(A/N: Not a big Twilight fan, but I thought of this. I have nothing against Twilight fans though)
The Cullens (and Bella) were slammed against the wall by an invisible force. A tall man with slicked black hair, suit, talisman, and cloak was before them. "It's payback time wannabes." said the Lord of Vampires.
"Who the hell are you?" asked Bella. "Dracula b****" Dracula ran to Edward and tore him off the wall.
Dracula repeated punched Edward in the face, forcing the skull inward, "This is for making us sissies!" When he was done, Dracula grabbed Edward's nipples and twist. Edward was dead…er.
"Edward! No! Why wasn't it me!" yelled Bella. "Yeah…about that." Dracula grabbed Bella and slammed her against the wall a couple of times and yelled, "This is for making us suck!" Dracula then bit her neck and sucked (what remained) of her blood.
Emmet was next, Dracula gabbed him and started punching him in the face "This is for making us sparkle!" He then ripped Emmett's head off.
Dracula grabbed Alice and tore her arm off yelling, "This is for making us resemble PIXIES! THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF VAMPIRES! (Other then werewolves of course)" Dracula just had the thought and Alice was lit on fire.
Rosily was after her, "This is for making us weaker than THE FREAKIN' SEASAME STREET VAMPIRE! (Remind me to go after him later)." Dracula dragged Rosily by her hair, into a room with a chainsaw, a lead pipe, and a rubber duck.
Jasper listened helplessly in horror as screams of terror and pain came from the room. Dracula walked out of the room licking his finger, covered in blood. "Wow that was a lot of blood."
Now it finally Jasper. Dracula took him off the wall and throw him across the room several times. Dracula then yelled, "I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M KILLING YOU!" Dracula stood by the window and dropped the vampire, who was dying.
As Jasper was beginning to fade to the Hereafter, he said, "Wait…you're in the Sun."
Dracula looked outside, "OH Crap!" Dracula then exploded.
(A/N: There, they're dead, no more Twilight for me.)
