Hetalia: World Household~
A blonde man walks toward the dark stage, followed by a younger girl, in a nice green dress, and a bow in her hair.
A single light luminaries the camo clad person. His striking blue eyes wander the audience."My name is Switzerland, and I will be hosting the very first, World Reality Show, with no way of voting another off the show, one must muster all of their psychological torture technics to make the person leave. 24 Contestants, eight teams, one house; It's a Small World!"
A voice rang across the audience, "Don't you think we should be spending money on other things instead of a Reality Show that promotes psychological torture?"
"Shut Up, or I'll beat you with my Peace Prize!"
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Team One! Team America!
"Yo, dude, I'm totally going to win the prize money, I mean, how can anyone beat this man?" A dirty blonde with a US Air-force jacket gloated.
A black haired man snapped,"Shut up, Gringo. This is a TEAM effort. As in You, me, and... You... Again?!"
"I'm sorry to confuse you, but I'm your 3rd team member..." An identical America stated.
"And that is..." Mexico and America trailed in unison.
"Canada."
"Ohhh"
Team 2! Team Bicker!
"Oi! Who chose that bloody name?" A not so subtly irritated Britain asked.
"Oui, For once, I agree with le Black Sheep." Said France, twirling a glass of fine red wine.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU GIT!?"
"Can you two stop with the sexual tensions? You're showing our weaknesses!" Ireland yelled.
Team Three! Team Union!
"Hai, My name is Russia, and these are my two sisters, da?" The towering giant held his sisters.
"Yes, I am Ukraine," The broad chested introvert answered.
The traditional clothed one just sat there, giving 'The Evil Eye'. Thats Belarus, By the way.
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Team Four! Baltic Trio!
The three young men appeared,
"I'm Estonia, computer whiz!" Said the most confident one of the group.
"I'm Lithuania..." Said the most depressed one.
"I'm Latvia and we're not working with Russia to give him the Prize money if his team loses!" The shortest, and most excitable Country blurts like a dingus.
Estonia and Lithuania gasp in terror.
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Team Five! Team Asia!
"Ni Hao, My name is China, and I represent Team Asia- Aru :-)" China greeted with a smile.
"… :-|"
"Vietnam! How rude, aru. You need to learn to speak for once in a while! And Smile, aru!"
Vietnam just shot a look at China.
"... You forgot to introduce Taiwan. :-|"
"How could I forget, aru!" China grabbed a young woman, "And this is my younger sister, Taiwan!" China beamed.
Taiwan blushed, "Hello, My name is China.:D"
"What!? Thats not right!" A confused China exclaimed.
~Officially, Taiwan is known as, The Republic of China, as opposed to the China we know, which is, The People's Republic of China~
Team Six! Team Explorers!
"Hola, my name is Spain,"
In the distance, someone yelled,
"TOMATO STEALING BASTERD!"
Spain, unfazed (outwardly) still continued "- And this is my Brother, Portugal, and this little rascal is Italy Romano." Spain ruffled the South's hair.
"Stop touching me you bastard!" Romano yelled.
"But I raised you for half your life!"
"Will you two shut your pie holes?" Portugal glared, "Seriously, I couldn't sleep for years when he was under your hold."
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TEAM SEVEN! TEAM AWESOME!
"YAAH! All those guys think they can beat me!? I'M PRUSSIA THE AMAZINGLY AWESOME! I WILL WIN ALL THE MONEYS!"-So on and so forth.
Meanwhile Austria slept and Hungary is about to hit Prussia with a frying pan.
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Team EIGHT! Team Axis!
"Ciao, My name is Italy! I think we're going to win because Mr. Germany is really big and scary! And he personally knows Mr. Austria's-"
"ITALLYY! SHUTUUUUUUP!" Yelled a big mean Germany, "HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN TELLING YOU TO NOT TELL THE ENEMY OUR PLAANS!?"
Italy, in his usual begging state whimpers, "ALL THE TIME MR. GERMANY, AND WHEN I DON'T YOU PADDLE ME REALLY HARD! PLEASE DON'T PADDLE BE AGAIN! MY BUTT IS REALLY SORE! IF I GET PADDLED AGAIN, I WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT THE PIZZA, THE PASTA OR THE TOMATOES I LOVE!"
Mean while, Japan, sensing the mood, refrained from speaking.
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