So Vegeta and Nappa were walking along the desert eating McRib sandwiches when all of a sudden there was this elf. "Vegeta wat's the scouter say about his power level?" and Vegeta scout him and he was all "IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!" AND CRUSHED HIS SCOUTER WITH A BIG MANLY FIST!!! So Nappa was all "what? nine thousand?" and he farted like Wario and the elf was dead so then they went along and ate their McRibs some more when suddenly there was a big hairly thing yelling "GUESS WUT KAKAROT??? I'M HAVING YOU FOR LUNCH!!!" and he tried to eat Vegeta but Vegeta had an extra McRib so he gave that to the hairy guy and he was happy and getting huge.

"Vegeta wat's the scouter say about his huge getting?" so Vegeta scout with his other scouter and said "IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!" and crushed his other scouter with his other BIG MANLY FIST!!! "wut? nine-thousand?" So Nappa farted again except he had more McRib so it was a BIGGER fart and the hairy thing shranked but it still had hairy balls.

But then there was a sad thing! They had no more McRibs! So Nappa says "Vegeta! Vegeta! Vegeta! Vegeta!" "Oh that makes me so horny Nappa."

Then Vegeta and Nappa went to the Holiday Inn and had hours and hours of sweaty man-sex. The end!