Disclaimer: I do not own anything
Yesterday me and Lissa could go to the mall, ofcourse with a bunch of bodyguards.
I made a ridiculously stupid thing, but I definately don´t regret my action.
So, I got a tattoo and it isn´t anything got to do with Strigois. I now have an exquisite tattoo on my hand, it´s a sword with a snake surrounding it.
I stepped out of my room and I immediately saw Ralph. I wonder where his „bed warmerer" Jesse is.
„Hi Rose!" he yelled and got closer. When he saw my tattoo, I swear his eyes went ten times wider.
„What is that?" Ralph asked. Gosh, he can ask so smart questions. There goes my beautiful morning.
„It´s my reward for spanking your mother with a hairbrush." I said with a smirk on my face.
„You must have been pretty drunk when you got that." He said ignoring my sarcasm. He can be so annoying.
„Yep, and I saved two bucks because I found my own needle in an alley." I answered.
„You´re one of those freaks aren´t you?" he asked.
„Jealous?" I said and walked away. I got a feeling that those aren´t the last stupid questions.
I saw that Mason was standing against the wall.
„Hi Mase!" I said and made my way to him. First thing Mason saw was my tattoo.
„Did it hurt?" he asked while watching it.
„No, I just like the feeling of 1800 puncture wounds being made every minute."
He just chuckled.
„Okay, okay, but why did you do it?" Mason asked.
„If I would have known that everyone are going to ask stupid questions, I might have reconsidered." I said honeslty.
„Thats permanent you know.." he said serously.
„For the price I paid it better be!" I said while watching my brandnew tattoo.
I excused myself and left him there. I was starting to get irritated.
„Why are you wandering around like a lost puppy?"
I turned around and saw Eddie.
„I´m trying to hide from stupid questions." I said.
Eddies mouth hang open, when he saw my tattoo. Here we go again...
„Is that real?" he asked
„Yes, but only outline. I colored the rest with crayons." I sighed. He ignored my face expression and decided to ask more questions.
„Won´t you regret that when you´re 80?"
„Hey, if someone still wants to look at me when I´m 80, I´m going to be pretty happy indeed."
„Well, but did it hurt?"
„No, I was born without nerve endings." I answered. Eddie shook his head and laughed.
„Rose I have to go. Good luck hiding from stupid questions. You´re gonna need it, a lot." He said and went away.
Suddenly I felt someone was behind me. I rapidly turned around and saw Jesse. Fantastic!
„Rose did I suprise you?" He asked with a stupid smile.
„No you didn´t. I could smell you from miles away." I said already annoyed with his presence.
„You know Ro...What is that?" he asked while pointing on my bodyart.
„It´s a birth defect"
„I can see that, but did it hurt?" he asked with big eyes.
„What do you THINK? Oh sorry, didn´t mean to bring up a sore subject." I was getting sick of these questions.
„Why did you do it?" he asked.
„I got it in prison for killing someone who asked too many questions." I said with a glare.
„Are you thretening me? Anyway, you know I have news for you. That thing on your arm is permanent you know?" Jesse said and looked at me with a stupid expression.
„No it comes off with a sandpaper and a good wirebrush."
„What ever" he seemed to be thinking about something.
„What did your parents say?" he decided to ask. I almost punched him. Instead I breathed deep and said: „My dad stabbed me, but thats OK, because my mom dropped the gun when she saw the blood."
Jesse looked at me, mouth hanging open. I just went away quickly before I lose control.
I went to eat and tried to contain my anger. If these questions will continue I will become a murderer at the end of the day.
„Is that real?" Christian asked and sat next to me.
„No it´s a new magic trick I´m practising." I said while calming myself.
„Did it hurt?" he wondered.
„Not as much as looking at you! Did it hurt when they removed your brain?" I said and gave him a murderous glare. He ignored me like everyone else and went on with his questioning.
„Thats permanent you know..."
„So is you´re plain skin"
„I would NEVER do that!" said Christian and watched Lissa when she sat down.
„I know" I said and sighed.
„Rose, I didn´t even ask you yesterday. Did it hurt when you got a tattoo?" asked Lissa.
Calm yourself down Rose and try not to hurt her.
„Only first 6 hours, then I became numb"
Christian snorted. But Lissa decided to push her luck.
„Won´t you regret that when you´re 80?"
„No worse than my tits will look when I´m eighty, I imagine." I answered and walked to my training with Dimitri.
„Hi Dimitri!" I said. He was a ray of sunshine of my terrible day. He looked at my tattoo and asked: „Won´t you regret that when you´re 80?"
„Will I still be alive when I´m eighty?" I asked and started running my circles.
A/N: Let's play horse. I'll be in the front and you just be yourself! You just gotta love this sentence.
