I was so close to the ground before you found me

Everything I saw was from below

Humans are so ugly from down there

The experience was miserable at first

A pain in the ass

But then I felt you

Inside me, hard, and piercing my brain

I could not get you out of my head

You became a part of me

My new perch is a lovely one

You are so long, stiff, and sturdy

I could stay here forever

With the blood dripping down my teeth

And you, sharpened at both ends

No one will be brave enough to disturb us