AN: I have two words: Don't ask.
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*Four figures fall into a graveyard*

Hermione: Where the hell are we?

Diana (Di): I honestly don't know Herm.

Harry: I think we're in that graveyard from that Muggle Movie "Beetlejuice"

Ron: What's a movie?

*Hermione starts rambling about Muggle Movies then a loud THUMP cuts her off*
*Lorna Doors, Lily and James Potter walk out from a rather large tombstone*

James: I told you not to mess with that Potion Lorna!!

Lorna: Well, It not my fault we ended up in this stupid Graveyard!

Lily: Stop arguing you guys!! There are other people here!

*All of the children had stood back and watched*

Lorna: So, do you know where we are?

Harry: Uh... no Aunt Lorna. Um... Hi Dad. Mum

*The Author walks into camera view muttering*

Wyrren (the Author): What the hell am I doing here? I'm supposed to be drinking Orange Juice at my computer!!!!

*Another THUMP and Eliza Snape, Wyrren and Draco Malfoy walk out from behind the same stone*

Eliza: Hello All.

*All nod*

Ron: Wait, how can there be TWO Wyrren's?
Wyrren: We're different. Trust me.

Eliza: Yeah! I mean. One is the Author, that "Wyrren Potter" and the Others a Character, That's "Wyrren Malfoy". Okay?

*Ron nods but still looks confused*

Draco: Hey! It's MY turn to spe-!

*All heads turn toward the Author who is editing Draco out*

Wyrren-the-Author: What?

Hermione: Nothing

Draco: Hey!!!

* WTA cackles Evily! (I am Evil. Ain't I?)

Lorna: Well, I should be going! I'm gonna be late for a date with Lucius! But.. How do I get outta here?

James: Yeah, I agree.

Lorna: Now, WHAT are you people doing?

*All the characters are seen taking out copies of the story and erasing furiously*

WTA: NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

*WTA fades from sight*

*All the characters are seen taking out copies of the story and erasing furiously*

*All Characters Fade From sight*

*Wyrren-the-Author and Harry come back*

Wyrren: So much for my fic!

Harry: Hey! It was great!

Wyrren: Thank you for caring Harry!

*Wyrren kisses him, he kisses her back*

*A sign come up that says THIS SCENE EDITED!*

*All turns black and then a shout says "THE END!!!!"*


AN: I know: THIS IS WEIRD! I didn't even know my muse had a crush on Harry!!!! I didn't even know I would end up kissing him!!! ::ducks a flying tomato:: Uh.... I think I'll be going now. Oh, And ::ducks another::...

Disclaimer: Lorna Doors Belongs to SpamWarrior. Diana Belongs to me. The Movie "Beetlejuice" belongs to.. uh... whoever wrote it! And The rest belongs to....oh and Eliza Snape and Wyrren Malfoy belong to Eliza Diwana Snape. Now, the rest belongs to JK Rowling!

NOW I gotta leave!

Bye!

~Wyrren