Sirius's Dream
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine, as much as I would like them to be.
It was noon on a lazy Saturday morning. The Gryffindor fifth year boys' dormitory was filled with slumbering boys. Most of them looked like they were in coma- or worse. Then, amazingly, one woke up! The world stopped, people everywhere hold their breath. Will this be the day one of them woke up before one???? The boy fell back asleep. Maybe next Saturday.
Two or so hours later, most the boys were in the common room. All but one. Sirius.
The missing member appeared a little while later. He groaned and almost slid down the steps. Luckily, everyone knew what to do with Sirius on a Saturday. Ten gallons of ice cold water- just above freezing point- was hurled at Sirius. He finally stopped resembling a zombie and joined the world of the living.
"Hi, Jamsey," Sirius said breezily. "I had the weirdest dream."
"Great."
"What to hear it?"
"Maybe later."
"Okay. I'll tell you it. So all these penguins were dancing around a bonfire in the common room. Then this giant bunny came in and started singing "I'm a Barbie Girl" at the top of its lungs. A seagull joins in and then goes flying above Australia where thousands of guinea pigs were playing tennis. Then the guinea pigs start attacking each other and an apple flies by. With wings, you know. And then the seagull drowns and I wake up. I walk over to the bathroom. And look in the tub and GUESS WHAT!!!" No one guesses, so Sirius continues, "My rubber ducky was gone!!!"
People gasp. Questions are asked. But Sirius clears it all up by telling the end of his story. "And then I wake up again and here I am."
James just stares at him. "One of these days I'm going to send you to one of those asylums . Maybe Remus could help." James left in search of him.
After that an innocent random girl walking by and Sirius closed in on his victim, intent on telling her his dream.
