Name: Blame Keigo
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach...
Rating: PG..due to lingerie mention!!!(huh?!)
Summary: Keigo's good intentions go awry
Author rant: I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote this...but three fics were required so thia was the third. Go easy on me. Written for the White day giveawayat the IR FC on BA. Theme: white lingerie
~Blame Keigo~
Keigo could not be blamed…really!
All he had been doing was try to help push a certain pair of stubborn-headed people together and he had thought that his plan would be such a huge success. They would probably be so grateful to him for his insight and name of of their kids after him.
He had wiped a tear at the thought.
Which was why he was currently appalled at the facial expressions of the present company, mainly the two he had been trying to matchmake; especially Ichigo, who he felt definitely did not have the guts to do so.
"Keigo…" Ichigo hissed, his ears and face red.
Rukia knew enough about female undergarments from Matsumoto to hide her face.
Ishida was choking…silently
Chad's eye, the one that could be seen, was widely staring back at Keigo
Orihime was looking back and forth between Ichigo and Keigo, her eyes trying avoid what he held in his hand.
Keigo stood proudly, puffing out his chest to face Ichigo head on.
"I wanted to show you what you can buy for a Kuchiki-san to let her know how you feel about her," he went on determinedly.
He really didn't see the big deal about it. All of his friends stared at him like he had grown a third head. All eyes tried to ignore the white lacey item he was waving wildly.
There was an awkward silence
A lone cherry blossom caught Keigo's eye and he turned to follow its motion. It was soon followed by another and another. In confusion, he watched as many more appeared.
Ichigo surprised him by yelling his name, grabbing his arm and sprinting at a pace that shocked him.
"You fool, " Ichigo yelled
"What?" Keigo screamed back in return, already out of breath
Ichigo only pointed over his shoulder.
Keigo risked a glance and saw a weirdly robed man with even more weird things in his hair surrounded by the cherry blossoms and walking towards them with an angry facial expression.
Screaming in fright, Keigo dropped his misunderstood gift and increased his pace. The cherry blossoms devoured the lingerie before it reached the ground and soon went off in pursuit of the two running males.
"Aah," Urahara said while he smirked behind his fan as he walked towards the remaining dumbfounded teens, " it seems Captain Kuchiki overheard the whole exchange. I am so sorry I forgot to announce our presence."
They could only stare at him in shock while Keigo and Ichigo's screams shattered the silence of the afternoon.
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Note: I have not yet had time to edit this...done in a hurry. Will edit it later. Read and review
