Chapter 1
(Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story.)
"How did you forget yet another one of our anniversaries, Peter?" asked Lois on the day of their anniversary. It was 1:00 A.M, and Peter had just came in. "Wait Lois, I... I can explain." Said Peter. "So there I..."
"Hold the phone!" yells Brian, as him and Stewie came in the room, pulling up chairs next to the spot where Peter was. "Oh God, we've got to hear this one." Said Stewie. "I can just hear it. Hilaaaaarious!"
"Ha Ha Ha...Ha!" Peter said sarcastically. "Very funny. Anyway, so there I was, in the middle of the Drunken Clam. Boy, we got so drunk that night we couldn't tell up from down. They all let us get to our maximum drunkenness, and then they kidnapped us Lois, KIDNAPPED US! But we were too strong."
They went into a flashback, where Peter and the others were being led into an abandoned warehouse, with rusty pipes laid everywhere. Then Unexpectedly,
Peter broke out of the shackles he was in, picked up one of the pipes on the ground and beat the guards bloody and senseless. They all ran away, and exited the flashback.
" Well, that would explain the blood on your shirt" Lois said as she saw Peter's shirt.
"Yeah, it would," said Peter in awe. "You know, I…"
"Or maybe you were playing with one of my tampons again!" she yelled.
Then they went into another flashback, except this time they were at the Drunken Clam, and everybody was drunk, lying on the floor.
"Hey Quagmire, I got one of my wife's tampons! He said drunkenly, and everybody started cheering. Then they exited the flashback.
"Peter, this is it!" Lois began. "I'm sick of you forgetting everything that's ever mattered to me! I'm moving out!"
Peter started yelling out the door.
"Aww, Lois. Don't be such a b! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I just got a little…b!
