Title: Aliens made me do it
Author: Shenandoah Risu
Rating
: G
Content Flags: cuteness
Spoilers: SGU Season 1 "Space"
Characters: Eli Wallace, Chloe Armstrong
Word Count: 200-ish
Summary: "What's it look like I'm doing, Eli?"
Author's Notes: Written for the "Aliens made them do it" challenge at the LJ Comm stargateland.
Disclaimer: I don't own SGU. I wouldn't know what to do with it. Now, Young... Young I'd know what to do with. ;-)
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Aliens made me do it

"Chloe?"

"Mmhmm."

"Chloe, what are you doing?"

"What's it look like I'm doing, Eli?"

"You're drawing Hello Kitty all over my quarters."

"That's right."

Eli raised his hand, then dropped it. Chloe was covering his walls with astonishing speed – where she had found the colored Sharpies was anyone's guess. She was singing quietly to herself – the Hampster Dance theme, of all things.

"Chloe?"

"Mmhmm."

He sat down next to her and gently took her hand. She looked at him curiously, then twisted out of his grasp and placed a Hello Kitty head on his left cheek.

"Perfect," she murmured, gently pushed him aside and continued with her mural.

Eli stood there, dumbfounded, not sure what to do next. Should he get TJ? Matt? Rush?

A few minutes later Chloe capped her pen and stood back.

"Done," she declared and grinned at Eli.

"Chloe… what… why…"

She shrugged. "Abduction victim, here. The aliens made me do it. You like it?"

Eli backed away, remembering well how she had beat up two grown marines.

"It's beautiful. I love it," he stammered.

"Great," she smiled, on her way out the door. "Brody is next."

And off she went, as Eli stared at his room in quiet dismay.

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