What would I do without you, Mary Sue?

(Think 50's ballad rock)


You are a creature of my heart

I loved you so right from the start.

That's why I made you Draco's sis

'Cause being near Draco'd be bliss!


Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you

Ooooh, Mary Sue, you do the things I want to do.

Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you

Ooooh, Mary Sue, you know you're really me, don't you?


I write fanfic that I can share

You can diss it; I don't care.

But no matter what you do,

Don't criticize my Mary Sue.


Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you

Ooooh, Mary Sue, you do the things I want to do.


I have no friends and I am lame

But I can tell you just the same

My real life I am living through

My one, my only, Mary Sue!


Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you

Ooooh, Mary Sue, you know you're really me, don't you?


I must be off, it's time to write.

I work best by the cold moonlight.

You know why I'm a drama queen?

'Cause life's intense when you're thirteen.


Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you

Ooooh, Mary Sue, you do the things I want to do.

Ooooh, Mary Sue, I lu-hu-hu-hu-huve you

Ooooh, Mary Sue, you know you're really me, don't you?