One monster
Two monster
Red monster
Blue monster.
.
Black monsters
Blue monsters
Old monsters
New monsters.
One has a lot of blood
One is made of a lot of mud
Say! What a bunch
Of monsters there are.
.
Yes. Some are red. And some are blue.
Some are old. And many are new.
.
Why are they
Running, staying, and fighting?
I do not know.
Go ask your dad, Poseidon.
.
Some are slow.
And some are fast.
The fast one has
An evil past.
.
From Rome to Greece, from Greece to Rome,
Evil monsters
Are in our heads.
.
Here are those
Who like to kill.
They kill with free will
Till they get their fill.
Oh monster!
Oh friend!
Oh monster!
Oh friend!
What a bunch
Of evil things go by.
.
Some have big weapons
And some have small ones.
Some have tall weapons
And some have short ones.
.
Where does the hate come from?
I can't really say.
But I bet it has come far away from a sunny day.
.
We see them fight.
We see them kill.
Some are dead.
And some have fled.
.
Some are fast.
And some are slow.
No few of them
Like to dilly-dally
Don't ask Percy why.
Go ask his mother Sally.
Say!
Look at their heads!
One, two, three…
How many heads
Do I count?
.
One, two, three, four,
Five, six, seven,
Eight, nine, ten.
He has eleven!
.
Eleven!
This is something new.
I wish I had
Eleven heads, too!
Sound!
Sound!
Sound!
Did you ever ride a hellhound?
I have a hellhound
Who weighs just a million pounds.
.
But
I know a man
Whose last name sounds like a Clown
Mr. Clown has a seven million pound hellhound
.
So . . .
If you like to go Sound! Sound
Just measure of the pounds of a hellhound with sounds.
We like our swords
They have one blade
Our Lords
Scream at us from the back,
You see.
.
We like our swords
And this is why:
They make sure we don't get bored
And make the monsters cry.
Yes, this is incredibly stupid. I might write more, though. I've never written a parody before. It feels odd. And stupid, if I haven't mentioned that.
I am so sick of doing math homework. I mean, who in the fricking universe is going to use simple and compound interest every day of their lives except for bankers? People, what are calculators for?! The fact that I just spent three hours calculating the interest for Christmas hats (by hand. And how many hats does a person need?) is proof that our generation is moving backward. I should have taken regular seventh-grade math. Jk. End rant on math.
I just want to take a quick moment to thank my current wonderful reviewers - animaljam, PscyhoNerdGirl, DrakonOwl21195, Kori A. Grayson, TheLittleDeformedOne and Eeveelutions Are Awesome. I love you all :)
-WGG
