Okay, I thought of this idea when it was about 2 in the morning, so
forgive me if it is a little screwed up. It's just a collection of fairy
tales and nursery rhymes featuring the Zim cast and with some twists. I'll
add more later. Okees? Review please. If you flame, be gentle.
Disclaimer: I dun own Zim and I'm not a goose so I don't own the stupid nursery rhymes either.
First, a stupid nursery rhyme!
Dib be nimble,
Dib be quick,
Dib jump over the candlestick,
His trench coat gets engulfed in flames,
And he runs screaming down the lane.
Told you it was stupid! Okee, on to the story!
Zimilocks and the 3 humans
Once upon a time, there was a freaky little alien boy named Zimilocks who like snooping in people's houses and breaking their things. One day he decided to take a walk.
"Tra la la, what should I do today?" Zimilocks sang as he skipped down the street. "Oh, I know! I'll go visit the smelly Dibworm's house and wreak havoc there!" Zimilocks chuckled and headed toward his enemy's house.
Meanwhile, at Dib's house, his dad, Prof. Membrane, had just invented a new type of super toast and was testing it on his family. First the Professor tasted his.
"Ooooo…heh heh… I see pretty colors…Wooooo!" He fell out of his chair. Next, Gaz tasted her toast.
"BLARG! IT'S ALL ROTTED! YECH!" She threw her remaining slice at Dib, who then tried his slice.
"ACK! IT BURNS! BUUUUURRRNNS! AUUURRRGGGHH!" He started waving his arms around frantically, eyes watering. Just then, the Professor started screaming, and ran out of the house with nothing but a speedo on. Gaz grabbed the hollering Dib and chased after her father.
When Zimilocks reached Dib's house, the door had been left open and there were pieces of toast everywhere. Zimilocks entered and immediately started setting things on fire with his plasma blaster. After he had satisfied himself, he entered the kitchen.
"I hate toast." He decided to set the kitchen on fire too. The toast burnt easily and let off a toxic gas. Zimilocks yawned. All this pyromaniacal activity was making him tired. "Perhaps if I sit for a little while." He found a chair that happened to belong to the Prof. He sat down. It turned out to be too itchy. He set it on fire and went to the next chair, Gaz's chair.
"AUGH! IT'S TOO EVIL HERE! EVEN FOR ME!" he yelled, jumping out of the chair. He set it on fire as well, and it let off a cruel moan as it burned. Next was Dib's chair.
"Aww…so comfy," Zimilocks said, closing his eyes. "Wait a minute…EWW! I HAVE DIB GERMS NOW! ACK!" Zimilocks jumped off the chair and started swatting at himself, trying to get the invisible cooties off of him. He set that chair on fire too.
"Maybe if I took a quick nap."
Zimilocks headed up the stairway, but before he could get there, he inhaled a lot of smoke and passed out. Just then, the Membrane family returned. (bet you weren't expecting that!)
"I can't believe that you ate all those crab cakes, Dad!" Gaz yelled at her father.
"Oooohh…I don't feel so hot," the Professor said, moaning. Dib was gurgling at the mouth. He couldn't say anything if he wanted to. Gaz looked around the house. It was all burnt up and ruined. Even the special chair that only SHE sat in was left in ashes. Gaz shrugged and picked up her gameslave. On her way to her room, she stepped on the unconscious Zimilocks' back.
THE END
Yay! Gaz left everybody in pain! Hope you enjoyed my retarded parody! I'll add more later! Again, please review, I'd really appreciate it!
-Crystal
Disclaimer: I dun own Zim and I'm not a goose so I don't own the stupid nursery rhymes either.
First, a stupid nursery rhyme!
Dib be nimble,
Dib be quick,
Dib jump over the candlestick,
His trench coat gets engulfed in flames,
And he runs screaming down the lane.
Told you it was stupid! Okee, on to the story!
Zimilocks and the 3 humans
Once upon a time, there was a freaky little alien boy named Zimilocks who like snooping in people's houses and breaking their things. One day he decided to take a walk.
"Tra la la, what should I do today?" Zimilocks sang as he skipped down the street. "Oh, I know! I'll go visit the smelly Dibworm's house and wreak havoc there!" Zimilocks chuckled and headed toward his enemy's house.
Meanwhile, at Dib's house, his dad, Prof. Membrane, had just invented a new type of super toast and was testing it on his family. First the Professor tasted his.
"Ooooo…heh heh… I see pretty colors…Wooooo!" He fell out of his chair. Next, Gaz tasted her toast.
"BLARG! IT'S ALL ROTTED! YECH!" She threw her remaining slice at Dib, who then tried his slice.
"ACK! IT BURNS! BUUUUURRRNNS! AUUURRRGGGHH!" He started waving his arms around frantically, eyes watering. Just then, the Professor started screaming, and ran out of the house with nothing but a speedo on. Gaz grabbed the hollering Dib and chased after her father.
When Zimilocks reached Dib's house, the door had been left open and there were pieces of toast everywhere. Zimilocks entered and immediately started setting things on fire with his plasma blaster. After he had satisfied himself, he entered the kitchen.
"I hate toast." He decided to set the kitchen on fire too. The toast burnt easily and let off a toxic gas. Zimilocks yawned. All this pyromaniacal activity was making him tired. "Perhaps if I sit for a little while." He found a chair that happened to belong to the Prof. He sat down. It turned out to be too itchy. He set it on fire and went to the next chair, Gaz's chair.
"AUGH! IT'S TOO EVIL HERE! EVEN FOR ME!" he yelled, jumping out of the chair. He set it on fire as well, and it let off a cruel moan as it burned. Next was Dib's chair.
"Aww…so comfy," Zimilocks said, closing his eyes. "Wait a minute…EWW! I HAVE DIB GERMS NOW! ACK!" Zimilocks jumped off the chair and started swatting at himself, trying to get the invisible cooties off of him. He set that chair on fire too.
"Maybe if I took a quick nap."
Zimilocks headed up the stairway, but before he could get there, he inhaled a lot of smoke and passed out. Just then, the Membrane family returned. (bet you weren't expecting that!)
"I can't believe that you ate all those crab cakes, Dad!" Gaz yelled at her father.
"Oooohh…I don't feel so hot," the Professor said, moaning. Dib was gurgling at the mouth. He couldn't say anything if he wanted to. Gaz looked around the house. It was all burnt up and ruined. Even the special chair that only SHE sat in was left in ashes. Gaz shrugged and picked up her gameslave. On her way to her room, she stepped on the unconscious Zimilocks' back.
THE END
Yay! Gaz left everybody in pain! Hope you enjoyed my retarded parody! I'll add more later! Again, please review, I'd really appreciate it!
-Crystal
