difficult to get 50000 yen a week with me unwaged. At least I have to kidnap one kid to get that much…
Torigoya : *nod* You might get double depending on the market…
Black : STOP! THAT'S SOMETHING I DON'T NEED TO KNOW!
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Really Hopeless
Gekikara : So, Black. What do you think I should do?
Black : Umm *think*
*few mins*
Black : Umm *think*
*another few mins*
Black : Umm *think*
Torigoya : Geki, back to the plan. *nod*
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Sado's Idea
*Sado's coming back*
Sado : Looking for a job huh?
Gekikara : *giggle* I got fired~~
Sado : *scoff* You're as insane as ever, Gekikara.
Gekikara : Don't praise me, I'll blush…
Black : She wasn't praising you.
Sado : How about sending people to my hospital? I'll pay you my share *smirk*
Black : Oh, Sado. Not you too…
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Conclusion
Black : Just go back to be a dishwasher, Geki…*sigh*
Gekikara : The income is too little!
Torigoya : Take my idea into consideration!
Sado : You can talk to me in my hospital tomorrow if you proceed *leave*
Black : Sado's place is not the right place for consulting…
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Real Job
*Gekikara is coming back from the garage sale*
Gekikara : Tadaima~~
*silence*
Gekikara : Oh right. Everyone's out. *giggle*
*phone ring*
*on the phone*
Gekikara : Hello?
Black : Pick him up please. I'm going home a bit late!
Gekikara : Okay…
Black : Please…be careful this time *worry*
Gekikara : He won't lose a leg. I'm a good Dad!
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Challenge
*at the daycare*
Daycare staff : Ohh, picking up Gekikara?
Gekikara : *awkward* Err…yeah…why Black still using my name…
Daycare staff : You know what, he's been crying for hours…I don't know why…
Gekikara : Eh…really? Oh crap. Black, please come back soon.
Daycare staff : Gekikara-kun~~~ your kaachan is here! *smile*
Baby : *sob* *sob* Kaa…chan? *turn* *looking at Gekikara**sob*
Gekikara : Come here~~ *walk closer* Let's go home.
Baby : *looking at Gekikara* Tou…chan…*scanning the room* Kaachan? *searching for Black's figure* Kaachan…where! *find no Black* KAA…HWEEEEEEE!
Gekikara : It's gonna be a painful day…
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Wonderful Torment
*home*
Gekikara : Wooshoo wooshoo wooshoo…good boy…don't cry…*carry the child in the arms* *pet*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEE! HWAAAAAAAAAAA!
Gekikara : Dad's here for you…*pat* Black…please come home soon *pat* *pat* *pat*
Baby : HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*few mins*
Baby : KAACHAAAN! KAACHAAAN!
Gekikara : *uneasy* Kaachan isn't home yet, sweetheart *pat* But I'm here for you…Black…please…
Baby : want….Kaachan…*sob* *sob* HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gekikara : OH MY GOD SHUT UP!
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Worse
Baby : *sit on the carpet* HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gekikara : *surrender* He's strong at crying for hours…
*few mins && the baby still crying*
Gekikara : Sure babies are such satans when they cry…what should I do? Ah maybe he's hungry!
*kitchen*
Gekikara : Yosh! Milk bottle…*run*Milk powder…10 spoons *run* Hot water…eh no, warm water…*run* seal…then shake! *shake* *run back to the living room*
*living room*
Gekikara : Boy, you hungry? Here *smile*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEE! *snapping the bottle**the bottle thrown for 20 feet*
Gekikara : *amaze* Wow…he's strong *realize* okay not the time for adoring things
Baby : *kicking Gekikara* HWEEE! KAACHAN! KAACHAN! HWEEE!
Gekikara : BLAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK WHERE ARE YOU? *frustrate*
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Daddy Daycare
Gekikara : If Black in this situation…what would she do? *think* If Black were me…
Baby : *still kicking Gekikara's thigh*HWEEE! HWEEE!
*few secs*
Gekikara : *take the stuffed bear* *changing voice* Konbanwa, I'm Teddy Bear…yoroshiku onegaishimasu *bowing the bear*
Baby : HWEEEE! HWEEE….hwee…*sob*…*looking at the bear**sob*
Gekikara : *hide the bear* Aww where did he go? *show the bear* Ahh! Here he is!
Baby : *laugh* *trying to reach bear* Naa…aaa…
Gekikara : *still changing voice* You hungry? Want to eat with me? *stand up**flash to the kitchen* *back to the living room*
Baby : *laugh* *play with bear*
Gekikara : *unwrapping the baby's biscuit**smile* Here, eat it~~
Baby : *munch* *laugh* *play with bear*
Gekikara : But when they laugh…babies are sure like angels…*sigh*
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Greatest Dad
Baby : *play with bear* *laugh*
Gekikara : *taking handkerchief* His face is sticky, too much crying *clean* *smile* Here you are boy. Clean and handsome!
Baby : *play with bear**laugh*
Black : *slam the door open* TADAIMA! *pant* I ran like crazy. Is everything okay? *worry**pant* *pant*
Gekikara : Been crying for hours…I'm exhausted…(=_=)
Black : Really? *carry the child* But he seems fine and happy. Hey you boy~~ *rub Baby's cheek*
Gekikara : *lips trembling* *teary eyes*
Baby : Kaachaaaaan~~ *laugh*
Gekikara : HWAAAAAAAA! AT LEAST APPREACIATE ME! YOU ARE TOO COLD BLACK! TOO COLD! *cry* *cry* *cry**roll* *roll*
Black : *pull Gekikara* *laugh* I think I've found the reason why I love you. You are what you are, Gekikara. *smile* Congratulations, you are the greatest Dad in the world. *kiss*
Baby : *laugh* *play with bear*
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Greatest Job
*bedtime*
Gekikara : This time, can I hold you till I sleep?
Black : Sure, "Good Dad" *giggle*
Gekikara : Yay *snuggle* Ne, Black?
Black : Hm?
Gekikara : I think I've found a good job with good payment!
Black : What is it?
Gekikara : *giggle* Being a good Dad…*slowly unzipping Black's sweats*
Black : Ehh? *blush* Geki!
Gekikara : *stare* Can't we? *grin*
Black : *smile shyly* F-fine…*blush* *looking other way*
Gekikara : *giggle* I'll be gentle! *wink*
Black : But please find ACTUAL job soon!
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Excuse
Gekikara : *roll*(._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
Black : Go take him to the park. Play something *read Bible*
Gekikara : *stop rolling* I'm feeling unwell today… *cough*
Black : *stand up* Ja, let me get you some aspirin…
Gekikara : *stand up*Where's that kid again?
xxx
Same Way
Black : I know you hate medicine *scoff*
Gekikara : *pout* That's unfair!
Black : I wonder what kind of method the nurses did when you were hospitalized…
Gekikara : They chained me…
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Healthy Lifestyle
Black : Gekiii, he needs to pee *from the kitchen*
Gekikara : Mmkay…
*few mins*
Baby : *laugh* *run*
Gekikara : *chase* You haven't had your pants on! Hey!
Baby : *laugh* *run*
Gekikara : *chase* Your little bird might catch cold! Comeback!
Baby : *laugh* *run*
Gekikara : *chase* STOP RUNNING!
Black : *appear* What are you doing?
Gekikara : Sports… *pant* *pant*
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Yankee Blood
Baby : *laugh* *run*
Gekikara : *watching* He's fast… *amazed*
Baby : *throw stuffed bear* *bear thrown for 30 feet*
Gekikara : *watching* He's strong…*amazed*
Baby : *stab bear with crayon**giggle*
Black : *appear* He's turning into you…
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Useful
*door knocking*
Gekikara : Yes? *open* Eh? Torigoya?
Black : *surprised* Torigoya?
Torigoya : Can I come in? Can I? Can I? *worry*
Gekikara : Chill, what's wrong?
Torigoya : Sado is looking for me *shiver* I broke her Kendama…*shiver*
Black : Since when our apartment turns into escape place…
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Need Help
Gekikara : *whisper* Ne, ne Torigoya.
Torigoya : *whisper* Yes?
Gekikara : *whisper* Can you whisper to Black's ear about…
Torigoya : *whisper* about what?
Gekikara : *whisper* make her love me tonight…get it? *grin*
Torigoya : *whisper* Ehh? *blush*
Black : *from the kitchen* I hear you. And I don't like where this is going!
*that night Gekikara slept outside*
xxx
Platonic Love
*BuraGeki are cuddling on the couch*
Black : *blush* Can I…ask you something?
Gekikara : Sure *giggle*
Black : *blush* Who do you love the most in this world?
Gekikara : Yuko-san…*looking at far away*
*that night Gekikara slept outside*
xxx
Personal Motive
*Child's 3rd birthday*
Gekikara : Black, is he remain anonymous? *worry*
Black : Umm *uneasy* *play with rosario*
Gekikara : Black, I'm worried.
Black : Why? That's not so you.
Gekikara : What if he becomes a criminal and listed as a wanted? He still uses my name! The police could arrest me!
Black : You think too far…
xxx
Economical Motive
Gekikara : Here you cute boy, present from a good Dad! *unwrap*
Baby : *laugh*
Black : *play with Baby's hand* Look, look what Dad gives you~~
Gekikara : Tadaaa~~ *show*Happy 3rd birthday!
Black : Whoa a tricycle! *surprised* Look, Touchan gives you tricycle~~ say thanks!
Baby : *hug Gekikara* Arigatou…Touchan…*laugh*
Gekikara : *giggle* Now I can toss the baby's cart into our garage sale…
xxx
Late Night Conversation
*bedtime*
Black : *sigh*
Gekikara : *yawn* Still awake?
Black : I can't sleep…
Gekikara : Need some relaxation? *grin*
Black : I'm not talking about THAT.
Gekikara : Okay, okay. *giggle* What is it?
Black : Our kid is 3 years old now…he'll be in a kindergarten 2 years later…and then Elementary school, Middle school, High school…
Gekikara : Oh my God you right…I haven't prepared so much money…
Black : For the school?
Gekikara : For the plastic surgery…
Black : Huh?
Gekikara : You said you want to put him in Majijo…
xxx
Early Morning Conversation
*bed*
Black : Ohayou… *yawn*
Gekikara : Ohayou… *snuggle*
Black : O…oi…let go. You found a job already? *struggle*
Gekikara : Yeah. A good Dad! *snuggle*
Black : You are a good Dad. But you're no good husband…
xxx
Careless
*Sunday*
Black : Done taking him for a walk?
Gekikara : *nod* He's happy *smile*
Black : What happened?
Gekikara : He loves riding his new tricycle. Been riding it for two hours *smile*
Black : Yokatta naa *smile*
*half hour later*
Black : Lunchtime! Geki, let's eat! And where is he?
Gekikara : Ah, let me pick him up at the park.
Black : SO YOU'VE BEEN LEAVING HIM ALONE FOR HOURS?
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Unexpected
*The park*
Black : *grab Gekikara's collar* He's nowhere!Damn! It's all your fault!
Gekikara : Aaaa…err…*sweat-dropped* easy sweetheart…
Black : I'M SO GONNA KILL YOU!
Someone1 : Are…? Lovers quarrel…?
Someone2 : Iya…Much like parents quarrel…Aneki…
BuraGeki : *turn* K-Kabuki Sisters?
xxx
Anticlimax
Kokabuki : He's been crying for decades… *give the baby*
Black : Thank you so much Kabuki Sisters…*bow*
Gekikara : *bow*
Ookabuki : Not Kabuki Sisters…we're now…*pose* *background sound*
Kokabuki : *pose**background sound*
Kabuki Sisters : Noh-Kyougen Sisters! *pose* *background sound*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gekikara : Stop it. Your masks scared him…
xxx
Mom's Instinct
*Gekikara is home alone with baby*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gekikara : He's been crying for hours…doushiyo? *panic*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gekikara : His face flushed…this is not good
*few secs*
Gekikara : *on the phone*Black?
Black : Yes?
Gekikara : He's been crying for hours and…Black? Hello?
Black : toot…toot…toot…toot…toot…
xxx
True Strength
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gekikara : WTF? She hung up the phone…*staring at the phone*
Black : TADAIMAAAA! *pant* *pant*
Gekikara : (O_o) THAT WAS FAST! *still holding the phone*
xxx
Anxious
Gekikara : Ugh…I'm nervous…
Black : *holding Gekikara's hand* Yeah me too…It's the first time he got sick like this…
Gekikara : It's not that…I hate being inside the hospital…
Black : …
xxx
Ice
Gekikara : Black, I want hug~~~
Black : Shut up *read Bible*
*later*
Gekikara : Black, I want kiss~~~
Black : I'm busy *cutting vegetables*
*later*
Gekikara : Black, I want-
Black : WHAT?
Gekikara : I want to divorce…
Black : NOOOOOOOOO! *death grip the blanket*
Gekikara : *come in* Black?
Black : Dream? *pant*
xxx
Right Moment
Gekikara : Why did you scream? *confused*
Black : *hug* Geki… *shiver*
Gekikara : *blush* Ehh…what is it?
Black : *hug* I'm sorry…*shiver*Please don't go…
Gekikara : I'm not going anywhere…? What's wrong? *confused*
Black : *hug* Just stay with me here…*shiver*
Gekikara : Of course I will! Today is Valentine's Day *smile*
Black : Ehh?
xxx
Unnoticed
Gekikara : You're so beautiful this morning… *kissing* *groping*
Black : Mmmhh… *kissing*
Gekikara : Happy Valentine's Day…Black…*nibbling*
Black : *moaning*
Baby : *come in* Kaachan~~ Touchan~~
Black : GEKI, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOOR o/o! *pulling blanket*
xxx
Gekikara's Rule
*Sunday*
Gekikara : *lazing on the couch* *watching TV*
Black : *playing with baby on the carpet*
Gekikara : Black…pass me the remote please…
Black : Take it yourself. It's on the table (-_-)
Gekikara : If it's more than 5 feet away, it becomes unnecessary…
xxx
Dangerous
Daycare Staff : Your name, Miss?
Gekikara : Ge-Matsui Rena…*sigh*
Daycare Staff : The baby's name?
Gekikara : Um…Gekikara…?
Daycare Staff : *surprised* Gekikara-kun? *check* Oh, I'm really really sorry Matsui-san. I'm afraid we can't accept your kid anymore…*worry*
Black : *appear* Why is that? *sharp*
Daycare Staff : 3 days ago Aoi-kun went home with nosebleeding, two days ago Kuroi-chan got crayon stuck in her ear, yesterday Kimura-kun…
Black : *faint*
xxx
Unpredicted
*BuraGeki is having a passionate night in a warm soft bed uhm…*
*someone's giggling*
Black : *stop* Geki…did you just giggle?
Gekikara : How come I giggled when I was kissing you!
Black : You locked the door right? *peek*
Gekikara : It's locked and he's playing outside!
*the action continues uhm…*
*someone's giggling*
Black : *stop* Geki, I'm worried…
Gekikara : *sigh* I'm losing the mood…*turn on the light*
Black : OH MY GOD HE'S HERE o/o! *pulling blanket*
Gekikara : He melted in the dark…*amazed*
xxx
Getting Serious
Black : Doushiyo…*frustrate*
Gekikara : What is it?
Black : I can't put him in the daycare anymore. Otherwise he'll hurt many kids…
Gekikara : I told you, good Dad is the best job for me! I'll watch him. *proud*
Black : Don't make that as an excuse not to find a job!
xxx
20+
*Christmas Eve party at Sado's place*
Sado : Ja, Merry Christmas guys *smile*
All : Merry Christmas! *cheers*
Black : GEKIKARA STOP!
All : *silent* *turn*
Black : Don't you dare giving him that wine!
xxx
Prudent
Black : *open fridge* *sigh* Gekiii!
Gekikara : Yes sweetheart~~
Black : I've just bought snacks and now it's all gone. Care to explain?
Gekikara : The baby is hungry!
Black : There are two types of honest people in this world. Small children and drunk people *leaving*
xxx
Wrong Time
Gekikara : *giggle* Black… *snuggle*
Black : *opening Bible*
Gekikara : I'm not going to be tricked again with your poem…*giggle*
Black : *reading Bible* No need to. I'm on my period.
Gekikara : …
xxx
What Programmers Do
Black : They say you are good with computers. Is that true?
Gekikara : I guess…
Black : Why don't you go find a job related with it?
Gekikara : Ah! You mean like, opening an online garage sale?
Black : IS THAT ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT?
xxx
What Programmers Should Do
Gekikara : Then what should I do to earn money?
Black : Get a part time job! Or something related with your ability…
Gekikara : Well, I can't think anything more than online garage sale…
Black : You're making an assumption that you have to SELL something?
Gekikara : Black is expecting too much of me! *pout*
xxx
Drama Queen
Gekikar a : I'd like to hear your opinion…
Black : Umm…
*few mins*
Black : Umm…
Gekikara : So I'll have to end up selling something?
Black : *surrender* I…I guess…
Gekikara : IT'S THE SAME AS SELLING MY PRIDE! *sob sob sob*
Black : You don't have to make it sound so dramatic!
xxx
Jackpot
*BuraGeki on the couch*
Baby : *play on Black's lap*
Gekikara : *watching*
Baby : *play on Gekikara's lap*
Black : *watching*
Gekikara : *cough* *cough* HOOEEEKK!
Black : Geki? Geki? You okay? *worry*
Gekikara : He farted on my face…HOOEEEK! *cough* *cough*
xxx
Odorian Rhapsody
Black : Even his fart is dangerous… *cough* *covering nose*
Gekikara : Poisonous! Stand away, sweetheart! *bringing Air Freshener* Don't underestimate the power of this! *spray* *spray* *spray*
Black : *faint*
Gekikara : Ah…I overdid it…
xxx
Tired
Black : Gekiiiii! *knock knock knock* I need to use bathroom now! *knock knock knock*
*no answers*
Black : Gekiiiii! I can't hold it, come onnnnnn! *knock knock knock*
*no answers*
Black : Unlocked? (o_O) Geki, I'm in!
Gekikara : Zzzzzz…
Black : What the…
xxx
Cold Summer
*summer*
Black : It's so hot…ugh *sweaty*
Gekikara : That's why I prefer winter. So we can do this every time we sleep *snuggle* kyun~~
Black : Stop touching me, it's so hot! *kicking Gekikara away*
Gekikara : Looks like the iceberg doesn't melt in this temperature…*pout*
xxx
Special Edition: BuraGeki no Rekishi (Black x Gekikara's History)
Future Marriage
*door knocking*
Black : Yes? *open the door* Oh it's just you. What is it?
Shaku : Gekikara asked me to show your new place…
Gekikara : Blaaaack! It's been monthssss *hug**giggle*
Black : Ai! Ha-na-se! Get off! *struggle*
Gekikara : Aww you're so cold to your future husband *giggle*
Black : Shaku, bring her home…
Gekikara : *come in* *amazed* oh, so this is my future house?
Black : (o/o) *doki doki doki* WHO SAYS YOU CAN COME IN?
xxx
Condition
*living room*
Shaku : Ne, Black, how are you?
Black : I'm fine as usual.
Gekikara : Black, why are you so fat lately?
Shaku : That's pregnancy, Gekikara! (=A=)
xxx
Near
Shaku : It must be hard for these months, Black…I feel for you *smile*
Black : Yeah…and the doctor said it will be this month…I don't know when *sigh*
Shaku : Boy or girl?
Black : It's a boy *blush*
Gekikara : *giggle* I'll have a son~~
Black : I-I don't know what you are talking about… *doki doki doki doki doki*
xxx
Misery Loves Company
Shaku : Ja, I'm going now. See you, Black!
Black : Thanks for visiting *smile*
*few secs*
Black : Shaku! Shaku!
Shaku : *turn* Yes?
Black : You forgot bringing this creature with you *dragging Gekikara out*
Shaku : Ah! It's school holiday now. She decided to stay with you for couple weeks. Have fun! *leave*
Gekikara : Okotteru? *giggle*
Black : …
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Misunderstanding
*a week later*
Black : Ge…geki…ugh…*pant*
Gekikara : Ei! What's wrong? *worry*
Black : I…I think…it's time…*pant* *pant* my water is broke…
Gekikara : *panic* I…I'll call help!
*few mins*
*door knocking*
Gekikara : I'll go get it! *open the door*
Someone : Hello, you called for a plumber?
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Unwanted
*hospital && all former Rappappa members come*
Black : *pant* *pant* Ugh…ugh…! *pant*
Nurses : *pushing Black's bed through the hall*
Doctor : Come on! To the maternity room! *run*
Rappappa : *chase*
*in front of maternity room*
Nurse : Only one person can accompany her.
Gekikara : *giggle* Me! Me! I want to be with Black!
Black : *from the inside* NO THANKS I'LL BE MUCH BETTER ALONE!
xxx
Too Tight
*door suddenly opened*
Rappappa : *rush* How? How? How? How?
Nurse : Relax, she's okay. This is hospital, please don't make much noise.
Rappappa : *rush in* Yokatta naa~~~ *sob sob sob*
Black : *sweaty* *pant* *pant* *smile* Guys…
Sado : *teary eyes* Congratulations, Black…
Gekikara : *cry* BLAAACK! *hug*
Black : …
Gekikara : *cry* *hug* I'm so happy you and the baby safe…*giggle*
Black : …
Gekikara : *hug* Black…why didn't you answer me? You mad? You mad?
Sado : She can't even catch a breath, Gekikara…*sigh*
xxx
Good Thing
*an hour later*
*the baby is asleep besides Black*
Torigoya : It's a boy huh…he's cute *smile*
Shibuya : What's his name?
Black : *laugh* Well I haven't thought about it. Maybe later.
Gekikara : I'm glad Black isn't fat anymore…*touching Black's stomach*
Torigoya : YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE! *smack*
xxx
End of BuraGeki no Rekishi
Back to BuraGeki no Ichinichi
Bladder Problem
Black : *cutting vegetables*
Baby : Kaachan…Kaachan…
Black : Yes, sweetie?
Baby : Gomen…I have…accident…
Black : *cutting vegetables* Oh, don't worry. I once had an accident too…
Baby : *stare*
Black : *turn*
Baby : *stare*
Black : Oh, and now the accident pisses all over itself…
xxx
Don't Try This At Home
*Sunday*
Gekikara : Hey there little boy!
Baby : *laugh* Touchan~~ *approach*
Gekikara : Look! You're an airplane! Whoosh! *lift the baby*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : You're maneuvering through the sky~~~ whoosh! *moving the baby*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : And you bang with the World Trade Center! And you go Ka-BOOM! *drop the baby*
Baby : *faint*
Gekikara : And I'm the ambulance~~ wee-oo…wee-oo~~~
Black : *appear* YOU are gonna NEED an ambulance tonight, Gekikara…
xxx
PMS
*Gekikara is coming back from the garage sale*
Gekikara : Tadaima!
Black : *carrying baby in the arms* Okaeri~~ *smile*
Gekikara : Where's my sexy baby~~
Black : Geki! *blush* *approach*
Gekikara : *take the baby*Here you are! Ne, have a good day? *giggle*
Baby : Touchan~~
Black : Why do I feel so…lonely… *sound effect of wind blowing*
*that night Black locked herself under the shower, crying*
xxx
Reason
*BuraGeki are cleaning entire apartment*
Gekikara : Ay, spiders! Hoosh! Hoosh! *hit with broom*
Black : So the insane queen is scared of spiders*scoff*
Gekikara : I'm not scared. Unless they pay rent, they can't live here! Hoosh!
Black : …
xxx
Positive Thinking
Black : Tadaima~~
Gekikara : Okaeri…Black?
Black : Yes?
Gekikara : I have some bad news and good news…
Black : Yes?
Gekikara : I was playing with our son…
Black : Okay?
Gekikara : I accidentally dropped him to the ground…
Black : Then?
Gekikara : He got bone fractures, external bleeding, internal bleeding, and temporary blindness…
Black : Mhm?
Gekikara : He's in hospital now. That's it.
Black : And the good news?
Gekikara : He's still alive! *grin*
*Gekikara chained to a cross upside down for three days*
xxx
Creativity
Baby : Touchan…*approach*
Gekikara : Yes?
Baby : Balloon animal! Make me balloon animal! *give an unblown balloon*
Gekikara : *blow* *give back* here…
Baby : *stare* It's not animal! Want balloon animal! *confused*
Gekikara : It's a larvae…
xxx
Fixing
*Rainy season && BuraGeki is in the kitchen*
Black : Shit, the pipe is leaked again…*check*
Gekikara : We live in such very cheap apartment… we can't blame the quality *giggle*
Black : Other than that, can you please fix it?
Gekikara : What am I, a plumber? I don't even know how!
Black : Can't you just use duct tape like the other day? Calling a plumbing service is no cheap.
Gekikara : Oh, right. It's worth a shot, wait. *leave*
*few mins*
Gekikara : Problem solved. Fiuuhh~~ *leave*
Black : MMMFFFMMF! #$%^&*$##! (read: Why are you taping me!)
xxx
Gekikara's Standard
Baby : *laugh* *draw*
Black : *watching* he's smart *proud*
Gekikara : You called this smart? It's just circles!
Black : Please he's only three! *sigh*
Baby : *laugh* *coloring*
Black : *watching* he's quite artistic *proud*
Gekikara : You called this art? It's just colored circles!
Black : I'm not talking to you
Baby : *draw on the wall* *laugh*
Black : HEY Don't draw on the wall!
Gekikara : Now that's creativity…*proud*
xxx
Wise
*Sunday*
Gekikara : *roll*
Black : *sigh* How about you go with him playing something?
Gekikara : I don't wanna! *roll*
Black : Teach him something?
Gekikara : I don't wanna! *roll*
Black : Why?
Gekikara : You spend the first 3 years teaching him how to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 15 years telling him to sit down and shut-up. I don't wanna! *roll*
Black : It's unbelievably makes sense…
xxx
Sad
Gekikara : *teary eyes*
*few mins*
Gekikara : *sob*
*few mins*
Gekikara : (;_;)
Black : *appear* Geki, are you done cutting those onions?
Gekikara : Just ten more, sweetheart! (;A;)
xxx
Explanation
*BuraGeki in front of their apartment after shopping for daily supply on nearby market*
Black : *carrying baby in the arms* Geki, you bring the key right?
Gekikara : I guess…*fumble*
*few mins*
Black : Don't say you lost it. We don't have any spare key.
Gekikara : I haven't lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet…
xxx
Expectation
*still in front of apartment*
Gekikara : No spare key?
Black : No
Gekikara : We live in such a very cheap apartment…*exhale*
Black : YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS NOW?
xxx
Everything is Cheap
*still in front of apartment*
Gekikara : It's really cheap right?
Black : That's all I can afford! Besides you're jobless…
Gekikara : I understand. Stand back.
*crack*
Gekikara : Problem solved. What a cheap door! *walk in*
Black : And now the fee is no longer cheap…*staring at the broken door*
xxx
The Appearance of Greek Statue
*door knocking*
Gekikara : Black…open it up! *roll*
Black : *from somewhere* I can't! I'm in bathroom!
*few secs*
Gekikara : *roll*
Someone : Walk from mount Inaba…I see a mountain of cherry tree…
Gekikara : Alright! Alright! Choukoku I'll open the door! *get up*
xxx
It's not Ironic, It's Obvious
*living room*
Choukoku : The last opponent was very hard. Thanks to those diabolic steroids you sold me.*whisper* Can I have some again?
Gekikara : *whisper* You bring the money?
Choukoku : *whisper* You bring the thing?
*trading*
Black : *appear* Are? What is this? *shocked*
Gekikara : Ah! My current job now *giggle*
Black : *fold arms* As a drug dealer huh? That's a crime, Geki!
Gekikara : Relax, it's just ordinary sugar pills!
Choukoku : What? So it's not steroids? *shocked*
Gekikara : No shit *giggle*
Choukoku : H-how…
Gekikara : *pat* yeah you won that tournament all by yourself! Congratulations! *giggle*
Choukoku : Can I have my money back?
Gekikara : No! *giggle*
Black : …
xxx
Forbidden Request
Baby : Touchan…sing for me! Sing for me! *approach*
Gekikara : I don't wanna! *roll*
Baby : Sing! I want you to sing! *teary eyes* *lips trembling*
Gekikara : H-hey! Don't cry! Ahh…err…
Baby : *teary eyes* *lips trembling*
Gekikara : H-hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle! The cow jumped over the moon~ The little dog-
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gekikara : WHY ARE YOU CRYING? I'M SINGING FOR YOU!
Black : *appear* *picking up child* Your voice deafening the room…*leave*
xxx
New Job
*Sunday*
Black : Gekiiii!
Gekikara : *yawn* Yes?
Black : I got your package this morning…it's in the living room
Gekikara : *smile* Ah! It's arrived!
Black : Why the hell would someone send you two puppies?
Gekikara : It's my job now!
Black : (O_o)
Gekikara : What? I'm a pug breeder! *whistle*
xxx
Argument
Black : Anyways we can't have or bring any animals or pets here. Plus it's an apartment for anything sake!
Gekikara : Who says we can't?
Black : The owner!
Gekikara : Before I came and live with you, you already have many animals here.
Black : ?
Gekikara : Ants, spiders, cockroaches, bu-
Black : Okay okay I get it! Do whatever you want! *tired* *leaving*
xxx
Hot Shower
Gekikara : So cold…I think I'm gonna take a hot shower now…
Black : Eh, you can't anyway. The water heater is broken…
Gekikara : *giggle* I don't need water heater. It's just a normal shower…
Black : Huh? *confused*
Gekikara : With us in it…*grin*
Black : o/o!
xxx
Dog Breeder
*2 AM*
*sounds of dogs barking*
Black : *grunt* Ugh…so noisy… Geki…*nudge*
Gekikara : zzzz….Hmm? *awake*
Black : Put them outside…I can't sleep!
Gekikara : The owner would throw them!
Black : They're so noisy! *kick*
Gekikara : Hey! You should be happy hearing them barking! That means I'll get money soon.
Black : Huh?
Gekikara : They're reproducing…*back to sleep*
xxx
Darkness Queen's New Life
Black : Ugh…the living room smells like dog poo!
*later*
Black : Ugh…they don't stop barking!
*later*
Black : *sneeze* Ugh…I hate furs!
*later*
Black : Gekikara! I demand you to find another job!
xxx
Professional
*Sunday*
Black : Geki, won't you take him for a walk?
Gekikara : Do not want *watching TV*
Black : *sigh*
*later*
Black : Where are you going?
Gekikara : Taking them for a walk…
Black : You love your dogs better than your son?
Gekikara : It's part of the job…*leaving*
xxx
Failure is The Key of Success, or so she thought
*the park*
Kokabuki : Are…? Gekikara…how's business?
Gekikara : *giggle* Better!
Ookabuki : Where's my dog?
Gekikara : I have some good news and bad news about it…
Ookabuki : Ha? What's the good news?
Gekikara : Your puppy is so cute! *giggle* I decided to name him Tamago!
(Tamago in Japanese means egg)
Ookabuki : *scoff* weird…but yeah his head looks like an egg…
Gekikara : It sure breaks like one! *giggle*
Kabuki Sisters : …
xxx
End
Gekikara : *washing dogs in the bathtub* *humming tone*
*few mins*
Gekikara : Ah…I forgot the dog shampoo is in the cabinet…*stand up* *open door*
*few secs*
Dogs : *run outside*
Black : Tadaima~~ eh? *surprised*
Gekikara : AAAAH THEY RUN! BLACK! STOP THEM! *chase*
Black : *panic* Ah! Eh? *confused*
Gekikara : AH CLOSE THAT DOOR CLOSE THAT AHHH THEY ESCAPED!
Black : Congratulations, get another job.
xxx
Another Victim
*Gekikara is doing the usual garage sale at the park*
Someone : *approach* Ano…I heard you sold steroids to Choukoku…
Gekikara : *surprised* *giggle* Center! Searching for something?
Center : I need one.
Gekikara : *whisper* bring the money?
Center : This is…illegal right? *hesitate*
Gekikara : If steroids illegal for fighters and athletes, shouldn't be photoshop illegal for models?
Center : I'll take two.
xxx
Punishment
*Gekikara is taking a nap on the couch*
Baby : *approach* Touchan~~ play! Play together! *tug*
Gekikara : *grunt* hngg…do not want…zzz…
Baby : *shake* *shake* shake* I wanna play together!
Gekikara : *get up* If you don't let go, I'll punish you *glare*
Baby : *shake* I WANNA PLAY! *shake* *shake*
Gekikara : Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fi-
Baby : Uwaaa Kaachaaaan, kowai~~~~ *run to the kitchen*
(Kowai in Japanese means scary/I'm scared)
xxx
So Bad It's Good
*lunch time for the baby*
Gekikara : Say aaah…*offering spoon*
Baby : Yada! *covering mouth*
Gekikara : Kaachan says it's good for you *smile* come on, open your mouth~~
Baby : Uwaaa *run*
Gekikara : Hey! Really, this is delicious! Look *chomp* it's very…*munch*…very… #$%^!
Baby : *stare*
Gekikara : POISONING! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BLACK! *run to bathroom*
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Gekikara's Rule II
Black : Here melon pan for you boy *smile* *give*
Baby : *laugh* Arigatou, Kaachan~~ *munch*
Gekikara : *appear* Where's my share?
Black : Kitchen, take it yourself.
Baby : *munch* *melon pan hits floor*
Black : Ah, let me grab a new one *smile*
Gekikara : *taking the melon pan* no need to, here eat it! *give*
Black : Hey, it's dirty!
Gekikara : It's not. 5 seconds rule!
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Gekikara's Rule III
Black : Gekikara, wake up! *shake*
Gekikara : Hnng…zzz…
Black : You've been sleeping since morning! Wake up! *shake*
Gekikara : *yawn* *get up* What time is it?
Black : 01 PM
Gekikara : Wow. This bed is a time machine. I lay down for a minute and soon it's five hours later…
Black : Just get a job already *exhale*
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Promise with Yuko-san
*bedtime*
Black : What job exactly do you want?
Gekikara : *think* Hmm…easy and fun. And lots of money! *giggle*
Black : I think you should work for Sado…
Gekikara : But I'm a lover, not a fighter! *giggle*
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Not a Fighter
*kitchen*
Gekikara : Black~~ *cling*
Black : Let go!
*later on shower*
Gekikara : *appear* Black~~ *hug*
Black : Why are you here? Get out! *kick*
*later at bedtime*
Black : Geki…
Gekikara : What? *pissed* *back-facing*
Black : Um…hey *nudge*
Gekikara : Don't touch me! *still back-facing*
Black : I'm sorry…
Gekikara : *turn* Apology accepted! *grin*
Black : Eh? So fast? (o_o)
Gekikara : Told you. I'm a lover, not a fighter *smirk*
Black : Okay, thank you *smile*
Gekikara : *suddenly on top* That means I'm going to f*ck you till death tonight… *smirk*
Black : EHHH! (O/O)
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Special Service
Gekikara : *grunt* Uhh…Ohh…Oh my God…
*later*
Gekikara : It feels so good, Black…
*later*
Gekikara : Ah! Ah! Black! Please be gentle…
Black : What makes your back ache, seriously? *massage*
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How to Deal With Your Son
Gekikara : *approach* Hey you boy. What are you eating?
Baby : *munch* Meyon pan~~ *munch*
Gekikara : Can I have some? *smile*
Baby : *munch* No! My meyon pan! *turn*
Gekikara : *think*
*few mins*
Gekikara : *munch*
Baby : *stare*
Gekikara : What? You want this?
Baby : *nod*
Gekikara : *grin* Give me your melon pan, you can have this.
Black : *appear* Really Geki? You give a 3 year old spicy senbei?
(Senbei is the one Gekikara gave to Dance in MajiGak 2, oh and Gekikara's standard is really, really spicy)
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Impact
Baby : *approach*Touchan~ Play! Play together!
Gekikara : Okay, okay…what do you want to play? *lazy*
Baby : Ride! I wanna ride horse!
Gekikara : Again? *sigh* Play something else?
Baby : *shake head* I wanna ride horse!
*an hour later*
Black : *appear* What are you guys doing?
Baby : *laugh triumphantly on Gekikara's back* Go my horse! Go! Go!
Gekikara : Black, prepare to massage my back again tonight…
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Misinterpreting
*kitchen*
Black : Oh my God, where is it? *confused*
Gekikara : *appear* Need help?
Black : Where do you put all the plates, glasses, bowls, and spoons?
Gekikara : I sold them.
Black : WHAT? WHY?
Gekikara : Yesterday you asked me to clean the kitchen right?
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Abandoned but Important
*summer*
Gekikara : *sweating* Ugh…I really, really hate summer! *lazing on couch*
Black : *sweating* The air-con isn't working either…
Gekikara : Such a cheap apartment.
Black : Stop complaining. Wait, I remember putting an old senpuuki in the storeroom…
Gekikara : I sold them last week for 1000 yen.
Black : WHAT?
Gekikara : It's so old, someone asked it for 700 but I demanded a higher price…
Black : I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
(Senpuuki means electric fan)
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Not the Right Time for Flirting, Dude
Black : Stop doing that garage sale!
Gekikara : Okotteru? *giggle*
Black : YES! YES I'M MAD! You're always selling things without telling me first!
Gekikara : You're so cute when you're mad *giggle*
Black : YEAH, WELL I'M ABOUT TO GET REAL F*CKING ADORABLE!
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Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara in Your Life (Black's POV)
Cons:
Black : She can't take care of the child well. I don't really trust leaving him alone with Geki.
Cons:
Black : She's so lazy and jobless. Her activities are mostly eating, sleeping, watching TV, and repeating.
Cons:
Black : She sells things without my permission. She'll be emptying the entire apartment soon.
Cons:
Black : She's sometimes childish. She likes to cling and kissing me randomly.
Cons:
Black : She's skinny but eats like pig. The whole fridge is hers.
Pros:
Black : Umm…she's incredibly so good on bed…I don't need to explain more.
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I'm a Lover
*Black bumped into Gekikara in an alley*
Gekikara : *beating Yankees* *giggle* Die! Die you all! *giggle*
Black : *surprised* Geki…what are you doing here?
Gekikara : *kick* Working! *giggle* For Sado! *punch*
Black : You said you're not a fighter now. Your promise to Yuko-san!
Gekikara : Yes, I'm not *giggle* I'm a lover! I love you more, so I have to work for my family sake! *giggle*
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Question
Black : I thought I put it here…*panic* where is it?
Gekikara : *appear* Something's missing?
Black : Geki, do you know where my Rosario is? *confused*
Gekikara : What does it look like?
Black : IT LOOKS LIKE TWO HORSES HAVING SEX! IT'S A CROSS GEKI, IT LOOKS LIKE CROSS WITH SEMI-NAKED JESUS ON IT FOR GOD SAKE!
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Pros and Cons of Having Black in Your Life (Gekikara's POV)
Cons:
Gekikara : She's quite terrible at cooking. Especially the child's meal. I can't stand the taste.
Cons:
Gekikara : She's always giving more melon pans to the child. Even my share.
Cons:
Gekikara : She's so tsundere. Being lovey-dovey is a rare chance.
Cons:
Gekikara : Her poems are super boring. More than Choukoku's.
Cons:
Gekikara : She's stingy. Always talks about income-outcome.
Pros:
Gekikara : I can't resist her hotness.
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Income
*Sado comes visiting*
Gekikara : Yay, money! *giggle*
Sado : Thanks for working with me. You really are a help, Gekikara. *smile*
Black : *amazed* How many people she beat?
Sado : About hundred, I've become really busy lately *smirk*
Black : *shiver* This woman is really dangerous…
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A Wife's Statement
*Sado's still in BuraGeki's place*
Baby : *munching Melon Pan* *laugh*
Gekikara : *approach**taking Melon Pan*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sado : Gekikara…!
Black : Gekikara is just like trees. She takes forever to grow up *exhale*
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Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara and Black in Your Life (Baby's POV)
Pros:
Baby : Although Kaachan's poem is boring, I love her singing voice.
Pros:
Baby : They always give me nice present in my birthday. I love the tricycle.
Pros:
Baby : Touchan always let me ride her back and Kaachan always give me lots of melon pans.
Pros:
Baby : Although Touchan is clumsy, she cares a lot about me.
Pros:
Baby : Although they haven't given me a name, I'm happy that they always give me what I want and never got mad at me.
Cons:
Baby : I don't know what are they doing but they're so noisy at night, especially weekend.
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Lazy Rule
*Gekikara is watching TV*
Gekikara : Black, make me some food please? *nudge*
Black : In the kitchen, get it yourself *reading Bible*
Gekikara : Never mind, I'm not hungry.
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Last Option
Gekikara : Tadaima~~ hic! Blaaack~~ hic!
Black : Oh my God, don't tell me she's coming home drunk again…
Gekikara : Whazzup Black~~ hic!
Black : About to chain you on a cross *bringing metal chain*
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Wondering
*bedtime conversation*
Gekikara : Ne, Black?
Black : Yes?
Gekikara : Why you always spend more than an hour in the bathroom?
Black : Why are you asking that?
Gekikara : I wonder if you have some special bathing ritual…
Black : Shower is the place of thoughts and decision making, Gekikara. Goodnight. *sleep*
Gekikara : I don't understand…
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Gakuran's Visit II
Gakuran : You guys have a bathroom?
Gekikara : NO. We shit outside (-_-'')
Gakuran : (o_o)
Black : Geki…
Gakuran : Can I use it?
Gekikara : NO. There's a monster. It will eat YOU. Don't go in. (-_-'')
Gakuran : (o_o)
Black : Geki, what's your problem? Right there, Gakuran. Turn to left beside the kitchen.
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Warm
*morning on bed*
Gekikara : Black…wake up! *nudge*
Black : *grunt*
Gekikara : You're not going to work? *nudge*
Black : I don't feel very well *sneeze* see?
Gekikara : Wait I want to see your temperature
*few mins*
Gekikara : 38®C…it's quite high. You sleep well for today, okay? I'll be here if you need something *kissing Black's forehead* I love you…
Black : *sneeze* yes…thanks Geki *smile*And umm…*fidget*
Gekikara : Yes?
Black : I love you too *blush*
Gekikara : So the iceberg melts in THIS temperature…*giggle*
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Lazy Rule II
Gekikara : *taking nap on the couch*
Baby : *approach* *laugh* *hit Gekikara with a rubber ball on the face*
Gekikara : *shocked* WHA-Hey! *get up*
Baby : I got Touchan! *stick out tongue*
Gekikara : *sigh* *back to sleep*
Baby : Touchan, Hit me back! It's a war!
Gekikara : Do not want. I'll let karma mess you up. Zzzz…
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Opinion
*bedtime*
Gekikara : *stare*
Black : *realize* What?
Gekikara : I don't know, you are so beautiful tonight…*stroking Black's hair*
Black : Eh…*blush* *doki doki doki doki doki* thanks…
Gekikara : And I love that black lingerie you wear, it suits you *smile*
Black : *blush* *doki doki doki doki doki* you like it?
Gekikara : But I like it more when you wear nothing…*grin*
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Reverse
*2 AM*
Black : *grunt* *get up* Ugh…I'm hungry…*walk to the kitchen*
Gekikara : *peek* *yawn* Black?
*kitchen*
Black : *making toast*
Gekikara : *appear* I want midnight snack too…
Black : *surprised* You awake? *yawn*
Gekikara : *hug from back* what are you making?
Black : Mmm…just some peanut butter and jelly…*yawn* you want one?
Gekikara : *giggle* Nope…I want another flavor *bite Black's neck*
Black : Geki…not now please…*struggle*
Gekikara : *giggle* *whisper* Let see if you can stop me *bite*
Black : *vanish*
Gekikara : *giggle* It's unfair you use your power! Where are you? *giggle*
Black : *suddenly behind Gekikara**whisper* Here…
Gekikara : *giggle* Ne…Okotteru? *giggle*
Black : No, but I'd love to hear your moan this time… *grab*
Gekikara : Oh, crap…*sweat-dropped*
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Main Reason
*Black is working behind the cash register, as usual*
Black : Irasshaimase~~ huh, Geki?
Gekikara : I'm buying these~~ *queuing*
Black : *scanning barcodes* what makes you here?
Gekikara : Visiting a wife and I'm hungry! *giggle* Okotteru?
Black : No. It just unusual...Okay here goes xxxx yen.
Gekikara : I don't bring money…
Black : Then why are you going shopping? (-_-)
Gekikara : That's why I'm here!
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New Problem
Gekikara : You're useless…
Black : That's abusing authority! *push* Move. There's a long line behind you.
Gekikara : I'm so hungry…*lips trembling* *teary eyes* Please? Just a pack of chips? Pretty, pretty please?
Black : You can wait till dinner time while taking care of him.
Gekikara : Oh, I bring him here anyways. Hey boy, say hi to ka-OH MY GOD WHERE IS HE? OH MY GOD HE'S GONE *panic*
Black : *panic* W-WHA, YOU LEFT HIM?
Gekikara : NO! HE WAS STILL HOLDING MY SKIRT MINUTES AGO! *panic*
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Finding Nemo
Black : Go find the security man! He might of seeing him! *panic*
Gekikara : O-okay okay! *run*
*few mins*
Security : How does your child look like?
Gekikara : It's a boy
Security : Be more specific please?
Gekikara : He hates vegetables, he never pisses on the bed, he always-
Security : TOO specific, Miss.
Gekikara : You're useless *leaving*
Security : HEY! (=.=)
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Trouble Sleeping
*1 AM*
Gekikara : Black…*nudge*
Black : Zzzz…hnng?
Gekikara : I can't sleep… accompany me please? *whining*
Black : mmm tired Geki…nnntake some sleeping pillsnnn…
Gekikara : I did. But I was mistaken by sugar pills…
Black : *snap* Huh?
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Intolerant
Gekikara : Black? *whining* Please…? I'm scared being the only one awake at this hour…*shake*
Black : You're twenty one. Go awaynnn…*back to sleep*
Gekikara : You're so cold! Too cold! *shake* *shake*
Black : TV will be your friend thennn…leave me alonehnnn…zzzz…
Gekikara : Okay, let's have some fun maybe? *start kissing Black*
Black :*realize* hmh…hmmh…? Hmmh! Gekikara, stop! *wake up* I'm too tired to do that now.
Gekikara : I won't, *keep kissing* unless you say yes *giggle*
Black : Hmmh…hmmh…! O-okay! Okay! Just let me sleep on the couch okay? I'm really tired…
Gekikara : Yay! Sure, as long as I'm not alone in the living room *grin*
Black : She always uses that to blackmail me…what an insane! *shiver*
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Black's Concern
*Dinner time*
Gekikara : Gochisousama~~ Thanks for the meal!
Black : You seemed so hungry. You even ate three.
Gekikara : Well, since it's not your cooking, I'm able to eat as much as I want.
Black : I'm going to bathroom *leaving*
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Angsting
Gekikara : *knock* Black? Honey, open the door please…*knock* *knock*
Black : *keep silent*
Gekikara : *think*
*few secs*
Gekikara : Black? I need to pee! Open the door please…*knock*
Black : *keep silent*
Gekikara : It's not working…doushiyo…*think*
*few secs*
Gekikara : I know what you are doing there…*knock* Black, I'm sorry okay? Let me in *knock*
Black : *keep silent*
Gekikara : *inhale* Yukirin…open the door please…*knock* Yukirin…
Black : *open the door* *blush* What do you want!
Gekikara : It worked… *smirk*
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Orange Flavor
Gekikara : Now you cute boy, time for brushing your teeth *smile* here, hold the toothbrush and follow me how to do it *give*
Baby : *nod*
Gekikara : Up and down…again up and down…NO NO DON'T DO THAT!
*later*
Black : Done?
Gekikara : We shouldn't buy children toothpaste anymore…
Black : Why?
Gekikara : He'd rather eating it than brushing teeth with it…
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Sweets
Baby : Kaachan~ Kaachan~ *run* I want candy! *tug*
Black : *crouch* I'll buy you later, okay? *smile*
Baby : But I want it now! Now! *shake* *shake*
Black : There's no candy here, sweetheart. I promise you'll get one later. *smile*
Baby : *frown* *leaving*
Black : *sigh*
Baby : *walking to the bathroom*
Black : *realize* *run* *catch* No! No! Don't ever think about swallowing toothpaste again, okay?
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Afterlife
Gekikara : Ugh…I don't wanna play Prince-and-Horse again…*grunt*
Black : You are such an old woman *massage*
Gekikara : Hey I'm 21! *grunt* move down a bit, Black. Yeah…right there…ugh…
Black : You better work out or do something than just lazing on the couch all day *massage*
Gekikara : I hate sports…you know that.
Black : You'll die twenty years earlier than me.
Gekikara : That's okay. I'll be able to meet Yuko-san. Also, I can freely staring at you when you're in bathroom, naked, without getting kicked by you *giggle*
Black : Pervert *leaving*
Gekikara : H-hey! I was just kidding. Ouch, Black! My back still hurts! Hey!
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Bed Habit
*kitchen*
Gekikara : Black…I have a problem…
Black : *cutting vegetables* Yes, what is it?
Gekikara : So, I'm having this new habit of sleep talking and sleep walking. It's awkward when I wake up I'll be anywhere but my bed. It's so annoying…
Black : Sleep talking, huh? It may be caused by blahblahblah…and then blahblahblah. Therefore, you should blahblahblah.
Gekikara : *yawn* Morning. Eh, what are you doing here, Black?
Black : …
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Trick or Treat
Baby : Kaachan~ *tug* where is my candy?
Black : *smike* I've bought it. Wait here I'll go get it, okay?
Baby : Yaay! Arigatou Kaachan~~
*kitchen*
Black : Huh? I thought I put them he-Oh my God! *flashing to the living room* GEKIKARA!
Gekikara : Yes? *munch* *munch*
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21 VS 3
Baby : Give me my candy, Touchan! *jump* *brawl*
Gekikara : Ay, no! *dodge*
Baby : I hate Touchan! *punch*
Gekikara : *sticking out tongue* You loser!
Baby : HWEEEEEE! I WANT THAT CANDY! I HATE TOUCHAN!*kick* *punch* *brawl*
Gekikara : *running away* *giggle* *giggle*
Black : …
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Apprehension
Black : You can't have his candies!
Gekikara : Oh yeah? Why!
Black : Because it's all his!
Gekikara : So I can't have his candies while he can have half of my melon pan?
Black : He needs to eat more!
Gekikara : It's unfair! You spoil him too much!
Black : I'm not! And Geki, you're not a kid anymore!
Gekikara : I'm preventing him from having premature diabetes!
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Gekikara's Concern
*BuraGeki on the couch*
Baby : Kaachan~~ *approach*
Black : *reading Bible* Yes?
Baby : Can I have one more candy? Can I have one more? Can I? *tug* *tug*
Black : Mmm…*hesitate*
Gekikara : *glaring at Black*
Black : You can have it after dinner okay? You already ate three.
Baby : But I want it now! Now, Kaachan! Now! *shake* *shake*
Gekikara : *glaring at Black*
Black : Not now, sweetheart *pet*
Baby : HWEEEEEEE! HWAAAAAA!
Black : *uneasy* Umm...uhh…Just one okay? Don't ask for more.
Baby : *suddenly stop crying* Yaaay! Okay just one! I love you Kaachan~~ *leaving*
Gekikara : SEE? YOU SPOIL HIM AGAIN!
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Yankee Rule
*the park*
Gekikara : You go play. I'll wait here, okay?
Baby : Okay, Touchan~~ *riding tricycle*
*few mins*
Someone : You. Are you his parent? *point at baby*
Gekikara : Umm…I guess?
Someone : He threw a stone at my son! Look, his head is bleeding! *point at a boy*
Baby : Touchan~~ gomen…*scared*
Gekikara : *bow* sumimasendeshita! Really sorry!
*later at home*
Gekikara : Boy, sit down.
Baby : *nervous* *sit*
Black : What happened? *join*
Gekikara : What did that boy do to you?
Baby : He…he tried to shove me to the pond…so…*teary eyes* *lips trembling*
Black : You hurt someone at the park? *worry*
Baby : He…he is so big and scary, Touchan. *sob* Gomen, Touchan…
Gekikara : Listen. Never throw stones to another people okay? It's not a good thing.
Black : *nod* Listen to your Touchan
Gekikara : You should just punch him in the face and run away!
Black : GEKIKARA!
Gekikara : What? We are Yankee right?
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Still Wondering
*bedtime*
Gekikara : Ne, Black?
Black : Hm?
Gekikara : About you and the shower…I still don't understand about it…
Black : *exhale* I've told you-
Gekikara : I know, I know. But why shower? Is that place THAT special?
Black : Because they make you feel nice and clean, also turn you into a professional singer.
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Lonely
*BuraGeki in the living room*
Black : *reading bible*
Gekikara : *watching TV*
Baby : *approach* Kaachan~~ let's draw fruits! *tug*
Black : *keep reading* Ask your Touchan
Baby : Touchan~~let's play prince and horse! *tug*
Gekikara : My back hurts…*keep watching*
Baby : Let's draw?
Gekikara : My hand hurts…*keep watching*
Baby : *stare* Touchan…Kaachan…Let's play! *tug* *tug* *tug*
BuraGeki : No!
BuraGeki : *realize* *stare at each other*
Baby : *lips trembling* *teary eyes*
Black : Go play with him.
Gekikara : He asked you first!
Baby : *play with ball* *mumble* I wish I had a sister to play with…*sob*
BuraGeki : O/O!
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Tricky
*BuraGeki at supermarket*
Black : Where is the detergent section…hmm…*pushing trolley*
Gekikara : *carrying Baby in the arms* Ne, Black?
Black : Yes? *comparing detergents prices*
Gekikara : Don't you want to buy him some snacks? *grin*
Black : Do I want to buy YOU some snacks? *rolling eyes*
Gekikara : (*3*) Black is no fun!
Black : *mumble to self* Which one should I buy hmm…*still comparing prices*
Gekikara : *secretly put a snack in the trolley when Black isn't looking*
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Most Painful
Gekikara : I want to feel being pregnant too, Black…
Black : Ehh? Why so suddenly?
Gekikara : I want to give our kid a little sister or brother *giggle*
Black : *blush* That won't happen okay? Stop being so random!
Gekikara : Was being pregnant fun?
Black : Of course not! Giving birth was the most painful experience I've ever had.
Gekikara : Ah…so you haven't experienced stepping on a Lego in the dark…
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The Power of Winky Face
*kitchen*
Black : Geki, what do you want for breakfast?
Gekikara : Anything, baby ;)
Black : O…kay… is toast okay?
Gekikara : Sure, I want your peanut butter and jelly in it ;)
Black : *raising eyebrows*
*few mins*
Black : *munch*
Gekikara : *munch* I think I need some whipped cream ;)
Black : Why somehow I feel she turns the whole conversation perverted…*goosebumps*
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Because Wasting Food is Not Good
*11.30 PM*
*sounds of plate and spoon jingling*
Black : Zzzz…hnn? So noisy *wake up* Was that Gekikara? *walking to the kitchen*
*kitchen*
Black : Geki? What are you doing? *rub eyes*
Gekikara : Having snacks! *chomp* *chomp*
Black : *observe* Oh my God Geki! Finishing 3 whole boxes of cereals doesn't even count as a snack! (O△O)
Gekikara : Because these milks expire tomorrow! *chomp* *chomp*
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Because Eating Too Much is Not Good
*still in the kitchen*
Gekikara : Why don't you go back to bed? *chomp* *chomp*
Black : *staring* I just want to make sure you are okay…*worry*
Gekikara : I'm okay! I'm okay! *chomp* *chomp*
Black : You can't be OKAY, Geki. That was the fourth box!
Gekikara : *keep eating*
*few mins*
Gekikara : Gochisousama~~ *put down the spoon*
Black : *facepalm* Sugoi…4 and half boxes in 30 minutes…
Gekikara : Told you, I'm fine! *proud*
Black : Ja, let's go back to sleep *get up*
Gekikara : …
Black : *turn* Geki? What's wrong?
Gekikara : H-help me…I can't get up…
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Queen of Complaints
*6 AM in bedroom*
Black : Zzzz…
Gekikara : You are so lazy! Wake up! *flipping blanket*
Black : *falls from the bed*
*later in bathroom*
Gekikara : Why does the water heater not working again! Cheap apartment!
*later in kitchen*
Gekikara : Ah! My toast burns! You stupid toaster! *kick*
*later in living room*
Baby : *run to Black* Kaachan~~ doushiyo…I can't find my red crayon! *sob*
Gekikara : You're 3. Your crayon is missing. Your life isn't over.
Black : The PMS Gekikara is really annoying…
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Rage
*kitchen*
Baby : Kaachan, *point at Melon pan on the table* can I eat this?
Black : No, sweetheart. It's Touchan's *smile*
Baby : *frown* But but I want it…*teary eyes*
Black : *uneasy* Ahh…err…okay, you can have it. I hope Geki won't be mad…
*later*
Gekikara : Black, where's the melon pan I put on the table?
Black : Err…I gave that to him.
*that night Black witnessed Gekikara destroying half the apartment*
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Be Strong, Black
Gekikara : Black, I have an idea!
Black : About what?
Gekikara : Let's adopt a kid! *grin*
Black : Ehhh?
Gekikara : So our kid won't be alone anymore! *giggle*
Black : Having three children in this place would be a very terrible idea…
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Lazy Rule III
*Sunday afternoon*
*BuraGeki on bed*
Black : *reading Bible*
Gekikara : *playing with Black's Rosario*
Baby : *kicking ball* wahahaha~
*ball enters the bedroom and goes under the bed*
Baby : Touchan~~ *running in* can you please take my ball?
Gekikara : *turn* Where?
Baby : There! *point under the bed*
Gekikara : I'll buy you a new one later *back to Black's Rosario*
Black : *distracted* Geki, take it!
Gekikara : If it falls under the bed, it's gone. Forever.
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New Rappappa Buchou
*Gekikara is waiting the kid playing at the park*
Someone : Hey you! *grab Gekikara's collar*
Gekikara : *giggle* Center! Ohisashiburidesune~~
Center : You fooled me! That wasn't steroids, right! *glare*
Gekikara : *giggle* Whoa Rappappa Buchou is mad~~ *giggle*
Center : Gimme back my money *glare*
Gekikara : Center, want some gum? *offer*
Center : *distracted* Huh? *realized* Eh, NO! I'm not done with you! *glare*
Gekikara : Come on, just take one *offer*
Center : Don't fool me again! *glare*
Gekikara : I'm not fooling you *giggle* just take one! It's a real gum *offer*
Center : Why should I! *glare*
Gekikara : Your breath stinks…what did you eat?
(Buchou = president)
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Vice President
Center : *blush* A-anyways! Don't play dumb with me! *chewing gum*
Gekikara : *giggle*
Center : It wasn't steroids right? *chew* You lied *chew*
Gekikara : I never said it was, right Rappappa Buchou? **
Someone : I AM the Rappappa Buchou. She's the vice president *appear*
Gekikara : HAMSTER! *giggle*
Nezumi : NEZUMI! It's Nezumi! *pissed* ***
**Check the old skits and find if Gekikara has ever clearly said that it's a diabolic steroid.
***If you watch Majigak you probably get the joke.
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Mouse Trap
Gekikara : Interesting...*giggle* Why does your husband use steroids? I thought she said she's stronger than Maeda.
Center : *blush* H-hu-husband what! And I don't need that. It was for Nezumi! *still chewing*
Nezumi : *rolling eyes* Center…
Center : Ah! Gomen!
Gekikara : I see…*giggle*Mouse will always be a mouse huh…running around fooling people *laugh*
Nezumi : Thank you. *scoff* I'd rather calling it being smart.
Gekikara : I know you are. So smart that you couldn't recognize it wasn't steroids *laugh*
Nezumi : …
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Center's Soft Spot
*still at the park*
Center : I challenge you! If I can beat you, I'll have my money back!
Gekikara : My pleasure *giggle*
Baby : *approach* Touchan~~~
Nezumi : Touchan?
Gekikara : Hey you boy, done playing? *pet*
Baby : Look what I've found! *show*
Gekikara : Oh, nice! Ten yen coin means luck to you! *smile*
Center : *amazed*
Nezumi : Center! *nudge*
Center : Ah! Yes? *realize*
Nezumi : Focus *rolling eyes*
Center : Having babies are sure nice…*still amazed*
Nezumi : o/o
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Hidden Talent
*living room*
Baby : *playing on Black's lap*
Black : *laugh*
Gekikara : *watching*
Baby : Kaachan, can I have a candy? *tug*
Black : Again? You just ate one! *smile*
Gekikara : *watching*
Baby : Kaachan…*teary eyes* Just one…?
Black : *uneasy* Uhh…no?
Gekikara : *watching*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEE!
Black : O-okay! You wait here. Just one okay?
Baby : *stop crying* Arigatou Kaachan~~
Gekikara : *watching*
Black : *walking to kitchen*
Baby : *wipe tears**smirk**play with bear*
Gekikara : He can fake tears!
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Parenting Tips
*bedtime*
Black : Ne, Gekikara? *nudge*
Gekikara : Yes?
Black : I wonder if I do too much spoiling him…*staring at ceiling*
Gekikara : Yes you do! You do! Just realized about it now?
Black : But I can barely control myself seeing him crying…
Gekikara : He's been faking his tears you know…
Black : And I know it's not good for his future if keep doing this…doushiyo…Rena? *turn*
Gekikara : *smile* Stop spoiling him and spoil me instead *kiss*
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Improvement
*living room*
Black : *watching TV* *scribble* *scribble*
TV : And…add some onions…
Black : *nod* *scribble* *scribble*
Gekikara : *appear* Black~~~ *jump* what are you doing?
Black : *turn off TV* *hide notes* *blush* N-nothing *keep calm*
Gekikara : *snatch notes* Ah-ha~~ *read* How to make beef stew huh?
Black : *blush*
Gekikara : You're starting to learn some cooking now? *grin*
Black : *blush* I-I'm on my way spoiling you! *look away*
Gekikara : *stare* *grin*
Black : *blush* W-what's with you! Stop giving me that look! You better go and d-
Gekikara : Yukirin? *grin*
Black : Eh?
Gekikara : Can I kiss you?
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Pros and Cons of Having Baby in Your Life (Gekikara's POV)
Cons:
Gekikara : He takes almost all my Melon Pan!
Cons:
Gekikara : He's been faking tears to get Black's attention! What a witty child!
Cons:
Gekikara : When Black asks me to feed him and he doesn't want to eat, I end up eating those weird baby meal so Black won't mad at me.
Cons:
Gekikara : I want him to have his own bedroom. I'm getting bored having nights on the couch or shower.
Pros:
Gekikara : Too lazy to think one.
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No Electricity, (No) Cry
Gekikara : What happen?
Black : What?
Gekikara : I saw many workmen outside…
Black : Ah there, renewal of water installation. There'll be no electricity for some days.
Gekikara : WHAT? No electricity? How am I supposed to live my life!
Black : If watching TV is the only thing in your life then you should be dead by now *sigh*
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Killing Time
Gekikara : *watching Baby playing with Lego* *got bored*
*later*
Gekikara : *rolling on bed* *got bored*
*later*
Gekikara : *try using Black's treadmill for 5 minutes* *exhausted*
*later*
Gekikara : *helping Black chopping onions* *crying for whole 10 minutes* *failed*
*later*
Gekikara : *on the phone* Moshi-moshi, Sado? You need some people?
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No Heater No Cry
Black : Oyasumi~~ *pull blanket*
Gekikara : Mmm…Black?
Black : Yes?
Gekikara : When the installation will be done?
Black : The owner said, the day after tomorrow. Why?
Gekikara : Well since the electricity goes off we can't turn on the heater…so cold at night…*shiver*
Black : *smile*Come here.
Gekikara : Eh? *turn*
Black : *blush* You wanna snuggle or not?
Gekikara : *amazed* Black…is that you?
Black : *rolling eyes* I take that as a no. Okay, goodnight.
Gekikara : *jump* *hug* Yukirin, I love youuu~~~mm so warm *giggle*
Black : Maa, maa…*blush*
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I Like It Rough
*morning on bed*
Black : Wake up! Wake uuup! *shake* *shake*
Gekikara : Nnnhayou…Black…*grin*
Black : Sado just called. She needs you.
Gekikara : I can't move…my hip hurts… *yawn*
Black : Such a lazy bum!
Gekikara : Says the one who did that to me last night!
Black : *blush* Feel what I feel!
Gekikara : Hn? Was I that rough to you?
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Advice
Baby : *playing with Lego*
Black : *watching*
Baby : *curious* *trying to eat a Lego*
Black : *jump* Eeeeh! Don't do that. *take Lego*
Baby : *stare*
Black : Be careful of what you eat, Ne? You are what you eat. *smile*
Baby : So I'll be a Lego? Cool! I wanna be a power ranger! *trying to eat a figure*
Black : No, no you got me wrong! *trying to stop*
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Busy
*kitchen*
Black : *washing dishes*
Gekikara : *raiding fridge*
Baby : *run to Black* Kaachan!
Black : What is it? *keep washing*
Baby : Mite mite~~ *show*I draw you!
Black : That's nice *keep washing*
Baby : Thanks Kaachan~~ *run to living room*
Gekikara : Sugoi, you're so cool how you saw without actually looking *munch*
Black : *blush* *guilty*
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Lazy Rule IV
*morning on bed*
Black : Wake up *shake* Sado called!
Gekikara : *squirm* *yawn*
Black : Don't forget to make up the bed *walk to the kitchen*
Gekikara : Why make your bed when you're just gonna get back in it again?
*sounds of frying pans banging*
Gekikara : O-okay! I'll do it! *scared*
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Two Children
Baby : Touchan~~ let's go to the park!
Gekikara : *watching TV* My back hurts…
Black : Gekikara!
Gekikara : But Black…I don't want *pout*
Black : 1…
Gekikara : Do u really think counting will make me do anything? *keep watching*
Black : 2…
Gekikara : Holy shit, yes, yes I'll go! I'll go!
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Territory
*bedtime*
Gekikara : Eh? Why is he on our bed?
Black : Psssh! He's asleep *stroking baby's hair*
Gekikara : *whisper* Why is he here!
Black : He cried minutes ago, he just had a nightmare so yeah…
Gekikara : *sigh* *laying beside Baby*
Black : You sleep on the couch tonight *push*
Gekikara : Eeeh why?
Black : Your bed habit may harm him. I've had enough with you randomly molesting me in your sleep *blush*
Gekikara : I…I did that?
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Rival
*bedtime*
Gekikara : Ja, oyasumi~ *pull blanket*
Black : Oyasumi…
Baby : *climb up BuraGeki'sbed*
Black : Ehh? Ehh? What are you doing?
Baby : I wanna sleep with Kaachan~~ *snuggle*
Gekikara : Tsk! Back to your bed! *pissed*
Black : Geki! He's only a kid.
Gekikara : *take the baby and put him back to his bed*
Baby : Yada! Yada! *struggle* Touchan! Lemmie goooo *kick*
Black : *taking baby back* Geki, you sleep on couch tonight.
Gekikara : Again?
Baby : *secretly sneering at Gekikara when Black isn't looking*
Gekikara : This kid…
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Fighting is The Best Medicine
Gekikara : Die you all! Die! *punch* *kick* *giggle*
Sado : *watching*
Gekikara : *licking blood* *giggle* Done! How much I'll get?
Sado : *smirk* You seem so fired up today, Gekikara.
Gekikara : It was for my revenge! *giggle*
Sado : To who?
Gekikara : You know, I hate to meet Child Protective Service…
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Miscarriage
*on the phone*
Black : Gekikara? It's already 10 at night. Where are you?
Gekikara : Somewhere in this world! *giggle*
Black : *sigh* Just don't come home too late! Or you'll be sleeping outside.
Gekikara : Do as you wish! I'm not coming home tonight! *hang the phone*
*meanwhile*
Black : Eh…what's with her?
*meanwhile*
Baby : *mentally grinning* Yaay sleep with Kaachan again~~
*meanwhile*
Gekikara : Shibuya, can I stay here tonight?
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The Gal Queen
Shibuya : What happened between you and your wife? *scoff*
Gekikara : Don't want to talk about it.
Shibuya : But this is my place.
Dance : Ano…Shibuya-san? Maybe Gekikara-han is tire-
Shibuya : Urusai *punch*
Dance : Ehhh…*nosebleed*
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The Gal Queen's Life
Gekikara : *biting nails**uneasy*
Dance : Gekikara-han…wanna dance? *smile*
Gekikara : *glare*
Dance : I guess no…*step backward* *scared*
Gekikara : Shibuya, you live with Dance now?
Dance : *grin* Yes! We already-
Shibuya : Urusai *punch*
Dance : Ehhh! *double nosebleed*
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Perturbed
Gekikara : *biting nails* *uneasy*
Dance : *wipe blood* Ano…Gekikara-han?
Gekikara : *glare*
Dance : Are you okay?
Gekikara : *biting nails* *nod*
Shibuya : *stare* Are you really okay?
Gekikara : I am acting like I am ok. Please don't interrupt my performance *bite nails*
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Smart or Annoying
*Sunday*
Gekikara : *watching TV*
Baby : *approach* *sit beside Gekikara*
*few mins*
Baby : *point* Touchan, why is the fish orange?
Gekikara : Because it's goldfish *keep watching*
*few mins*
Baby : *point* Touchan, why he wears mask?
Gekikara : *sigh* Because he's a bad person.
*few mins*
Baby : *tug* Touchan, what is pregnant?
Gekikara : this kid…*deep exhale*
*few mins*
Baby : *tug* Touchan, I need to pee~
Gekikara : AAARGH URUSAI!
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Threat
*afternoon*
Gekikara : Tadaima~~ *carrying paperbags*
Black : Okaeri. Whoa, what are those? (O_o)
Gekikara : Melon pans! *dropping melon pans to the table*
Black : There are lots! (O_o)
Gekikara : Delicious tip from Sado! *grin*
Baby : Waaa Touchan brings melon pan! Touchan brings melon pan! *jumping happily*
Gekikara : Touch my food, suffer the consequences *glaring at Baby*
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Good Husband
*kitchen*
Black : Thanks for washing the dishes. Can you help me cutting the carrots?
Gekikara : Okay.
*few mins*
Black : Done? Next take care the onions please *smile*
Gekikara : O-onions? Err…but well okay…*nod*
*few mins*
Gekikara : *sob* *sob*
Black : You okay? Are you crying? *worry*s
Gekikara : *sob* No, I'm just impersonating a fountain! *sob* I'm a good husband…I'm a good husband…*slice* *slice* *slice*
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Mathematics
*living room*
Black : Ne, ne say…I have 10 candies…*smile*
Baby : *nod*
Black : And I ate 7…
Baby : *nod*
Black : How many do I have now? *smile*
Baby : *counting with fingers* Uhh…10…Kaachan ate 7…uhh…
Gekikara : Diabetes. Your Kaachan has diabetes now *keep watching TV*
Black : (-_-)
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Center's Visit
Black : *reading Bible*
*door knocking*
Black : Yes! *open the door* Eh? Center?
Center : *hesitate* Ano…is Gekikara here?
Black : No, she's at work. Why?
Center : Perfect! Please don't tell Gekikara I came! *bow*
Black : Eh? *confused*
Center : Ano…can I see your kid? *blush*
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Uhh-san
Black : *carrying baby in the arms* Look who's coming~~
Center : Hello cute boy *smile* I'm Center *taking baby's hand*
Baby : Sen…tah…? *confused*
Black : Wanna hold him? *offer*
Center : *happy* Sure! *taking the baby*
Baby : *staring at Center*
Center : What's your name? *smile*
Baby : Uhh…
Black : *flashing to bathroom*
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Tsun
*afternoon*
Baby : *playing Lego with Center*
Black : *reading Bible*
Center : Ano…Black-san? Is it okay for me staying here a little longer?
Black : Hm? Sure *smile* Besides it's bored being alone here.
Center : Is it fun? *wonder*
Black : What is?
Center : Yeah…having baby…and getting married…
Black : *blush* We're not married!
Center : Soon *grin*
Black : Marrying Gekikara is the least thing I want to do…*look away* *blush*
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Dere
Black : I'm surprised you like kids, Center. I mean that just doesn't seem like you *giggle*
Center : Well I'm planning to be a teacher in kindergarten once I'm graduated *blush*
Black : I see. What did Nezumi say about it?
Center : Nezumi? Umm…haven't told her yet *shrug*
Black : Ehh but you guys are living together right? *interested*
Center : *blush* No we're not!
Black : Soon *grin*
Center : Well I really want but it's hard to convince her…*look away* *blush*
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It's Not Shiritori
Gekikara : Black, I'm hungry *tug*
Black : *reading Bible* Hi Hungry, I'm Black.
Gekikara : Black, I'm serious! (*3*)
Black : I thought you were Hungry? *keep reading*
Gekikara : Are you kidding me? (-_-)
Black : Nope, I'm Black *keep reading*
Gekikara : (-_-) Just say if you don't wanna make me some! *leaving*
(Shiritori: Japanese words game)
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Nanny 911
*bedtime*
Gekikara : I miss those times…
Black : What times?
Gekikara : We went on a date…
Black : We were never going on a date, Gekikara (-_-)
Gekikara : Exactly! Let's have one! But…
Black : But?
Gekikara : The baby…I want it to be just the two of us *pout*
Black : *think* Oh, I'll get that covered.
Gekikara : How?
Black : Just trust me.
*few mins*
Gekikara : Zzzz…
Black : *tiptoeing to living room* *on the phone* Moshi-moshi, Center?
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Tokyo Disneyland
Gekikara : Yaaay on a date with Black! *cling*
Black : *smile*
Gekikara : But…are you sure leaving him alone in home? *worry*
Black : Daijoubu! *smile*
Gekikara : I'm sensing there's someone behind this…
*meanwhile*
Center : *chase* Heeey…put some pants on first! Your little bird might catch cold!
Baby : Wahaha~~ *run*
*meanwhile*
Nezumi : *checking Rappappa room* Are? Is Center absent today?
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Mini Gekikara
Baby : *playing with Transformers* I am the Bumblebee! *attack Center*
Center : *playing with other Transformers* Oh? I am the Optimus Prime then. Come on! *laugh*
Baby : Special attaaaack! *shove the robot to Center's nose*
Center : ? #$%^&! *nosebleed*
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Hanging Out
Center : *washing the blood in the sink* Ugh…that kid is unbelievable…*mumble to self*
Baby : *approach* Nee-chan! Nee-chan! Let's play outside!
Center : Hmm…that'd be a good idea *think*
*later*
Center : *carrying baby in the arms* Hey guys.
Team Fondue : Center?
Nezumi : *shocked* Whose baby is that!
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Majisuka Gakuen
*Rappappa room*
Docchi : Ehh…maji de? Black's child? *curious*
Baby : *stare at Team Fondue*
Lemon : Mite mite~~ Furesshu remon ni naritai~~ *pose*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lemon : EHHH WHY?
Center : Am I bringing him to the wrong place…
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Team Fondue
Center : I have class. I'll be back 30 minutes later, okay?
Nezumi : Irresponsible…*chew gum*
Team Fondue : Okay!
*30 mins later*
Toshima : Here…this cheese is delicious! Say aaah~~ *offer*
Baby : *cover mouth*
Lemon : *pose* Furesshu remon ni-
Kanburi : Stop that. Ne, wanna play 'counting cheese blocks'?
Tsuri : There's no such game! *smack Kanburi*
Docchi : Oy! Oy! He's scared, guys…
Center : Rappappa club room is definitely a bad place for babies…
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Because It's Center
*Rappappa clubroom*
Center : Nezumi? Can you hold him for a moment? I need to go to bathroom…
Nezumi : Okay… *sigh* I hate babies…
*few mins*
Nezumi : What? Stop staring at me.
Baby : *scared* HWAAAAAAAAA! HWEEEEE!
Nezumi : Shut up! *glare*
Baby : HWAAAAAAAA!
Nezumi : CENTEEEEEEERRRRRRR! *frustrate*
Center : YES! NEZUMI WHAT HAPPEN! *enter the room triumphantly*
Nezumi : You don't have to kick the door!
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Detestation
Center : *carrying Baby in the arms*
Nezumi : Send him back to his parents now!
Center : But nobody would look after him until 4 pm.
Nezumi : Whatever, I'm going home now *walk away*
Center : Ahh Nezumi! *chase* Nezumi! Let's go home together!
Nezumi :*stop* With that kid around?
Center : O-of course…
Nezumi : Then no *walk away*
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Pleading
*street*
Center : *chase* Nezumi…he's sleeping anyway, he won't bother you.
Nezumi : *walk faster* *glance*
Center : *chase* Nezumi… *puppy eyes*
Nezumi : Please don't give me that look…please don't give me that look…*walk faster*
Center : Don't you want to have kids someday… *puppy eyes* Nezumi…
Nezumi : *blush* F-FINE! *losing*
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Persistent
*street*
Center : Nezumi, why do you hate kids?
Nezumi : They're noisy.
Center : So is it okay if they are sleeping soundly, like this? *point at Baby*
Nezumi : I guess…
Center : Yay! Let's go to your house *smile*
Nezumi : NO WAY!
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Lazy Rule V
*kitchen*
Black : *cutting vegetables*
Gekikara : *reading manga*
Black : Geki, do me a favor?
Gekikara : Does it involve me getting up?
Black : Of course…
Gekikara : Then no *keep reading*
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Survival
*living room*
Baby : *watching Barney* Wahaha~~ *dance*
Gekikara : *appear* *taking TV remote* *turn the channel*
Baby : Touchan! Barney! I want Barney!
Gekikara : Move. Barney is dead!
Baby : *jump* *brawl* Touchan! Touchan! I want Barney!
Gekikara : I wanna watch anime! Move! *brawl*
Black : Please take me away from here…
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It's Different
Baby : Barney! *brawl*
Gekikara : Anime! *brawl*
*TV remote thrown to the air*
Baby : I hate Touchan! HWEEEEEEE! *run to bedroom*
Gekikara : *catching remote* *laughing in victory*
Black : You really need to grow up instead of growing *taking the remote*
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Lazy No More
Black : Oh God…*stare at a paper*
Gekikara : What happened?
Black : Look *show*
Gekikara : This month's bill? Let me s-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Black : Yeah the owner increases the rent again…
Gekikara : Ah…Uh…Black…I…I'll go get a job now! *guilty*
Black : Wow…that fake bill really did the trick.
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Bittersweet
*dinner time*
Black : *put bowl* Today's dinner is your favorite spicy curry…
Gekikara : Yay! *happy* Itadakimasu~~
Black : I…tried my best. Sorry if it's still inedible *hesitate*
Gekikara : *chomp* *munch* *munch*
Black : *worry* How…was it?
Gekikara : It's good! Really! I love it *giggle*
*that night Gekikara spent 3 hours in the bathroom*
Gekikara : At least she's angsting no more…I'm a good husband…I'm a good husband…*puke*
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Bedtime LiesStories
Black : Did you play with my cross?
Baby : *scared* *shake head*
Black : It's okay, I won't mad *smile*
Baby : Uhh…no Kaachan…
Black : Really?
Baby : Umm…Uhh…Gomen Kaachan…I lost it…
Black : I see. Lying is not good *smile* don't ever lie again, okay?
Gekikara : *smirk* Really Black? How about Tooth Fairy? Santa Claus?
Black : *blush* I-it's different!
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Older Sister
*bathroom*
Black : There, all clean now *toweling Baby* ask Touchan to dress you up *smile*
Baby : Okay, Kaachan! *run outside*
Black : *sigh* Now I can relax myself in the bath…
*few secs*
Gekikara : *enter* ME! How about me! *jump in* Wash me too! *giggle*
Black : *sigh* I forgot I also have an 8 year old here…
Gekikara : Black? Wash me? *giggle*
Black : Turn around.
Gekikara : Yay!
*Gekikara left the baby playing alone in the living room, still naked*
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Cynicism
Gekikara : *munching Melon Pan*
Baby : *reach* *reach*
Gekikara : Go away.
Baby : I want that! *reach* *reach*
Gekikara : I said go away!
Black : Gekikara! He's only a 3 year old kid!
Gekikara : Oh yeah, he's only a 3 year old kid that so sweet you could eat him. Ten years later, you'll wish you never had!
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Being Romantic
*Sunday*
Black : *walking to the kitchen*
Gekikara : *walking to the kitchen*
*later*
Black : *walking to the living room*
Gekikara : *walking to the living room*
*later*
Black : *walking to bathroom*
Gekikara : *walking to bathroom*
Black : Gekikara, why are you always following me?
Gekikara : My mom told me to follow my dream…
Black : *blush* Go away, I need to take a bath *doki doki doki doki doki*
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The Future (Gekikara's version)
*Now*
Baby : Kaachan~~ *hug* I love you…
Black : *laugh* I love you too…
*Ten years later*
Boy : Kaachan~~ *hug* I love you…
Black : Yes, what do you want?
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Because Lying is Not Good
Baby : Tsumannai! *throw robots*
Black : What's wrong sweetheart?
Baby : No one wants to play with me! *sad*
Black : Umm…ask Touchan? Oh right, like she wants to play with you.
Baby : *shake head* Kaachan, I want a brother!
Black : *blush* Wh-what...umm…a brother is too expensive, sweetheart.
Gekikara : *suddenly appear* A brother huh? Your Kaachan is lying, kid. It's cheap and your Kaachan can make it! *giggle* How many do you want?
Black : Gekikara! *blush*
Gekikara : What? I'm just telling him the truth *walk away* *giggle* *giggle*
xxx
The Future II (Gekikara's Version)
*15 years later*
Boy : *texting*
Black : Who are you texting with?
Boy : None of your business, Kaachan.
Black : Is that your girlfriend?
Boy : No, Kaachan!
Black : Do you have anyone you like?
Boy : Kaachan, please!
xxx
Second One is Always the Truth
*summer*
Gekikara : Let's go to the beach!
Black : Why so suddenly?
Baby : Touchan, what is beach?
Gekikara : You'll know when you get there *grin*
Black : We are not going anywhere.
Gekikara : EHH! But it's boring here…let's have some fun (*3*) besides you're on your holiday!
Black : Why beach?
Gekikara : Cause it's summer!
Black : Why beach? *glare*
Gekikara : *scared* C-cause…I wanna see you in swimsuits…*stepping backwards*
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The Future III (Baby's Version)
*15 years later*
Boy : Touchan, can I go to my friend's party tonight?
Gekikara : Yeah, just don't come home drunk.
Boy : You are the best! Ittekimasu!
*Meanwhile*
Boy : Kaachan, can I go to my friend's party tonight?
Black : Where is the party at? Who are you going with? Whose party? What are you gonna do there? What time will you come home?
Boy : Nevermind, I'll go to bed now.
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Art Object
Gekikara : So…we are not going?
Black : Why beach when…*blush* when you can see me like that every time you want!
Gekikara : Ehh is that wrong?
Black : No, I just hate the crowd.
Gekikara : Well I just want to see you in different background, like the beach and such.
Black : What am I, erotic painting? Pervert. *pissed* *leaving*
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Hormones
*the beach*
Baby : Wahaha~~ *playing sand*
Black : Stop giving me that look!
Gekikara : *grin*
Black : *blush* I hate you.
Gekikara : Oh you love me, Black. You've decided to come here *grin*
Black : Just stop staring at me!
Gekikara : Well, I guess I'll ogle at others then…
Black : *grab* DON'T. YOU. DARE. *blush*
Gekikara : Black in her PMS is such a fun to tease…
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Competition
*the beach*
Baby : Wahaha~~ *playing sand with other kid*
Gekikara : Lots of people here…
Someone : *approach* Black! Gekikara!
BuraGeki : T-Torigoya?
Torigoya : Family time huh? Nice *laugh*
Gekikara : *stare* Wow Torigoya, you look so h-
Black : *grip* *death glare*
Gekikara : *twitch* S-so…so…different! Yeah, so different!
Torigoya : *giggle* Thanks. I'll take that as a compliment!
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Because Too Honest is Not Good
*Torigoya is gone*
Gekikara : Wow.
Black : Wow what?
Gekikara : Nothing *shrug*
Black : Yeah, like I don't know you're telling me a lie.
Gekikara : Promise me don't be mad!
Black : Okay.
Gekikara : No wonder Torigoya is a pro in her job…
*that night Gekikara slept outside*
xxx
Bonus Drabbles: Maji de?
Sacrifice
Daruma : Gakurannhh! Stop butting offhh. This is my fighthhh…
Thugs : Yeah go away. Just give up already!
Gakuran : Never! My seriousness is only for Atsuko! I will fight too for her. I will sacrifice my life for her!
Daruma : You serioussshhh? If she jumps off the bridgehhh…will you jump toohhh?
Gakuran : Umm…how high the bridge?
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Reincarnation?
*outside Yabakune Gakuen*
Detective : Where is Maeda?
Keibuho : There she is. She's giving in I guess…
Atsuko : *walk towards policemen*
Detective : You are under arrest, Maeda-san.
Keibuho : *handcuffing*
Atsuko : *jump* MINAMI, YOU ARE ALIVE! I MISS YOUUU *hugging Keibuho*
Keibuho : HEEEELP ANYONE PLEASE HELP ME! *struggle*
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Strongest
Docchi : Center hasn't had any duel with Maeda in the end huh…
Toshima : Yeah and we still don't know who is the strongest in Majijo.
Lemon : I think Maeda is!
Tsuri : No, Center is stronger!
Lemon : Maeda! *glare*
Tsuri : Center! *glare*
Kanburi : I think Maeda's glasses is…
All : Huh?
Kanburi : It never breaks no matter she dropped it thousand times right?
xxx
Seriousness
*Rappappa clubroom*
Center : Maeda, going out without your glasses…it sure saves time...
Atsuko : Sorry, but I'm wearing contacts now *smirk*
Center : Don't screw with me, Maeda! Let's have a fight. One-on-one…
Atsuko : *smile*
Center : Majisuka?
*background sound*
Atsuko : *taking off contacts* Majidayo…
Center : EHHH? (O.o)
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Huh?
Team Hormone : Huh?
Team Fondue : Huh?
Team Hormone : Huh?
Team Fondue : Huh?
Team Hormone : Huh?
Shaku : Such a waste of screen time. Hey, Yasusu! Stop filming this scene!
xxx
Squirrel
*hospital*
Shinigami : Oshima Yuko…Oshima Yuko…
Yuko : Huh? *yawn* who are you?
Shinigami : You'll die in a month…after graduation…
Yuko : I don't wanna die! Please don't take me away! (A) I have Majijo to look after!
Shinigami : Eh…umm…but you have Maeda?
Yuko : Maeda seems uninterested with Rappappa…
Shinigami : Your triplet sisters?
Yuko : They're extras!
Shinigami : Argh…you have to die! Sign this contract *offer*
Yuko : I don't wanna die! (A)
Shinigami : Well…you'll miss a chance to stalk Torigoya anytime you want…*sneer*
Yuko : Deal. How am I gonna die?
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Showmance
*Rappappa clubroom*
Otabe : So what am I gonna call you now?
Ookabuki : Noh-Kyougen Sisters!
Kokabuki : Ah, but Kabuki Sisters is fine…
Ookabuki : Noh-Kyougen is the best!
Kokabuki : Old fashioned! Kabuki is cooler!
Ookabuki : Noh-Kyougen! *glare*
Kokabuki : Kabuki! *glare*
Gakuran : Yeah, yeah. Keep fighting, dudes. It's like someone's gonna watch your show *yawn*
Kabuki Sisters : !
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Personal Hatred
*Rappappa clubroom*
Sado : Damn you, Maeda…
Shibuya : I'll go get her first!
Sado : Don't do anything foolishly until Buchou gets back…
Black : When Gekikara comes back…shall we do a big cleanup?
Torigoya : I wanna beat Daruma to a bloody pulp! *clench*
Shibuya : Daruma?
Black : The chicken wings of victory…
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Gekikara's Revenge
*Majisuka Gakuen's hallway*
Atsuko : Why are you doing this?
Gekikara : *giggle* Okotteru?
Atsuko : …
Gekikara : Friends? *giggle* I crushed your friends! *giggle* You mad?
Atsuko : …
Gekikara : Your friends beat my wife yesterday *giggle* I'm mad! *giggle*
xxx
Cloud Nine
*heaven*
Yuko : It's boring here! Hey you Maeda's friend! Let's have a trip to earth?
Minami : *reading book* No thanks. I have to live seriously.
Yuko : But you are dead…
Minami : But this is afterlife.
Yuko : Fine, fine~~ why is everybody no fun here! (*3*)
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Stalker
*Sado's hospital*
Sado : *chaining a patient to a bed* Stop moving! *glare*
Patient : I hate syringes! Let me goooo! *struggle*
Yuko : Sado is really a sadist *scared*
*Shibuya's office*
Manager : I will have this report collected in an hour!
Shibuya : *punch* Don't want! *back to the manicure*
Yuko : Forever a gal *sigh*
*Torigoya's parlor*
Torigoya : Is it hurt here? Are you cold? *massage*
Man : A bit lower please? *wink*
Torigoya : You are naughty *laugh*
Yuko : If only…if only…if only I could kick that man's balls and crushing them into ashes! *rage*
*Black & Gekikara's apartment*
Yuko : WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! Oh God, Oh God (O/O) PG-13! PG-13! Wait, I need to film this! Where's my ghost camera again…*panic*
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Celebrity
Wota : Would Center be replacing Maeda next year?
Unagi : *flip meat* I don't know, but she's strong enough to be a Buchou.
Shaku : Waste of screen time! Center is strong enough to be a Buchou!
Team Hormone : This girl…
Wota : I saw you on TV by the way. You got all the screen time!
Shaku : Really? Yes finally my shows is on national channel! I'm famous woohoo!
Bungee : What channel?
Wota : Animal Planet…
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Otabe's Secret
Principal : You are a smart girl…why do you become a Yankee?
Otabe : There are lots of things more important than studying *smile*
Principal : Like?
Otabe : Selling these Kyoto souvenirs! These miniatures only hundred yen each! *show*
Principal : You are really an Otabe…
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You Are What You Hear
*Majisuka rooftop*
Center : xxxxxxxxx xxxx xxxx
Nezumi : What?
Center : xxx xxxxx xxxx
Nezumi : *takes off earphones*
Center : *sigh* Nezumi…
Nezumi : Gomen, gomen *smile*
Center : What were you listening to?
Nezumi : Beethoven.
Center : Why do you like classics?
Nezumi : I would be like Dance if I listen to happy music…
xxx
Little Fellow
*Yabakune Gakuen*
Shibuya : You are overstepping by stabbing Gekikara. Who's Yabakune leader now!
Miso : *laugh* No one. You are just an outsider *laugh*
Shibuya : *punch*
Miso : *laugh* *laugh* *walk away*
Shibuya : Somehow I feel the way she laughs is same as Gekikara's…
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Enigma
Wota : Did you see Yabakune start taking out the streets?
Mukuchi : *nod*
Akicha : What's more?
Mukuchi : …
Bungee : How many?
Mukuchi : …
Unagi : This means war! *throw chopsticks*
Daruma : *watching from afar* I wonder if Team Hormone possess a telepathic ability…
xxx
Metaphor
Otabe : These are some magic crutches, eh? *smile*
Nezumi : You heal fast when you are young *smirk*
Otabe : You are such a firestarter, Nezumi.
Nezumi : Don't underestimate the fertility of mice *smile* You'll see…
Center : *appear* Nezumi? So you wanna have kids too *happy* Let's have kids together! *cling*
Nezumi : *blush* Get off! *struggle* You got me wrong!
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Living Seriously
Atsuko's Dad : Let's eat *smile*
Atsuko : *munch*
Atsuko's Dad : How's school?
Atsuko : Fine…
Atsuko's Dad : Atsuko, why you always give me the same answer?
Atsuko : Why you always ask me the same question?
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Born This Way
Atsuko's Dad : Your face is scary lately, Atsuko…
Atsuko : I was born like this…
*later*
Yuko : Aren't you tired not smiling? Are you always like this?
Atsuko : Can't read my…can't read my…no you can't read my poker face~~
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Oshima Yuko's True Self
*hospital*
Yuko : Can you get my thing outsi-
Sado : *slap*
Yuko : ….*touch cheek* eh…?
Sado : *realized* S-sumimasen…
Yuko : Harder, Sado! Hit me harder! *whine*
Sado : Is she a masochist…
The End
