Hey~ Just an idea I had decided to put into words! Warning! For those who have not seen Wreck-It Ralph, this contains spoilers!
Anyway, on with it!
Prologue: The Villains Support Group Meeting
"So, yeah, my name is Mathias, though gamers know me as Ralph. I've been wrecking buildings for a long time. I live in the stump of a tree I cut down in a dump. And I mean seriously, it is a dump, full of bricks. I've got a big mouth and a bad temper.
So anyway, this is how the game goes: My stump gets moved to the dump, which seriously sucks! I start wrecking the building of nice land. Then Berwald, aka Fix-It Felix Jr. comes up and starts repairing the damage. I know the guy makes good furniture in his spare time and all, but seriously? It can't be that hard with a magic hammer. Anyway, he makes it to the top, and I get thrown off the roof into the mud. That's my story."
The spiky-haired character looked up to the sound of clapping and got a pat on the back from the nearby albino.
"Now, Mathias, I've been inviting you here to become one with me—I mean, to the meeting of Villains for a long time now. Why is it only now you agree to come tonight, da?" Mathias looked over at the ghost character in the middle that, in all honesty, freaked him out a little.
"Well, Blinky," "please, call me Ivan, da?" "Well, Ivan tonight is actually the thirtieth anniversary of our game."
Whoops and cheers and "Awesome man!" Filled the room, making the blonde smile. Then he sighed. "The thing is, I'm tired of being the bad guy."
Gasps filled the room. A dark purple aura surrounded Ivan. "You're not going Germania, are you?"
"What?! No, I'm not; I'm just kind of tired of it all, is all!" Mathias gestured quickly, holding up his hands.
"Ah, I know what you mean!" Said the cheerful, rather muscular albino wrestler. "You do?" "Of course! There was once a time when I got tired of it all. But then I remembered, if the awesome me is not there to pound people's faces in and crush skulls between his awesome thighs, then who will?" The albino pounded a fist against his chest, a grin on his face.
"Thank you, Gilbert." Replied Ivan. "Hercules, something you want to add?" The zombie a few chairs away nodded slowly. "We…bad guys needed…no game…without us." The zombie murmured slowly.
"An excellent point, Hercules, and a good note to end on!" The ghost said. "Will everyone stand up and say the anthem?"
The characters stood up and began to talk, "I am bad, and that is good. I will never be good, and that is not bad." "Excellent, I will see you all in a week. If you want to become one with me, just ask! Hercules, do not forget your sword!"
On the way to the train that would take him to the main station between the games, Mathias spotted some cherries and grabbed them. Happily munching them as he got on the lift.
So Freaking Short! I just wanted to put it out there though, see what people think of it. As you guessed, it's a Wreck-it-Ralph, Hetalia cross over. Mostly starring the Nordics!
Wreck-It Ralph-Mathias-Denmark
Fix-it Felix Jr.-Berwald-Sweden
Blinky-Ivan-Russia
Zombie-Hercules-Greece (Yeah I made Greece the zombie XD)
Wrestler-Gilbert-Prussia
Yes, Ivan is the ghost of pac-man. Cyber brownies to the person who guesses who pac-man is.
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