Disclaimer: I don't own Sanic; I don't own Hetalia. All I own is my own insanity.
Enjoy ~Doe Eyes At Dusk
Austria (to Prussia): I will now express my anger towards you through a song.
Prussia: Piano is never a good way to show emotions! Kesesesese!
Austria: *throws piano at Prussia* Who says piano isn't a sufficient way to express my anger?
*Prussia is knocked unconscious by flying piano*
Austria: *facepalms* I'm surrounded by idiots.
Norway: *happens to be walking by and hears him* Yes! I'm not the only one!
Denmark: *was walking with Norway* Are you suggesting that I'm an idiot?
Iceland: *was also walking with Norway* Probably.
Denmark: No fair, Icy! Sve's a bigger idiot than I am! *goes to Sweden's house and destroys all the IKEA products*
*Iceland runs away to find Sweden*
Iceland (to Sweden): Sweden, Denmark's destroying your stuff.
Sweden: I'm gonna punch him in the face.
Iceland: Why?
Sweden: Because he's Denmark; do I need any other reason?
*Sweden disappears to punch Denmark*
Iceland: This should be interesting. *follows Sweden*
Finland: *secretly follows Iceland*
Sweden: *finds Denmark and punches him in the face before stuffing him in a box*
Finland: *aims rifle at Iceland* Get away from my husband!
(Me: Hm, overreacting much?)
Iceland: I-I'm going to hide in an IKEA store… *runs away from angry Finn*
*Finland follows Iceland*
Sweden (to Iceland and Finland): Don't get lost!
Norway (appearing randomly to look for Iceland): Don't get lost where?
Sweden: Iceland and Finland went to IKEA.
Norway: What?! Not my little brother! I have to find him before he's lost forever! *disappears to look for Iceland*
Sweden (to Norway): Don't get lost!
Denmark (from inside box): Uh, Sve? Can you let me out?
Sweden: *glares at box ineffectively, kicks it and walks away*
Denmark: Uh, Sve? You still there?
*many hours later*
America (not watching where he's going): *trips over Denmark's box*
Denmark (still inside box and starting to get claustrophobic): Hello? I'd appreciate being let out of here!
America: *opens box curiously*
Denmark: *glomps America* Thank-you-thank-you-thank-you-thank-you-thank-you! You saved my life; I am eternally grateful!
(Me: Did anyone get that? Huh? Huh? … Oh well… Disney movies 4 life...)
Denmark: Now to go to IKEA and save my friends from that wretched maze! *runs to IKEA* Gotta go fast! Faster than the speed of Sanic! *disappears in a blur of speed*
America: Sanic?
*America goes home and googles Sanic*
America: *sees the weird awesomeness of Sanic and freaks out, calling Estonia* Get over here! Something's wrong with my computer!
Estonia: *jumps through the window with epic background music playing* Oh, that's just Sanic.
America: What the flip is Sanic!? *calls Lithuania* Lithu-, Lithi-, Litho-, Lithuwa-! Oh, never mind! Estonia's not making any sense; what's a Sanic?
Lithuania (on phone): Um? My name's Lithuania… I didn't think it was that hard to pronounce… Sanic is a spiky blue hedgehog type thing. Pretty much making fun of Sonic… Maybe Poland would find it easier to explain? *gives the phone to Poland*
Canada (walking in unexpectedly): America, why're you looking at Sanic? *sees Estonia* U-um, now may not be the best time but where do you keep the maple syrup? I need it, fast.
America: Down the hall to the left… Did you just say 'fast'?
Canada: *nods* Yeah, thanks.
Matt: *drops off the ceiling* Let's get that syrup and head back to Vancouver! Faster than the speed of Sanic!
Kumajiro (to Canada): Who are you?
Canada (to Kumajiro): I'm Canada.
Poland (on the phone): So you, like, totally need to know about Sanic?
America: Nevermind… *hangs up the phone*
Estonia: I'll just be going back to Mr. Russia's place then… Faster than the speed of Sanic…
*Estonia jumps out the window and runs off, leaving America to his mental breakdown*
*America slamming his head in the wall and screaming at the top of his lungs*
A/N: I'm so proud of this… *tear* So proud… See kids? This is why you need a full night's sleep. If you don't get your rest you slowly go insane in the form of writing total crack fics. I need help desperately, but let's put that off for now shall we? Should we see how many more of these senseless things I make? I place my bet at 14.
~ Doe Eyes At Dusk
