Enter The Siren

Disclaimer: This was something of a request from Silver-Infinite and the idea was just too good to pass up. Set shortly after the mid-season finale of season 5 of Arrow and of course, I own nothing but what you see here.


He stood there, gaping in shock and surprise over the sight of a smiling Dinah Laurel Lance. Who was somehow alive and well though it shouldn't be possible. Unless someone screwed around with time again or brought this Laurel from another Earth. Though he wasn't sure which he would have preferred with that scenario since messing with time usually had some kind of consequence according to Barry and his friends. Laurel stepped up to him with that smile still in place and he did nothing but stay where he was. "What? Cat got your tongue?" Asked the woman cheekily.

"I… You're… How?" Stuttered out Oliver uncharacteristically.

Laurel merely shook her head while she rolled her eyes. "While you being a bit tongue tied is a little amusing, well actually, very amusing since I've never really seen that reaction from you before. I'm afraid I'm going to need you to re-boot your brain a little faster."

No answer was given, making the woman shake her head again over it as she walked around him and took in everything again. "I must admit, Ollie, this is a rather impressive set up you have here. Much more so then the one your father has anyway."

"My… My father?" Asked Oliver numbly.

"And you speak! Admittedly, not the words I was hoping you would say but I suppose it works."

"But yes, your father. He's basically you on my Earth."

"You're, he, alive?"

A disgusted sigh came from Laurel and she came over to him and decked him hard in the face. Causing him to stumble back in shock and look at her with a hand on his face. He then got an angry look on his face and charged at her without really thinking about it. Though he soon found himself on his back thanks to an expert flip from the Laurel look a like. A chuckle could be heard as she looked down at him. "Mmm, I'm afraid you're going to have to try a lot harder then that."

With an angry frown, he shot up and the two traded blows. Though she managed to effortlessly block every strike he made at her. Making Oliver feel even more annoyed over the whole damned thing. He soon found himself landing against a gun rack and causing it to fall over with a crash and a groan from him. Laurel sauntered over to him with a laugh on her face, clearly enjoying herself in that moment as she'd longed to put a hurting on the man who had hurt her so. Of course she wasn't going to put too much of a hurting on him after all. She wanted to try out the good girl thing and what better way then to do so with this Earth's Oliver Queen? Plus it gave her the added benefit of occasionally making his life a living Hell! What's not to love about that!? The fact this Earth's her was dead would probably present a few issues though but she figured she could work on those to her liking.

"Why, why are you doing this? Are you working with Prometheus!? Did he somehow manage to bring you here to make our lives even worse!?" Asked Oliver in anger as he forced himself up with a glare directed at her.

Another laugh came from her as she sauntered to him with a smirk on her lips. "I'm sorry, but I don't have a single clue as to who this 'Prometheus' is. Sounds kinda like a pretentious asshole however. As for why I'm doing this? Sweetheart, you hurt me deeply and since you died on my Earth, my issues with you have festered a good long while since I wasn't able to resolve them with you. Fighting your dear old dad didn't do anything for me either aside from causing him to break a sweat and maybe pull a muscle."

He swung at her but she ducked it and then leg sweeped him, effectively knocking him to the ground and then pinning him. "And also, my sweet asshole of a lover? The only person who's life I want to make a living Hell is yours. I've also been here on this Earth for months." He looked shocked at that and she had to grin and even chuckle some.

"Oh ho! Your BFF Barry never told you about me did he? About how I came here upon Zoom's request to do a little this and a little of that to keep Barry and his friends distracted. Not that it did Zoom any good of course but that's besides the point."

"But that was months ago!"

She nodded at that with her face in a fake pout to mock him. "That's right baby. It was. And I've been in a tiny ass little cell all that time too. Which let me tell you, that thing sucked!" Thank God for random power outages! Power outages she used to her advantage to get the Hell out of that damned cell and as far from STAR Labs and Central City as possible!

Granted, the fact this Earth's Oliver was so damned different then her own had been a Hell of a shock to her. Not that it lessened her desire to kick his ass any of course. Oliver growled and tried to get her off him but it was doing him no good. Idly making him wonder if Susan's Alcohol and their little get together made him a bit on the useless side. "I'm going to have a long, probably painful, but important talk with him as soon as I get the chance." Grumbled the archer unhappily.

"Hmm, and what makes you think you're going to live long enough to have that talk with him?" Asked Laurel challengingly and with a maddening smirk on her lips.

"Cause, I know that despite how unhappy you are with me, you don't want to kill me."

Looking up for a moment with a look of consideration on her face, she then shrugged and looked back down at him. "I suppose you have a point."

"I have my moments. Now, can you get off of me?"

"Aww, but you didn't say the magic word." Sing songed Laurel and making him glare at her.

She made little kissy noises at him in return. "I don't say please." Growled the man.

"Ooh, that sounds really hot." Fake shivered Laurel.

A laugh escaped her as he finally found it in him to force her off him. Only for him to be on top of her this time. "Ooh, that was hot." Came the purred words.

Even running her hands down his back and causing him to force himself not to react to it. "Oh come on, you know you liked it. A girl doesn't like to see her efforts not be recognized in a nice way after all. And besides… I've been locked up and this girl has some needs that need some serious attention on."

"Not happening."

Raising an eyebrow at him challengingly, she forced him on to his back and straddled him with another smirk on her lips. "Oh its going to happen lover. Several times. All over this place even because I've got one Hell of an itch that needs scratching." Laurel informed him with a purr that honestly made him feel turned on.

I'm either in Hell or Heaven right now. Really not sure which.

Lowering herself down on him, she captured his lips in a kiss and he soon found himself returning it. Wrapping his arms around her as they really got into it. "Mmm, its time to… Enter the Siren. And believe you me, its going to feel like both Heaven and Hell for you."

A groan came from Oliver after that. "That was terrible."

Grinning at him, the two got back to kissing and nothing more was really said between the two after that for quite awhile as they got quite busy with one another. Learning or perhaps re-learning about one another in all sorts of ways as they did so for many an hour. "WHAT THE F**K!?" Screamed out a surprised and highly disturbed Rene Ramirez as he came further into the Bunker and saw the two naked figures on a coat cuddled up together in the middle of all the computers Felicity and the team used.

His shout caused the two spring up to their feet and once Laurel saw the newcomer's face, she couldn't help but laugh while Oliver tried to cover themselves up. "I think… I think I'm just gonna come back later." Muttered Rene in shock as he turned around and walked off.

"WAIT! RENE!" Shouted Oliver but it was no use as Laurel continued to laugh.

As that was the best damned bit of entertainment she'd had in quite awhile! Privately making her want to thank Zoom for bringing her here months ago and then getting captured. As this moment made it all worth it!


Author's Notes: Heh, yeah, this clearly took a wild turn but I think it works regardless. Not sure there will be a follow up to this but if there's demand for it, there might be one! R and R! And hopefully I did a good job capturing Earth-2 Laurel.