Disclaimer: I don't own sonic (;_;) though if I did…this disclaimer woudn't be her3

Chapter 1: I didn't do it!

*the ALMIGHTY PRESIDENT OF SEGA* walks down the street, a golden glow surrounding him*

APOS: Ahhh, what a lovely morning! I hope I don't get assassinated by some mysterious figure that jumps out of a alleyway!

Mysterious Figure: *jumps out of a alleyway* HA!

APOS: o_o

Mysterious Figure:*pulls out a butterknife* PREPARE TO DIE!

APOS: *looks at the butterknife, falls over* AHAHHAHA!

Mysterious Figure: *looks at the knife* u_u I KNEW I should have looked at the box before buying those knives!

APOS: *gets back up* *ahem* Well if you'll excuse me, I have to get home.

*Omochao appears*

(A/N: NO! This is not a omochao annoys everybody fic! He's just there for whatever reason!)

Omochao: Did you find a digging tool yet?

Mysterious Figure: what th- HEY! That gives me a idea! *throws a shovel at APOS*

APOS: X_X *drops to the ground*

Mysterious Figure: Thank you small blue robot!

Omochao: ^-^

Mysterious Figure: Now I MUST BE OFF! *makes a dramatic pose…then takes a nearby bus to wherever*

Omochao: 0o *flies away*

(5 minuits later)

*a giant cloud of sparks can be seen.why it's-*

Sonic: Sonic the hedgehog!

*DO NOT CUT OFF THE NARRATOR*

Sonic: 0o'

*anyways, sonic street boards down the…street. Knocking countless vehicles over*

Sonic: Ah! Such a beautiful morning! The grass is green! The sky is blue! The president of sega is lying dead on the street!

*Sonic speeds by the president of Sega, not even noticing him*

(1 hour later, sonic is sitting in tails's workshop)

Sonic:…..THE PRESIDENT OF SEGA IS LYING DEAD ON THE STREET!

(5 mins later)

Sonic: *speeds up to the president* Oh my god! He's DEAD (dun dun DUUN)

Woman: *points at sonic* POLICE! MURDER!

Sonic: 0o

GUN Officer: The hedgehog's up to no good again!

Sonic: but I-

GUN Officer: He's a psycho! Fire at will!

Sonic: O____________o *flees, followed by many bullets*

(Meanwhile, in Tails's workshop)

Tails: *listening to his theme song* WHY OH WHY do I sing like a girl!? ;

Gamma: does not compute

Tails: YOU'RE NO HELP EITHER! Why did I bother rebuilding you!?

Gamma: Frog capture complete!

Tails: 0o

(the radio turns on for no reason)

Radio: This is a special news flash!

Tails: Turn off the radio gamma.

Radio: Turn me off and DIE

Gamma: 0o

Tails: 0o

Mr. Cheese: 0o

Radio: Before I was so rudely interrupted. *ahem* The president of sega has been killed!

Tails: O_O

Gamma: does not compute

Radio: By none other then Sonic The Hedgehog!

Tails: *Gasp* Why would sonic do such a thing!?

Sonic: *bursts in* president…dead…I'm…innocent *falls over*

Tails: 0o

Sonic: I NEED HELP! THE MILITARY IS TRYING TO KILL ME!

*suddenly the ground starts to shake*

Tails: u_u this is NOT a good day!

Gamma: Indeed

*knock knock*

Tails: Who's there!?

Gamma: Actually I believe somebody is at the door.

Tails:…I don't get it.

Sonic: *opens door and sees…*

Zero: Hello

Sonic: o_o

Zero: I work for GUN now, I am going to have to kill you!

Sonic: 0o

Zero: with my entire air fleet I have brought for no reason, you will die in 5 mins, good day. *closes door*

Sonic: How are we going to get out of this one!?

Mr. Cheese: I HAVE AN IDEA

Tails: 0o

Sonic: 0o

Gamma: Does not compute.

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Will they escape? What is Mr. Cheese's plan? Find out next chapter!