3 Hour Car Trip (or not)

It was a bright sunny day! Heero, Trowa, Duo, Quatre, and Wufei got their small rental car, and packed it for their camping trip in northern Minnesota. Duo had talked everyone in to going to Minnesota to spend a day in Minneapolis, and then go camping. Everone was okay with the day at Minneapolis, but not really happy with the camping part.

After they had filled the car with all their gear, Trowa (who was in charge of navigating) then got all his neatly rolled maps, and got in the front passenger seat. Heero then got in the drivers seat. Then Quatre sat behind Heero, Duo sat in the middle, and Wufei sat behind Trowa's seat.

Heero began to position the driver's seat with the little buttons on the side.

"The seat is on my FOOT!" Quatre said pulling his foot out from the seat. He wasn't told that he had to wake up early, so he wasn't in his brightest mood.

Heero (who had not really driven a car a lot) jammed the key in the key hole to start the car. After 10 tries it finally started (after he found out which way you were supposed to turn it). Heero was proud of himself until Duo spoke up.

"Umm, maybe you should shut your door Heero," he then shrugged and kept his mouth shut.

"Heehee," Heero noticed that his car door was opened, and closed it. The car's motor sputtered and then backed out of the parking lot.

"And then take a right when you see the Sports Bar," Trowa told Heero, with his nose burried in a map.

"What Sports Bar?" Heero looked all over but didn't see a bar anywhere at all. Trowa looked up, and also didn't see a bar. He looked back at the map and saw that it was actually a map for The Mall of America! Trowa looked through his maps and found the right one.

"Thought it looked weird," Trowa said unrolling the right map. Heero sighed and as he watched Trowa struggle with the map to get it to stay unrolled.

*55 minutes later*

"I have to pee," Quatre said to Heero.

"Can we sto-"

"NO!"

"Well!" Quatre said. He was a little hurt from that. But he managed to hold it for a while.

Wufei had not moved since he got in the car. Duo had been watching Wufei, and decided to wake him up from his trance.

"OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Wufei yelped. Duo had yanked on Wufei's ponytail, which made Wufei yell, which made Trowa throw his map in the air. Then the map landed on Heero's head, and made him slam on the brakes. The excitemint was too much for Quatre, so he wet his pants. Right after the car had stopped completely, and Quatre had relieved himself. Four guns pointed at Duo.

"Haha, that was kinda funn- I'm sorry," Duo said putting his head down. Quatre then put his gun back, followed by Heero and Trowa. But Wufei still pointed his gun at Duo.

"One move and you're toast mister!" Wufei warned Duo. After a while Heero stopped at a rest stop, so Quatre could change his pants. Then when they got back on the road, Wufei finally put his gun down, because his arm was getting tired. Duo stretched out, since he hadn't moved for some time.

"Don't get too cozy!" Wufei snapped at Duo.

"And now I think you take a left," Trowa told Heero. Heero started to turn left.

"No, that's not it, wait a sec," Trowa looked at the map to see where they were supposed to go. Heero sat in the middle of the road, slightly turning to the left.

"I see a police car, hurry up," Heero told Trowa.

"Where are we again?" Trowa looked all over on the map.

"Trowa, you have the map upsidedown," Duo said looking at the map.

"You're stupid! Now we have to turn around and go the right way!" Wufei yelled at Trowa.

"WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT! IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS!" Trowa shouted at Wufei.

"Navigating is for weaklin-"

"YOU!" Trowa then unbuckled his seat belt and attacked Wufei.

"The police car is coming closer," Heero said not very calmly.

"Heero, I'll handle this," Quatre said. He got in the front seat and acted causal.

"Hey you, why are you stopped in the middle of the road?" The policeman said lowering his sunglasses, then making his eyes widen.

"Oh, the car just died down from being overheated. I'm just waiting for it to cool down," Quatre said to the policeman.

"You could push it over to the side of the road so it's not in the way," the man told Quatre.

"Me push a car! Are you crazy?" Quatre said, suprised (this time he wasn't acting).

"Look smart a**! Show me your driver's license!" The policeman told Quatre. Quatre could hear soft giggling in the back. He went through Heero's wallet and got out Heero's driver license(since he didn't have one). He then gave it to the policeman.

The policeman looked at the picture of Heero, then looked at Quatre, then looked back at the picture, then back at Quatre, and repeated this for a minute.

"How the he** do you think that I going to believe that this is you!"

"I was having a very bad hair day...." Quatre heard Heero make an unhappy grunt.

"....and I wasn't very happy in that picture..." the policeman still wasn't convinced.

"...I also like to wear different colored contacts, ever other day..... " This isn't working he thought.

".......I also lost a LOT of weight." Quatre finished. He heard Heero mutter some strange words. Oh-uh! Quatre thought.

"I don't believe a word you said," the policeman said.

"Do you!" Quatre then slammed his foot on the peddle. A louder screeching noise came out. Quatre looked down and saw that he accidently hit the brake instead.

"Hehe," Quatre said. The policeman man was covering his ears, and was even madder! He then pressed the right peddle and sped off.

*Crash!* Quatre slammed into a fire hydrent.

"Get out of my chair!" Heero shoved Quatre out of his seat.

"Hey!" Quatre squeaked.

"I help you get away from that policeman and you treat me like shi- crap!"

"Come on Heero, lighten up. He was only tring to help," Trowa said with a big ole bruise on his head.

"Oh I'm sorry Mr. I can't read maps for beans!" Trowa's face started to turn red.

"Did I hurt your boyfriend's feelings?"

"We don't have a relationship! Right Quatre?"

"Well I don't," that only made Trowa madder.

"Can you get off of me?" Wufei said from under Trowa. Trowa went to his seat and picked up a crushed and a wet map.

"GO TO THE NEAREST GAS SATION BEFORE I BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!" Trowa whipped out his gun and pointed it at Heero's head. Heero said a cuss word then went to a gas station.

When they arrived at the gas sation Heero pulled up by a gas pump, then turned off the car. Trowa lowered his gun.

"Why are we here?" Duo asked.

"HEERO, is going to ask for directions or at least get a map,"

"Why me?" Heero yelled at Trowa.

"People who ask for direction are-" Wufei started to say.

"Don't even think about it Wufei," Trowa said to Wufei.

"Gaywad," Heero said to Trowa.

"Slut," Trowa said getting him back.

"Geek,"

"Stalker,"

"That's it!" Heero said to Trowa.

"Stop it you guys!" Quatre said, he was getting very upset.

"He started it!" Trowa said.

"Did not!" Heero yelled at Trowa.

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too x20!"

"GRRRRRRRR," Heero started to open his mouth, but Duo interrupted him.

"Do we have to sperate you two?" Heero and Trowa glared at each other.

"Take it outside guys!" Wufei said. Heero and Trowa got out of the car.

*1 minute later*

"Wow! Trowa has said more swear words than Wufei says in a week!" Duo said hearing the F word for the third time.

"What's going on?" Wufei said. He wasn't really paying attention to the fight.

"Well both of them have said all the cuss word in the English laungue," Duo told Wufei, who had grown interested in Heero's and Trowa's fight.

"Oh, correction all the swear words in the English, Spanish, and Japaness language!"

"This is getting out of hand," Quatre got out off the car, and went towards Heero and Trowa.

"You guys! You're getting me sooo pi- ...MAD!" Quatre said.

"Can you just get along for once!" Quatre told them. Heero and Trowa stared at Quatre for a wihle, then went back to swearing at each.

"You're a big fat, fat, fatty LOSER!" Trowa yelled back at Heero.

"Cirus Freak!" Heero yelled back at Trowa. Trowa heard ooo's from Duo and Wufei.

"Should I tell Relena what you do with Wing Zero late at night?" Trowa asked Heero. Heero heard giggles from Duo and Wufei.
Heero shot his gun at at Trowa. Trowa screamed like a little girl, and jumped it to Quatre's arms.

"Trowa, you're too heavy for me! Get off!" This only made Trowa put his hands around Quatre's neck. Quatre's knees started to give in.

"I'm falling!" Quatre collasped on the ground.
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TO BE CONTINUED!

And if you thought that was weird wait till I get part two done!
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