Reptile was at a soccer game rooting for his favorite team, the Lizards. He cheered wildly as one of the players kicked the ball into the opposing team's net. But then, something terrible happened: he had to go to the bathroom!
Reptile had a pained expression on his scaly face as he tried to hold in Mr. Dookie. Hurriedly, he raced to the men's bathroom, only to find out that it was occupied. Stryker, Motaro, Rain and Nightwolf were at the urinals. He then stopped at the bathroom stalls, which were both occupied by Jax and Shujinko. "STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING BATHROOM! I WANNA TAKE A DUMP!" Reptile shouted. He pounded on the stall doors, trying to get into either stall.
"It's occupied. Don't you know I'm gonna be in here all night?" said Jax.
"No room at the inn, Virgin Mary," said Shujinko.
"Oh no," complained Reptile. "What the hell am I gonna do?!" Still trying not to soil his pants, Reptile approached the stall Motaro was using and took a big dump on him! Disgusted by the smell of lizard crap, everyone except Reptile pulled their shirts over their noses and ran out of the bathroom. "Dayumn Motaro! You stink!" shouted Jax.
Reptile breathed a sigh of relief, having finally taken a dump. Suddenly Motaro approached, covered entirely in lizard crap. "You disgusting, filthy lizard! Look what you've done to me!" Not realizing what he had done, Reptile ran out of the bathroom, with Motaro chasing after him. As this happened, nobody in the stadium could stand the smell of lizard crap. They were disgusted and ran out of the stadium.
