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Chapter 1: I didn't do it!
*the ALMIGHTY PRESIDENT OF SEGA* walks down the street, a golden glow surrounding him*
APOS: Ahhh, what a lovely morning! I hope I don't get assassinated by some mysterious figure that jumps out of a alleyway!
Mysterious Figure: *jumps out of a alleyway* HA!
APOS: o_o
Mysterious Figure:*pulls out a butterknife* PREPARE TO DIE!
APOS: *looks at the butterknife, falls over* AHAHHAHA!
Mysterious Figure: *looks at the knife* u_u I KNEW I should have looked at the box before buying those knives!
APOS: *gets back up* *ahem* Well if you'll excuse me, I have to get home.
*Omochao appears*
(A/N: NO! This is not a omochao annoys everybody fic! He's just there for whatever reason!)
Omochao: Did you find a digging tool yet?
Mysterious Figure: what th- HEY! That gives me a idea! *throws a shovel at APOS*
APOS: X_X *drops to the ground*
Mysterious Figure: Thank you small blue robot!
Omochao: ^-^
Mysterious Figure: Now I MUST BE OFF! *makes a dramatic pose…then takes a nearby bus to wherever*
Omochao: 0o *flies away*
(5 minuits later)
*a giant cloud of sparks can be seen.why it's-*
Sonic: Sonic the hedgehog!
*DO NOT CUT OFF THE NARRATOR*
Sonic: 0o'
*anyways, sonic street boards down the…street. Knocking countless vehicles over*
Sonic: Ah! Such a beautiful morning! The grass is green! The sky is blue! The president of sega is lying dead on the street!
*Sonic speeds by the president of Sega, not even noticing him*
(1 hour later, sonic is sitting in tails's workshop)
Sonic:…..THE PRESIDENT OF SEGA IS LYING DEAD ON THE STREET!
(5 mins later)
Sonic: *speeds up to the president* Oh my god! He's DEAD (dun dun DUUN)
Woman: *points at sonic* POLICE! MURDER!
Sonic: 0o
GUN Officer: The hedgehog's up to no good again!
Sonic: but I-
GUN Officer: He's a psycho! Fire at will!
Sonic: O____________o *flees, followed by many bullets*
(Meanwhile, in Tails's workshop)
Tails: *listening to his theme song* WHY OH WHY do I sing like a girl!? ;
Gamma: does not compute
Tails: YOU'RE NO HELP EITHER! Why did I bother rebuilding you!?
Gamma: Frog capture complete!
Tails: 0o
(the radio turns on for no reason)
Radio: This is a special news flash!
Tails: Turn off the radio gamma.
Radio: Turn me off and DIE
Gamma: 0o
Tails: 0o
Mr. Cheese: 0o
Radio: Before I was so rudely interrupted. *ahem* The president of sega has been killed!
Tails: O_O
Gamma: does not compute
Radio: By none other then Sonic The Hedgehog!
Tails: *Gasp* Why would sonic do such a thing!?
Sonic: *bursts in* president…dead…I'm…innocent *falls over*
Tails: 0o
Sonic: I NEED HELP! THE MILITARY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
*suddenly the ground starts to shake*
Tails: u_u this is NOT a good day!
Gamma: Indeed
*knock knock*
Tails: Who's there!?
Gamma: Actually I believe somebody is at the door.
Tails:…I don't get it.
Sonic: *opens door and sees…*
Zero: Hello
Sonic: o_o
Zero: I work for GUN now, I am going to have to kill you!
Sonic: 0o
Zero: with my entire air fleet I have brought for no reason, you will die in 5 mins, good day. *closes door*
Sonic: How are we going to get out of this one!?
Mr. Cheese: I HAVE AN IDEA
Tails: 0o
Sonic: 0o
Gamma: Does not compute.
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Will they escape? What is Mr. Cheese's plan? Find out next chapter!
Chapter 1: I didn't do it!
*the ALMIGHTY PRESIDENT OF SEGA* walks down the street, a golden glow surrounding him*
APOS: Ahhh, what a lovely morning! I hope I don't get assassinated by some mysterious figure that jumps out of a alleyway!
Mysterious Figure: *jumps out of a alleyway* HA!
APOS: o_o
Mysterious Figure:*pulls out a butterknife* PREPARE TO DIE!
APOS: *looks at the butterknife, falls over* AHAHHAHA!
Mysterious Figure: *looks at the knife* u_u I KNEW I should have looked at the box before buying those knives!
APOS: *gets back up* *ahem* Well if you'll excuse me, I have to get home.
*Omochao appears*
(A/N: NO! This is not a omochao annoys everybody fic! He's just there for whatever reason!)
Omochao: Did you find a digging tool yet?
Mysterious Figure: what th- HEY! That gives me a idea! *throws a shovel at APOS*
APOS: X_X *drops to the ground*
Mysterious Figure: Thank you small blue robot!
Omochao: ^-^
Mysterious Figure: Now I MUST BE OFF! *makes a dramatic pose…then takes a nearby bus to wherever*
Omochao: 0o *flies away*
(5 minuits later)
*a giant cloud of sparks can be seen.why it's-*
Sonic: Sonic the hedgehog!
*DO NOT CUT OFF THE NARRATOR*
Sonic: 0o'
*anyways, sonic street boards down the…street. Knocking countless vehicles over*
Sonic: Ah! Such a beautiful morning! The grass is green! The sky is blue! The president of sega is lying dead on the street!
*Sonic speeds by the president of Sega, not even noticing him*
(1 hour later, sonic is sitting in tails's workshop)
Sonic:…..THE PRESIDENT OF SEGA IS LYING DEAD ON THE STREET!
(5 mins later)
Sonic: *speeds up to the president* Oh my god! He's DEAD (dun dun DUUN)
Woman: *points at sonic* POLICE! MURDER!
Sonic: 0o
GUN Officer: The hedgehog's up to no good again!
Sonic: but I-
GUN Officer: He's a psycho! Fire at will!
Sonic: O____________o *flees, followed by many bullets*
(Meanwhile, in Tails's workshop)
Tails: *listening to his theme song* WHY OH WHY do I sing like a girl!? ;
Gamma: does not compute
Tails: YOU'RE NO HELP EITHER! Why did I bother rebuilding you!?
Gamma: Frog capture complete!
Tails: 0o
(the radio turns on for no reason)
Radio: This is a special news flash!
Tails: Turn off the radio gamma.
Radio: Turn me off and DIE
Gamma: 0o
Tails: 0o
Mr. Cheese: 0o
Radio: Before I was so rudely interrupted. *ahem* The president of sega has been killed!
Tails: O_O
Gamma: does not compute
Radio: By none other then Sonic The Hedgehog!
Tails: *Gasp* Why would sonic do such a thing!?
Sonic: *bursts in* president…dead…I'm…innocent *falls over*
Tails: 0o
Sonic: I NEED HELP! THE MILITARY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
*suddenly the ground starts to shake*
Tails: u_u this is NOT a good day!
Gamma: Indeed
*knock knock*
Tails: Who's there!?
Gamma: Actually I believe somebody is at the door.
Tails:…I don't get it.
Sonic: *opens door and sees…*
Zero: Hello
Sonic: o_o
Zero: I work for GUN now, I am going to have to kill you!
Sonic: 0o
Zero: with my entire air fleet I have brought for no reason, you will die in 5 mins, good day. *closes door*
Sonic: How are we going to get out of this one!?
Mr. Cheese: I HAVE AN IDEA
Tails: 0o
Sonic: 0o
Gamma: Does not compute.
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Will they escape? What is Mr. Cheese's plan? Find out next chapter!
