NerdGangsta presents…
CLARE VS. FITZ PART 1
Setting- The Dot
( Clare, Eli, and Adam are sitting at a table and Fitz comes up to them )
Eli- Go away
Clare- No! He's my second boyfriend.
Eli- What!
Clare- Don't take it personally but you are becoming more of a good guy and I need a BAD guy in my life,
Eli- Fine! I guess we are over.
Clare- No! I want to date both of you.
Eli- You can't date both of us.
Fitz- Then I guess I'll have to get rid of the competition
( Fitz pulls out a knife )
Adam- Thanks Fitz! I needed that.
( Adam grabbed the knife from Fitz and started cutting up his apple )
Fitz- Um…May I have that back?
( He looks at Adam and shakes his head )
Adam- Oh….Sure!
( Adam gives the knife back to Fitz )
( Fitz comes at Eli with the knife)
( Eli gives Adam a confused look )
Eli- Can I borrow that for a second
Fitz- Um….Sure?
( Fitz give Eli the knife and Eli stabs Adam in the head)
Adam- Ow! What was that for?
Eli- For being stupid
Adam- That is no reason to stab me in the head
Eli- Well I'm sorry…Friends?
Adam- Friends.
( Adam gets up with the knife still stuck in his head )
Adam- Well I'm going to the hospital now, see you guys at school!
Fitz- Wait! My knife.
Adam- Oh well, I give it to you tomorrow.
Fitz- Just make sure it doesn't have any blood on it.
Adam- OK, bye.
Eli, Fitz, Clare- Bye
( Adam leaves )
Eli- You need therapy
Fitz- No I don't!
( Fitz's phone rings and he answers it )
Fitz's Mommy- Mark, sweetie, I have decided to sign you up for therapy.
Fitz- Mom!
Eli- Told you
Fitz- OK, when do I start?
Fitz's Mommy- Right now, so come home and clean up yourself.
Fitz- Mom!
Fitz's Mommy- You heard me!
Fitz- Fine.
( Fitz hangs up )
Eli- Have fun in therapy! J
Fitz- Mnah!
( Fitz leaves )
Clare- So…..wanna make out?
Eli- Why?
Clare- I'm bored.
Eli- Ok
( Eli and Clare make out )
NEXT DAY
Setting- Degrassi
( Eli is at his locker )
( Fitz skips down the hallway like a little girl )
Fitz- La, La, La, La, La, La, La
( Fitz come up to Eli )
Fitz- Hey BFF!
Eli- Hi…
( Awkward silence )
Eli- Have fun in therapy?
Fitz- Yea! We all learned that happiness is the best thing in life!
Eli- Ok….
( More awkward silence )
Eli- Are you like….gay or something?
Fitz- Isn't it obvious
Eli- Um…..
Fitz- And while in therapy I have suddenly gained these strong feelings Eli.
Eli- I'm not gay.
Fitz- Not yet…
Eli- Aren't you going out with Clare?
Fitz- That reminds me, I have to tell her that I have become gay and can no longer be with her.
Eli-So does this mean Clare belongs to me now?
Fitz- She is all yours...well….not until we are dating though.
Eli- Fitz, I told you, I'm not gay.
Fitz- Not yet….
( Fitz walks over to Clare )
Fitz- Clare….I have just recently became gay and I don't think I should be with you.
Clare- What are you saying?
Fitz- How do I put this in a nice way…..I'm dumping you.
Clare- Fine! I guess I belong to Eli.
Fitz- No! I will belong to Eli.
( Fitz goes up to Eli and kisses him )
Eli- Dude! What are you doing? I told you I'm not gay!
Fitz- Not yet…..
Clare- Go away Fitz! No one likes you!
( Fitz starts crying )
Fitz- How could you say that Clare! I thought you were my friend.
Clare- I was until you dumped me and kissed my other boyfriend!
( Adam is standing beside Eli and watching the whole thing )
Adam- I need me some popcorn this is the best entertainment I've had all week.
( Eli randomly pulls popcorn out of is pocket and gives Adam the popcorn )
( Fitz try's to hit Clare but missed and hit the popcorn out of Adam's hand )
Adam- Hey! I was gonna eat that!
( Clare runs at Fitz with full force and jumps and his back )
( They start fighting but then a teacher came up to them and split them up)
Fitz- This isn't over! Eli will be mine!
Clare- You wish!
