NerdGangsta presents…

CLARE VS. FITZ PART 1

Setting- The Dot

( Clare, Eli, and Adam are sitting at a table and Fitz comes up to them )

Eli- Go away

Clare- No! He's my second boyfriend.

Eli- What!

Clare- Don't take it personally but you are becoming more of a good guy and I need a BAD guy in my life,

Eli- Fine! I guess we are over.

Clare- No! I want to date both of you.

Eli- You can't date both of us.

Fitz- Then I guess I'll have to get rid of the competition

( Fitz pulls out a knife )

Adam- Thanks Fitz! I needed that.

( Adam grabbed the knife from Fitz and started cutting up his apple )

Fitz- Um…May I have that back?

( He looks at Adam and shakes his head )

Adam- Oh….Sure!

( Adam gives the knife back to Fitz )

( Fitz comes at Eli with the knife)

( Eli gives Adam a confused look )

Eli- Can I borrow that for a second

Fitz- Um….Sure?

( Fitz give Eli the knife and Eli stabs Adam in the head)

Adam- Ow! What was that for?

Eli- For being stupid

Adam- That is no reason to stab me in the head

Eli- Well I'm sorry…Friends?

Adam- Friends.

( Adam gets up with the knife still stuck in his head )

Adam- Well I'm going to the hospital now, see you guys at school!

Fitz- Wait! My knife.

Adam- Oh well, I give it to you tomorrow.

Fitz- Just make sure it doesn't have any blood on it.

Adam- OK, bye.

Eli, Fitz, Clare- Bye

( Adam leaves )

Eli- You need therapy

Fitz- No I don't!

( Fitz's phone rings and he answers it )

Fitz's Mommy- Mark, sweetie, I have decided to sign you up for therapy.

Fitz- Mom!

Eli- Told you

Fitz- OK, when do I start?

Fitz's Mommy- Right now, so come home and clean up yourself.

Fitz- Mom!

Fitz's Mommy- You heard me!

Fitz- Fine.

( Fitz hangs up )

Eli- Have fun in therapy! J

Fitz- Mnah!

( Fitz leaves )

Clare- So…..wanna make out?

Eli- Why?

Clare- I'm bored.

Eli- Ok

( Eli and Clare make out )

NEXT DAY

Setting- Degrassi

( Eli is at his locker )

( Fitz skips down the hallway like a little girl )

Fitz- La, La, La, La, La, La, La

( Fitz come up to Eli )

Fitz- Hey BFF!

Eli- Hi…

( Awkward silence )

Eli- Have fun in therapy?

Fitz- Yea! We all learned that happiness is the best thing in life!

Eli- Ok….

( More awkward silence )

Eli- Are you like….gay or something?

Fitz- Isn't it obvious

Eli- Um…..

Fitz- And while in therapy I have suddenly gained these strong feelings Eli.

Eli- I'm not gay.

Fitz- Not yet…

Eli- Aren't you going out with Clare?

Fitz- That reminds me, I have to tell her that I have become gay and can no longer be with her.

Eli-So does this mean Clare belongs to me now?

Fitz- She is all yours...well….not until we are dating though.

Eli- Fitz, I told you, I'm not gay.

Fitz- Not yet….

( Fitz walks over to Clare )

Fitz- Clare….I have just recently became gay and I don't think I should be with you.

Clare- What are you saying?

Fitz- How do I put this in a nice way…..I'm dumping you.

Clare- Fine! I guess I belong to Eli.

Fitz- No! I will belong to Eli.

( Fitz goes up to Eli and kisses him )

Eli- Dude! What are you doing? I told you I'm not gay!

Fitz- Not yet…..

Clare- Go away Fitz! No one likes you!

( Fitz starts crying )

Fitz- How could you say that Clare! I thought you were my friend.

Clare- I was until you dumped me and kissed my other boyfriend!

( Adam is standing beside Eli and watching the whole thing )

Adam- I need me some popcorn this is the best entertainment I've had all week.

( Eli randomly pulls popcorn out of is pocket and gives Adam the popcorn )

( Fitz try's to hit Clare but missed and hit the popcorn out of Adam's hand )

Adam- Hey! I was gonna eat that!

( Clare runs at Fitz with full force and jumps and his back )

( They start fighting but then a teacher came up to them and split them up)

Fitz- This isn't over! Eli will be mine!

Clare- You wish!