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A blue haired woman was lying in a clad white bed. Her hair was a mess and her amber eyes looked tired. She was covered in sweat but still was smiling. She had a bundle of blankets in her arms and a little cry came from it. An orange man came over and leaned over the side of the bed smiling a bit.
"Hm…Beautiful isn't she Pein?" The woman asked, her amber eyes still on her newborn.
"Very beautiful indeed, she gets her beauty from you. Don't you agree Konan?" Pein asked. Konan blushed a bit and smiled.
"What village do you want to send her to?" Pein asked with a serious tone in his voice. Konan looked down sadly at her newborn. She ran her free hand through her short blue locks.
"Pein…I want her with us." Konan stated quietly. Pein dropped his head and started got up to walk away from the bed. With his back facing Konan he said:
"Konan, she will not be safe here." Konan lowered her head.
"But-"
"Do you want her to die?" Pein asked. Konan snapped her neck around facing him.
"No, it's just-"
"Then I suggest we drop her off at the nearest village, 3 days from now." Pein turned around to face Konan. She sighed and looked at her newborn.
"What will we name her?"
"Sakura." Came Pein's hard stern voice. Konan smiled. It fit her. She had no idea how the newly named Sakura had pink hair but at this point she really didn't care.
I'm sorry Sakura.
~Day 1~
Little Sakura was lying in her crib sleeping with the new bird Deidara had made for her.
"Deidara, isn't that dangerous?" A red haired man asked while cleaning some parts of his puppets.
"Sure is, hn." Deidara stated, while twiddling with his clay.
"If it blows her head off, Leader-sama is going to murder you." Deidara rolled his eyes.
"It's not going to blow her head off, Jeez." The bird all of a sudden turned red color and was growing. Deidara didn't look like he really cared that the bird was going to blow up any second. Sasori's brown eyes widened and he rushed to the crib and picked up the bird.
"Deidara…" Sasori hissed. He held the bird a little while longer and…'POOF'. Deidara chuckled.
"Bubbles…?" Sasori said astounded. His eyes were wide and confused. One of the little circular floating objects popped on Sasori's nose, making him shut his eyes tightly.
"Duhh…I'm not going to kill Leader-sama's kid. Do I look like I'm stupid?" Sasori hesitated to answer that one.
"Sasori-dana! The Hell? Answer me!"Sasori shook his head and stayed silent. He went back to his seat to clean his puppets. Deidara started to frown.
"You have to admit…She's really cute Sasori-dana. It's kind of sad that they don't want her here, hn." Deidara said quietly. Sasori ran his hand through his tomato colored hair and shut his eyes. He leaned back slightly.
"I really don't care." Deidara smirked at this.
"Then why'd you just save her?" Deidara asked, testing Sasori's patients. Sasori's eyes shot open and he desperately searched his mind for an answer.
'Why the hell did I just save her?'
Sasori sighed and Deidara was smirking.
"I just don't want to get my heart torn out by Leader-sama." Sasori said coolly. Deidara rolled his eyes.
~Day Two~
Kisame sat near a pond, looking at the pink haired baby as she slept. He scowled at her.
"Oi, Zetsu! Why do we have to watch the little 'Bundle of Joy' here?" Kisame said as he poked her side harshly. She awoke and started to giggle. Zetsu was arranging some plants.
"What the hell is with this thing?" Kisame said running a head through his blue hair. He soon felt something hit him in the head. He looked over to his side to find Sakura's pacifier lying on the grass. Sakura looked up at him with her emerald orbs and started to smile. The light side of Zetsu started to smile along with Sakura.
"Serves you right for bitching like a…bitch." The dark side of Zetsu said.
"Woah…Great One Zetsu, come up with that shit all by yourself?" Kisame asked sarcastically. Zetsu glared at him.
"Fuck you." Dark Zetsu said.
"Now, Now…No profanity around little Sakura." Light Zetsu said, trying to be the voice of reason.
Kisame looked at the little girl who was now sleeping again.
"Feh…"
~Day 3~
"Kakuzu!" A white haired man with his hands tied behind his back yelled over the wails of Sakura.
"Stop bitching, Hidan." Kakuzu said coolly from under his black mask, still counting his money.
"Then get this thing over here to stop crying! And untie my hands you whore!" Kakuzu sighed.
"If you want her to shut up, do something to make her stop." Kakuzu said apathetically, while going over to cut the ropes around Hidan's wrists. Hidan sighed and leaned over the crib little Sakura was in.
"Erm…Hey there, uh…'Princess'." Hidan said awkwardly as he tried to put on his best smile. He caught Sakura's attention and her loud wailing turned into little sniffles and whines.
"Uh…" Hidan was somewhat stuck. He didn't know what to say from there. He felt something tug at the pendent that was hanging around his neck.
"Oh…Uh, You like my rosary?" Sakura giggled a bit.
"I don't usually do this but," Hidan brought the chain of the rosary over his head and let little Sakura play with it. She stuck it in her mouth then to spit it out and frown. Hidan chuckled.
"Don't like the taste of metal, huh?" Hidan asked Sakura. She looked up at him and her emerald eyes sparkled. He smiled softly at her. Sakura yawned and started to fall asleep, still clutching Hidan's pendant tightly.
"Fine brat, you can keep it…for now." Hidan whispered to the now sleeping Sakura. He looked around to see that Kakuzu had left along with his money. He sighed and tried to walk, but the crib followed. He looked to see his ankle tied with chains to the crib.
'How the fuck could I miss that?'
"What the-KAKUZU!" The wails of Sakura started up again. Hidan dropped his head.
"I give up."
End Of Chapie 1! WootWoot! :D Did I Do Good? Do I Get A Treat? OHH BOYYYY! I Hope It's A Chocolate Ball!
