Vitty Rose: Ello everyone. ^-^ I was listening to the song 'When He Cheats' and I'm like, "SasuNaru, must make." And now we have this. ^-^

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything, we good? Good.

Warning: MAHAHAHAHA! Be scared, very scared, oh and some mention of ItaNaru. Oh and there is a lemon. Just thought you should know.

~SasuNaru~

SMASH!

After breaking all the windows of my soon-to-be ex-boyfriend's car, I threw my golf club to the side. Pulling out my keys, I dragged them down the side of his Ford Explorer, completely ruining the paint job. Last, I pulled out my pocket knife and turned to the tires, slashing all four of them.

I stepped back from the car, admiring my work. I had done some damage, but it just wasn't enough.

Picking up the golf club again, I climbed onto the hood and had fun whacking everything in reach.

"HEY! What are you doing?"

The golf club stopped in mid-air. Looking around, I spotted a black-haired man that looked eerily like my ex-boyfriend. That bastard. I glared at the look-alike.

"What does it look like?"

With that, I went on to smash in the headlights. As the truck's headlights went out, the ones in my head came on.

"That's my brother's car, you know?"

That caused me to stop again. But this time, I smirked. I took out my pocket knife and held it out to him.

"Wanna help me, then?"

My ex had often talked about how he and his brother didn't get along, so this wasn't much of a risk. Just like that, a smirk appeared on the look-alike's face.

"I thought you'd never ask… but I want the golf club."

I shrugged and closed the knife, throwing him the club. I then proceeded to climb into the truck and carve my name, Naruto, into every available surface.

Yes, my name is Naruto Uzumaki, and my ex-boyfriend is this guy's brother, Itachi Uchiha.

Does Itachi know that I'm destroying his truck? Of course not. If he knew that I knew that he's a cheater, I wouldn't be allowed anywhere near his precious truck.

I found out when I got home early from work today and decided to visit him at his house. Not only did I find him cheating on me with one person, oh no. I found out he was cheating on me with a whole group of people. It was a fucking orgy.

How did I not get caught? Well, they were so caught up in doing each other they didn't even notice me.

Most people would scream and cry and then call the cheater an ass, but no, I did the opposite. I smiled and shook my head, escaping calmly. If I had cried out, yelled in anger, then I wouldn't have been able to get my revenge, now would I?

So, after reviewing my work critically, I finally stepped back from the truck, proud and satisfied. I glanced over at Itachi's younger brother, who also seemed to feel good about his work. He looked back at me, and I gave him a small smile.

"Wanna get a midnight snack?" I asked.

He shrugged.

"Cool. You're driving, though; I walked here."

He shrugged again and I followed him to his car, jumping into the passenger seat.

"So, what time is it?"

"Nine."

"Cool."

~SasuNaru~

We stopped at a small diner. It was cozy and not many people were there, maybe one or two... We took the first booth we came to and sat across from each other. I grabbed the menu and proceeded to look over it.

"So why did you decide to massacre my brother's car?"

I smiled, peering over the menu at him. "Same reason as you..." I stated simply, then quickly got back to the menu.

"Which is?"

"Simple; he's a jackass."

"Oh, and what did he do to you?"

I sighed and laid down the menu, playing with my fingers.

"You see..." I rested my chin on my hand, looking out the window. "We have been dating for... 6 months, as of today."

I looked at him and found no expression on his face.

"Impossible. I would have met you by now. Besides, he brought a different person to meet our parents like 2 weeks ago."

I gave a small smile, turning away from him again.

"Six months of dating… You can image how enraged I was when I went to see him and found him fucking 5 other people, all at the same time."

"Sounds fun."

I turned a glare on him.

"Kidding."

I just rolled my eyes.

"So what can I get for you two today?"

I turned to the waitress.

"A bottle of vodka and a bowl of soup."

"Tomato soup will be fine."

With that, the waitress walked off.

"Vodka?" he asked skeptically.

I nodded.

"You really think they're going to give you a bottle of Vodka?"

"Yes."

"Dobe."

I glared at him. "Teme!"

I leaned back into the seat. "So you never did tell me your name."

"Sasuke Uchiha. You?"

"Naruto Uzumaki."

"If you've been dating my brother for as long as you say, why haven't I heard of you?"

I shrugged.

"Here's your food, hun." The waitress set a bowl of soup in front of each of us and a bottle of Vodka in front of me. I nodded in thanks and she walked off.

"She really gave it to you."

"Of course, my Aunt Tsunade owns this place. That was Miku, my cousin."

The Sasuke guy just shook his head, grabbing the bottle and opening it, taking a huge gulp. I grabbed the bottle from him, taking an even bigger gulp. I could quickly feel the effects and I loved it, so I drank some more and kept on drinking 'til the Sasuke guy took the bottle from my hand and chugged some more too.

Looking into his eyes, I could see him thinking the same thing as me. Grabbing the car keys, the soup long forgotten, we drove off to what I assumed was his house or apartment.

~SasuNaru~

Sasuke's hand shakily dealt with the keys as my hands skillfully played with his dick. Finally getting the door open, his lips latched onto mine. His tongue fought against mine for dominance, resulting in me losing in the end.

Sasuke shut the door with his foot, throwing me into the nearest wall. I wrapped my legs around him, letting him take all dominance. I moaned as his lips left my mouth and instead latched onto my neck.

"God! More!" I moaned out. I felt a smirk against my neck.

"You know, I've wanted to hear you say that since the moment I saw you whacking at my brother's truck. You just looked so damn sexy standing on the hood in these tight pants."

"Well, I look even more sexy underneath them, SO TAKE THEM THE FUCK OFF!" I hated foreplay, especially when I was drunk.

"Hn."

With that, I found myself thrown onto a bed with my pants, along with my boxers, ripped off.

"You're right, you are even sexier."

I growled, latching my lips onto his. When I had him distracted enough, I flipped us over, straddling his legs.

"You were taking too long," I growled out. "Where's your lube?"

He pointed at the dresser, and I reached over. Quickly taking the first tube I saw, I squirted a crapload onto my fingers.

Inserting the first finger into myself, I closed my eyes. Wincing, I added a second; taking just a moment to stretch myself, I added a third. I thrust my fingers in and out of myself, moaning loudly when I found my spot.

I suddenly felt my fingers being roughly pulled out, and then I found myself on my knees, burying my head into a pillow as I was thrust into by something very big.

"You really shouldn't tempt me; that little stunt you just pulled just earned you a fucking so hard, I'll make sure your grandchildren feel it."

My already hard dick twitched with those words.

I cried out as I was thrust into mercilessly, over and over again, until he found that spot that makes me see stars. I moaned out his name louder and louder each time he hit that spot.

"OH GOD, YES! YES! YES! FUCKING HARDER!"

And I got what I asked for, his dick going farther into me just to be pulled out and then thrust back in just as hard, with me meeting every thrust.

I soon found myself exploding all over the nice black sheets, with a nice long scream. It seemed to work on Sasuke because he came right after me.

I panted hard. Best sex EVER! I hadn't realized I said that out loud, until-

"Good, then you won't mind going another round."

"Absolutely fucking not," was my only reply, before the member inside of me started to pound into me once again. You have to love burning calories sometimes.

~SasuNaru~

Opening my eyes slowly, I found my back hurting more than I could imagine. "Owww~"

My nose started to twitch. It smelt like sex... everywhere! God I was so fucked up last night.

I sat up, unsuccessfully trying to ignore the aches all over my body. Turning, I found dark eyes looking back at me. A smirk played onto the lips of the stranger who I had learned was named Sasuke.

"I'm hungry," I stated simply, "but this is as far as I can move."

I heard a sinister chuckle come from him.

"I told you I would fuck you so hard your grandchildren felt it."

I chuckled this time, lying back down on the mattress. "Job accomplished, then."

"So what would you like to eat?"

Sasuke got out of bed and started to put on his discarded pants. I blushed when I saw his dick. It was hard to believe that fit into me.

"R-ramen."

He raised an eyebrow.

"Ramen?" he asked incredulously.

I nodded.

"Dobe."

With that, he walked out of the room, leaving me aching on his bed. I sighed, closing my eyes. Why does the best sex have to hurt the worst? A tit for a tat, right.

I must have fallen asleep again, because before I was shaken awake, I was being chased by forks trying to steal my bowl of Ramen.

I opened my eyes to see... Sasuke, yeah, that's it, staring down at me. I smiled at him, grabbed the nearest pillow, hugged it to myself and then rolled over onto my side.

"Oww!" The pillow was yanked from underneath me, making me fall flat on my ass. I glared up at him, and he just smirked back.

"I put my face there. I don't need your naked ass all over it."

I looked down at myself and realized that I was, indeed, naked. I blushed and grabbed the nearest pants, not caring if they were mine or not.

I tried to get up but just managed to fall again, the ache in my back starting to hurt again.

"Here," Sasuke held out his hand.

I grabbed his hand; he pulled me up too hard, causing me to fall into his chest.

"Thanks," I mumbled.

"Hn."

I rolled my eyes and followed him out of the room. He led me into the kitchen where I took a seat at the table, again opposite to him.

Looking down at my food, I smiled. He didn't seem like the type to eat ramen; it meant he must have gone out of his way to get it. I picked up the fork after muttering a "thanks" and dug in.

After I was done, which didn't take long, I put down the fork. I felt brand new again; a good, unhealthy bowl of ramen is to me like the sun is to Superman.

"God, yesterday was fun!" I said after getting tired of the silence.

A smirk appeared on Sasuke's face.

"You wouldn't say?" he replied, putting his fork down too. "You were so drunk last night I wasn't sure you'd remember."

I sighed. "It doesn't matter how drunk I get, I always remember if I fucked someone – or, in your case, got fucked by someone."

"Yeah, you were pretty screwed."

I nodded in agreement.

After another long silence, I stood up.

"Welp~ ,as fun as this is, I have to get home and burn all of Itachi's shit, so…"

I walked to the front door, and realized I didn't bring a car last night.

"Hey, can you give me a ride home?" I asked.

Sasuke just nodded, throwing me my shoes and shirt.

"Thanks. I didn't even realize I didn't have those on." I laughed, putting them on quickly.

Sasuke twirled the keys on his finger, opening the door for me. I just shook my head and followed him out.

~SasuNaru~

I unbuckled my seat belt and opened the car door, looking back at Sasuke.

"Um... thanks. For, you know, letting me stay the night, and the food, and… yeah."

I rubbed the back of my head nervously.

"Well… Bye!"

I waved and got out of the car.

"Hey, Naruto."

I turned back to Sasuke. He held out a card.

"Call me."

I smiled at him, looking at the card.

"No thanks, I don't do brothers."

With that, I winked and shut the door, walking to my front door and not looking back as I shut it behind me.

~SasuNaru~

Vitty Rose: Well there's the first chapter, I don't know if I want to continue it or not... this was one of those, I'm camping and want to write... so this came out, so tell me if you want me to continue it or should it just be this one chapter, short story thingy. Review.

Now beta'ed by Lanie12777.