What would I do without you, Mary Sue?
(Think 50's ballad rock)
You are a creature of my heart
I loved you so right from the start.
That's why I made you Draco's sis
'Cause being near Draco'd be bliss!
Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you
Ooooh, Mary Sue, you do the things I want to do.
Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you
Ooooh, Mary Sue, you know you're really me, don't you?
I write fanfic that I can share
You can diss it; I don't care.
But no matter what you do,
Don't criticize my Mary Sue.
Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you
Ooooh, Mary Sue, you do the things I want to do.
I have no friends and I am lame
But I can tell you just the same
My real life I am living through
My one, my only, Mary Sue!
Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you
Ooooh, Mary Sue, you know you're really me, don't you?
I must be off, it's time to write.
I work best by the cold moonlight.
You know why I'm a drama queen?
'Cause life's intense when you're thirteen.
Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you
Ooooh, Mary Sue, you do the things I want to do.
Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you
Ooooh, Mary Sue, you know you're really me, don't you?
