Me: Here it is! The moment we've all been waiting for! Naruto, drumroll please.

Naruto: Gatcha! pulls out a random set of drums

Sakura: um, where did you gety those?

Sasuke: Just get on with it already, your wasting my time.

Me: Hey, I'm the writer so deal with it!

Naruto: Hehe! Sasuke-Teme just got told off! Haha!

Sakura: NARUTO, STOP TEASING SASUKE-KUN! CHA

Naruto: S-S-Sakura-chan, that really hurt.

Sasuke: Naru-chan can't take a punch?

Naruto: I can too!

Sasuke: Oh yeah? Prove it!

Me: Everyone QUIIIIEEEETTTTTT!

Everyone:…

Me: Good. Now Sasuke will you do the honor?

Sasuke: How should I put this? No.

Me: Please…

Sasuke: Fine!

Me: YAY!

Sasuke: Please hang up and try your call again. If you need assistance, dial the operator.Please hang up now. This is a recording 20352.

Me: You know what? I've just about had it with you! COME HEAR!

Sakura: Whaa!! Sasuke-kun, hold on!

Me: OH NO YOU DON'T! ZAP

Naruto: Well, since I'm clearly the only one left I'll do it then!EHEM

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However, please feel free to send her any thoughts on what should be improved.

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Now presenting


What's it to You?

Chapter 1

knock knock

Sakura: "Naruto, open up. Come on, it's time to get out here."

Hinata: "Maybe he's still asleep?"

Sakura: "No way. Its 10am, he's usually rushing around by 7:00, you think he's not home?"

Hinata: "Byakugan. No, he's home. He's in his room."

Sakura: "What?! ring ring Oh, its Sasuke. Hi, Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke: How's it going? Not good. The idiot won't open the door."

In all the excitement, she dropped the phone and started banging on the door.

Hinata picked it up.

Sakura: Naruto! Open up! If you don't I'm breaking in! I mean it!

Sasuke: "Umm… Hinata? Listen there's a spare key inside of the plant above the door. Use that, ok?"

Hinata: "Ok. Hold on. I got it."

Sasuke: "Good. Neji and I will stop by in a few to pick him up. Good luck."

Hinata: "Oh, ok. B-Bye. Sakura, I have the k-key."

Sakura: "NANI?!?!?!?! KEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

You see, it was October 10th. Naruto's birthday and also the day the demon was sealed inside the small vessel. The rest of the rookie 9, plus Lee's group, decided that since Naruto spends most of his birthday indoors, mainly at his house, that they were going to treat him to a small party at Ichiraku Ramen Stand, and then take him to a festival that they overheard the villagers talking about. It was the perfect plan.

Sakura: "That's it! I've had it!"

BOOM!

Hinata sweat dropped as she watched Sakura break open the door still fuming. They both stepped inside.

Sakura: Whoa…

Hinata: It's so… dark. I always thought that Naruto hated the dark.

Sakura: Here, I think this is the light switch.

Click

Sakura felt something wet when she hit the switch. The lights came on brighter than ever. She looked at her hand and saw that she had crimson paint on hands.

Sakura: What's this? Probably Naruto trying to paint his walls again. C'mon. Let's go get the birthday boy.

Hinata: (gasp)… ahh…

There on the wall that Sakura took the paint off of. It was covered with red and blue paint that read, "DIE DEMON!" Sakura was already upstairs banging on his door louder than thunder.

Hinata: "Hold on.knock, knock. Naruto-kun?"

Hinata slowly turned the knob slowly and pushed the door open. The lights weren't on so it was way too dark to see anything. But they could see a figure sitting in the corner of the room.


OOOH! Cliff hanger!

Sakura: Aww... your first cliff hanger.

Naruto: Kodak moment! Click

Sasuke: Well, that was interesting.

Me: Hey, I did my best.

Naruto: yeah, don't ruin it for her teme.

Sasuke: I'm in the story, so I can say whatever I please.

Me: But, I'm the writer, so just think of what kinds of things I can make you do.

Sasuke:... hn.

Me: Thought so. Till next time. R&R