Black Butler is owned by Yana Toboso, this fanfiction is owned by me. Enjoy.

I am simply one hell of a butler, I make humans cower in fear,

When I get out my knives, I end people's lives, let us just make that clear.

I am simply one hell of a butler, bound by contract to a boy named Ciel,

I make perfect sweets and I always look neat, in spite of being born in hell.

I am simply one hell of butler, have been since my contract was sealed,

When I assume my true form I can cook up a storm, and I can do it while wearing heels.

Hope you enjoyed my rather silly little poem about Sebastian! Bye for now~

-Kitty x