This is a fun little short I've had bouncing around my head for awhile. Enjoy.

The night air was cold and blowing, but unfelt by the majestic fox. He was on a mission and would not be detered. No matter what stood before him Kyubi would not stop at anything until he had achieved his desire... his obsession. He must have it! It's HIS, or at least it will be! Nothing will stand in his way! Not even that blonde guy and his toad!

The village heard a deafening roar, but in actuality Kyubi yelled, "RRRAAAMMMEEENNNN!"

Almost there! He could practically taste the heavenly goodness, Kami's gift to the world! Even the Shinigami had come to partake in the blessing...Wait, what?

'NOOOO! Don't do it, I haven't eaten the ramen yet! So close! Curse you, Fourth Hokage!'

I know this is short, and not how the anime went...but this is fanfiction and I've been sitting on this since I first started watching the show.