I absolutely love the song What Does the Fox Say, so I decided to combine it with my most favorite thing Phantom of theOpera. Hope you enjoy! This is Leroux based. (Piangi's part will be in parentheses)

Note: I do not own Phantom of the Opera or What does the fox say.


Erik was sitting at his desk, writing notes to the managers. He stopped to take of his mask and rub his face. That's when the alarm went off. "Who could be invading Erik's lair at a time like this?" he grumbled. Quickly he put his mask back on and grabbed his Punjab lasso. Whoever disturbed his peace was going to pay. He had just gotten a little ways, when he saw two girls. As he looked closer, he could see they had on black t-shirts with a white mask on the front. One was blonde and the other was brunette. They were walking towards his house arguing all the way.

"Bet he will look like the Leroux Erik," the brunette said.

"I'm going with Andrew Lloyd Webber musical," the blonde said.

"In your dreams. You saw Christine she was blonde!"

"That doesn't mean anything," the blonde fired back.

Erik had seen enough. He jumped down, maybe not to kill them, but just to see how they knew his name. If the Daroga had been blabbing, he was going to get it. He snuck up behind them, and put his hand on the brunette's shoulder. They jumped back around and screamed. He closed his eyes to listen, he just loved the terror he caused. Suddenly he felt something around his waist. He looked down and the two girls were hugging him. Surely this couldn't be right. He finally managed to shake the two girls off, literally shake them off, they would not let him go.

"Why is it that you two are down here?" he said in the most menacing voice possible. The two girls just squealed again.

"Told you he would be Leroux," the brunette said sticking out her tongue.

"Back to Erik's question please," he said glaring at them. The girls didn't seemed phased at all. What was wrong with them?

"We came to sing you a song!" the blonde replied.

Christine sings, Carlotta goes croak.

Managers beg please, and Carlotta screams no.

Ballerina's scream. Madame Giry shouts, and Piangi sings weird.

The maids whine and Reyer sighs, and the audience goes clap, clap, clap.

But there's one sound that no one knows...

What does the Phantom say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

What does the Phantom say?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

What does the Phantom say?

Hatte-hatte-hatte-ho!

Hatte-hatte-hatte-ho!

Hatte-hatte-hatte-ho!

What does the Phantom say?

Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff!

Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff!

Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoff!

What does the Phantom say?

Cool yellow eyes, masked nose, writing music and sending notes.

Many traps, in your lair, suddenly you're standing there.

Your mask is white, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.

But if you steal an opera horse,

Will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?

How will you speak to that ho-o-o-orse, ho-o-o-orse, ho-o-o-orse?

What does the Phantom say?

Ja-chacha-chacha-chow!

Ja-chacha-chacha-chow!

Ja-chacha-chacha-chow!

What does the Phantom say?

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

What does the Phantom say?

A-hee-ahee-ha-he!

A-hee-ahee-ha-he!

A-hee-ahee-ha-he!

What does the Phantom say?

A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!

W-oo-oo-oo-oo!

What does the Phantom say?

The secret of the Ghost, ancient mystery.

Somewhere deep in the cellars, I know you're hiding.

What is your sound? Will we ever know?

Will it always be a mystery? What do you say?

Then Piangi ran in behind the two girls. Erik was even more confused. How was Piangi able to run?

Or find his way down here?

You're the angel of music, hiding behind the mirror.

What is your sound? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-dum-bubu-dwee-dum)

Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

(Bay-buh-day bum-bum bay-dum)

Then the two girls ran out screaming, "The grasshopper hops jolly high!"

Piangi followed and Erik slightly frightened and very confused walked back to his lair. He had just sat down to finish writing the notes when his alarm went off again. "Oh not again!" he grumbled.