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And please don't murder me for this Fanfiction...please...please...*Builds barricade*
It was my first day at SFIT and my God was I excited! The city of San Fransokyo, absolutely fabulous! Ok, that might have sounded gay...ok maybe it was. I'm Chris Robertson, but for some reason people like to call me Star Lord. Not that I minded, he was quite a beautiful man. I mean, I don't think I'm as cute as him...Oh God I think I just scared all the homophobes away! Ok, good because this about a really beautiful man I met! Oh my God, his chocolate brown eyes, that adorable tooth gap, the way his silky smooth black hair...ok maybe I should explain myself before I get ahead here.
Chris Robertson, twenty year old guy raised in the Southern Antebellum Georgia. (Pronounced Jo Ja by us Southern folk) And yes I may look like a man who should be a red-blooded American who drinks beer, loves Football and is enthralled by Nascar, but if you were to cut me open, a High School cheerleader would pop out! I mean, I do like some beer and a bit of hunting but my family wasn't exactly the most promoting of intellectual pursuit. I mean, I always wanted to work with robotics, but my family kept on hassling me about "Getting a real job."
I probably sound like I'm going on a rant to this point, but basically we had our disagreements and I moved to San Fransokyo and I have to tell you that the city is better than the brochure! It's absolutely beautiful, but I found the more I spent my time here, the more I changed myself. Even when I just got into the campus I run into, Honey Lemon? Wow, that was an unusual name. But she was supposed to be my Campus Guide being we had the same classes and all.
My God people, I just love her! She's amazing, and you'll see why!
I walk into the campus from my apartment and I see her, "Chris?"
I nod and she looks really cute in her dress, "Honey Lemon?"
She giggles, "That's me. I know, weird name."
"Oh no, it's cool. I love your dress, by the way."
She coos, "Aw, thank you. So are you ready to tour the campus?"
I reply excitedly, "Absolutely!"
"I think you're going to get along great here."
I shrug, "I hope so."
She giggles slapping me playfully and I tease, "Ow, that hurts."
She looks over concerned at first but then sees my smirk, "Oh whatever."
My God, so much pain throughout these classes! I mean, the reason I say that is because...I hate math! I really do! Ugh, but in robotics unfortunately I have to know some of it in order to work with robotics, but still that was a bit infuriating. The Lab though, would probably be my most enjoyable yet most nerve-wrecking part of the day though.
She drags me in excitedly, "And here is the lab we all share. This is my project right here!"
She runs over to a large...black metallic ball.
I look, "Um...a medicine ball?"
She smirks and inputs various chemicals that all flow to the said ball and suddenly it turns pink and I gasp in amazement, "Wow...that's really cool!"
She smiles, "You didn't even see the best part!"
"Wait, there's more!"
She nods excitedly, simply touching the ball which it explodes in a wave of pink dust and I close my eyes, but it wasn't blinding like I thought it would be. The pink smoke fades away.
"That was really cool!"
She grins ear-to-ear, "Right!"
I hear a voice ring out, "Are you scaring the new guy, Honey Lemon?"
She rolls her eyes wiping her glasses which had the pink powder on them, "No, I was just showing him my chemical coating!"
She then rubs the back of her neck bashfully and sighs, "I guess I'll introduce you to the rest of the crew."
I follow her to a lab with an organized assortment of various tools. If they weren't labeled, I was surprised to see everything. I look over to a large black man working on a sort of sword looking apparatus.
I look at it, "Is that an energy blade?"
He looks back and smiles, "It most certainly is, with the integrity to endure cold weather, underwater and a long battery life up to three weeks."
I look over at his tools, "So I guess we like our organization, huh?"
He smiles proudly at the acknowledgement of his collection and he replies, "Everything has a place, my friend."
Honey Lemon introduces, "That's Wasabi."
We then come over to what looked like a bike with disks as wheels and I see an Asian woman working on them, blowing some gum.
"And this is Gogo."
She turns to look and shrugs getting back to her work. Jeez, talk about unwelcoming. Then we go over and I see a man in a lizard suit, that's a bit strange! Um...
I ask, "Does your lab have a mascot?"
The lizard-suited person flips their mask up to reveal a dirty blonde, "Nah, man. I'm the school mascot, Fred's my name!"
He extends his hand which I reach out to shake...little did I know I had a really firm grip which he smiles uneasily, "Wow, Hulk."
I immediately let go, "Sorry about that."
He laughs it off, "It's all good, aren't you from down South anyway?"
I ask, "How do you know?"
He smirks, "Your accent gives it away."
I stare at him...did I really have a bad accent?
"Is it that bad?" Then I realize with the fluctuation of 'bad' people start laughing and I sigh, "Wow, I guess that gives it away, huh?"
Honey Lemon wraps an arm around me, "Hiro teases me about the way I say his name all the time?"
I look back at her, "Hero?"
She nods, "You'll be working with him?"
I then look into the lab and see, the cutest guy I have ever seen! Oh no, he's alright...fuck...no Chris, no! He then looks over, "This the new guy?"
She nods and goes back to her lab and he rolls his chair over, "Relax, put your bag down. Just think of it like...San Fran Hospitality."
That was kind of corny, but I laugh at corny jokes. I sit down in another rolling chair and I look over at a large white balloon looking man then back at the scrawny teenager before me. Wow, he looked really young.
I bluntly ask, "How old are you?"
He laughs, "Eighteen...I know...I look young."
I nod my head, "Uh huh."
I look over at the big balloon man and I ask, "Do you work on car tires or something?"
He looks over at the large thing and he laughs, "Oh no, that's Baymax."
I hear a robotic voice, "Hello, I am Baymax, Hiro's Personal Healthcare Companion."
I nod my head, "So what all does he do?"
"He scans people and gives diagnosis on people. Basically a nurse."
I nod and Hiro asks, "Wanna see?"
This was weird...this wasn't going to involve deep personal invasion, was it?
I stand up answering reluctantly, "Um...sure."
The robot looks me up and down and he states, "Scan complete. You seem to be in a good health, however your heart rate is increasing...right now especially."
I look over seeing Hiro walking towards a the robot, "It appears that your hormones are also in motion and blood is flowing towards your face."
I stare at the robot, was he really just narrating my body functions right now?
"It appears that the patient has developed romantic feelings for someone in this room."
That's when the teen turns around, "Oh really now?"
Fuck, does he know? Oh God.
He leans against the counter, "So who is it? Honey Lemon?"
I place my hands up in defense, "Oh no, I um...she's a good friend and all."
I see the teen approaching me with the most smug smile anyone could have...if you weren't so damn cute I'd slap it off of you! Ugh, shit!
I feel a pair of vinyl arms grab my shoulders and I start feeling one of the best massages, "Oh wow, that feels...so good."
"With your increased heart rate, I want to make you feel comfortable."
I smile, "Oh no, I'm good...Baymax?"
"That is my name."
I elude Baymax's grip and I reply, "I'm satisfied with my care, really I am."
That seemed to have the robot turn immediately and shrink into a red box and I look over at Hiro who's just whistling as if he knew something. I look over, "Why's he doing that?"
"Oh yeah, when you say I'm satisfied with my care he deactivates."
"Oh...well that's cool." I say shyly, grabbing my bag and pulling out some books.
"Yeah...so is it Honey Lemon?"
I sigh, "No...I'm um...gay."
Suddenly he gets quiet, "Oh...so you don't like girls?"
I nod my head no, afraid of judgement. I look up at him though and he slaps my shoulder, "It's whatever, man. Fred, you have a secret admirer!"
I laugh as I hear a really loud, "Oh yeah!"
I play along, "Oh yeah, I love a man in costume!"
Honey bursts in the room, "Wait, you like Fred?"
On the other side of the door I see the same man look around, "Wait...he's..."
I put my hands up, "Yes and no, I really don't like you."
The costumed man sighs in relief, "Oh thank God...I mean I'd be flattered but um...you don't like me, right?"
I laugh, "No, man, you're not my type."
Meanwhile Honey Lemon is just processing, "Wait...so you don't like girls?"
I shrug, "Nope...not at all."
She then smiles, "So that's why you complimented my dress! I think I found a shopping buddy!"
From across the lab I hear a, "Thank God, I like this guy already!"
I could tell that was from Gogo and she definitely wasn't the type that looked like she enjoyed any activity having to do with clothes or spending time at a mall.
Fred then jokes, "Guys, we have our token black guy and our token gay guy."
I smirk and reply to Fred, "Wait, you weren't him?"
Everyone, including the unwelcoming Gogo bursts out into laughter. Hiro slaps me on the back, "Honey, I like this guy. Can we keep him?"
Aw, Hiro wants to keep me...wait! Stop it, Chris! You don't even know if he's...no you're not going to ask him! But maybe you could ask Honey Lemon...that was a topic for another day though. I just spend the rest of the time watching Hiro work on upgrades, but they look more like parts for a super suit.
I ask, "Are you like, working for Iron Man or something?"
He looks at the glove and smirks cockily, "Something like that."
"So, you're building a glove that can shoot lasers? Are you going to show that at the fair?"
He shrugs, "No, not really?"
"Um...ok then, what is it for?"
He then playfully replies, "I'm Iron-Man."
"Weird, you look cuter than Robert Downy Jr. and I'll tell you he's one beautiful man!"
A blush seems to creep on his face...wait! Oh my God I think got him. He then plays it off, "I don't think so...wait do you, ugh never mind. Just let me finish and I'll show you what you're supposed to do."
Hiro seemed to have calmed down a bit from his smug demeanor before...as if he was uncomfortable for being hit on. Maybe that was the case. It was nearing the end of the day and we were closing down the labs, as soon as we got out I stopped Hiro, "Hey Hiro?"
Backpack slung over his shoulder he nods, "What's up?"
"If I made you feel uncomfortable, I'm really sorry."
He shrugs with a smile, "Oh don't worry about it...I just never been around someone's who's um...gay."
I shrug, "Well there's a first for everything."
He laughs lightly, "Yeah, so um...see you tomorrow then."
"Alright." I beam a smile at him...I have to ask Honey Lemon tomorrow!
Please don't kill me! PLEASE DON'T!
But seriously, I hope I didn't rush too much of this. I mean, I am writing this at mid night so hopefully that doesn't show.
