Disclaimer: I do not own the song which this was inspired by [Still Around by 3OH!3] or Phineas and Ferb.
AN: This is probably really OOC. Or just Drunk!Doofenshmirtz. So...enjoy. Meh.
He raised a lazy hand holding the can of beer to his lips. His eyes were rimmed red and he could barely speak. He turned to face the door as it was flung wide open again.
"I just can't take it anymore! I can't take you anymore!" She yelled.
The rest of her bags were in her hands as she tossed them out the front door. It was late out, but he was sure all of their neighbors had definitely heard the two. He slumped off his chair and up the stairs of his almost-empty house. He opened a door to a room where a small girl lay sleeping. He kissed her forehead and she stirred from her sleep.
"Daddy?"
He smiled and choked back tears. His voice was raspier than usual as he replied, "Hey, my little girl."
She reached up and wrapped her tiny arms around his neck. She had no clue what was going on, but knew her room was empty save for a bed, blanket and pillow.
"Mommy says we're leaving. Why?"
He couldn't help the tears that started to fall. He quickly wiped them before his daughter saw and kissed the top of her head.
"Mommy and Daddy just need some time apart. But don't worry. You'll always see me." She beamed, and he couldn't help but smile just a bit. He pointed to her chest. "Especially in here."
She laughed and hugged her father tighter. The hug was interrupted by his wife, shortly to be ex-wife. She took their daughter in her arms despite the protests of the spunky brunette.
He followed them all the way to the end of the driveway, receiving a sloppy kiss from his daughter as she cried and begged her mommy to stay.
But there was nothing he could do as he watched the woman he once loved and his daughter drive away; Small hands pressed to the backseat window, reaching for her father.
