I was so close to the ground before you found me
Everything I saw was from below
Humans are so ugly from down there
The experience was miserable at first
A pain in the ass
But then I felt you
Inside me, hard, and piercing my brain
I could not get you out of my head
You became a part of me
My new perch is a lovely one
You are so long, stiff, and sturdy
I could stay here forever
With the blood dripping down my teeth
And you, sharpened at both ends
No one will be brave enough to disturb us
