Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Bleach…If I Did, Aizen Would Be Married To A Dinosaur.
Roaches…
The creepy crawling creatures that absolutely everyone should hate, according to Sousuke Aizen.
In other words...
"…"
Aizen sat quietly in his throne room with his legs close to his chest. He was shivering unlike he ever had before. He saw the little creature scurry across the cold marble floor. Aizen's eyes widened at the brown creature. Its antennas moved as if it were mocking him.
Nobody Mocks Aizen.
As the roach scurried away, Aizen took out his zanpaktou, Kyoka Suigestu.
"Where are you…little roach…?" Aizen asked aloud in a singy-song tone. Aizen jumped down from his throne and settled on the floor. He started to tip-toe around to try and find the roach. With no luck he looked up to the ceiling of the huge room. He saw two small brown figures just above his head.
One of them had started to fall.
"For the love of…!" Aizen dodged the falling roach and watched it hit the floor. The roach was on its back and struggling to turn over. Aizen smirked at that and almost laughed.
He went over and slashed it in half.
"Hm…?" He started to wonder were the other one was. He soon felt…moving…on his head.
"Wha-?"
"GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Aizen yelled out, still oblivious to knowing that someone was watching him.
~Outside the throne room~
Aizen's white haired subordinate was chuckling to himself quietly.
"Gin…"
Gin turned around slowly to see Tousen standing there, not amused.
"Tousen you must admit…It's pretty funny."
"That's the reason you needed me to slip a cookie into Aizen's pocket?"
" Yep!"
"…" Tousen stayed silent
"Yer such a stick in the mud, Tousen."
…It is always funny to see a guy like Aizen scared of such tiny creatures.
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Hahh…Came up with this Idea in detention on Thursday…Fell asleep in detention and this is what I dreamt of! Kinda Lame but You must admit…it is pretty funny to see Aizen scream bloody murder because of a roach.
