Authors Note: Yay! New story! This is based on the musical 'Our House', with songs by Madness, It's amazing, if you haven't watched it I advise that you youtube it.

Anyway, hope you like it.

No, in this story, they don't get decommissioned, (they never do in my stories X-D) They just get moved up to the TND. However, Wally left the TND when something happened, you'll find out more about that later.

"Mom!...Mom!" Wally called as he ran into the house and met his mother in the kitchen.

"Here he is, the little birthday boy, well, not so little any more!" Joanne laughed, giving her son a hug. (Joanne's his mom's name in this by the way)

Wally was now at least half a head taller than his mother, he had his growth spurt when he turned fourteen and was now a regular size.

"She said yes!" Wally stated, picking his mother up and spinning her around.

"Oh, is this the wonderful Kuki?" Joanne laughed. Wally nodded excitedly.

"I can remember the day that I figured out you had a crush on her, you were ten years old..."

"Not being funny mom, you know how I like listening to your meaningless stories, but Kuki'll be here pretty soon, I want to get ready." Wally chuckled.

"Just because your sixteen doesn't mean to can be cheeky!" Joanne laughed, playfully tapping his head.

Wally laughed, then sat down on the small table.

"You don't think that she's going out with me just because it's my sixteenth birthday do you? Out of kindness?" He thought aloud.

"She's going out with you Wallabee because any girl would be mad not to!" Joanne laughed and ruffled her sons hair. "Why not take her dancing like your dad did with me?"

"Not exactly sure that following in my dad's footsteps is such a good idea, do you?" Wally replied harshly.

"Wallabee!!" His mother scolded, then sighed. "You know that your father was a good man! He just made a few bad choices."

Wally stood up when he heard the doorbell ring.

"It's not hard to make the right choices mom, it's a pretty simple equation." Wally said before he opened the door to see Hoagie and Nigel.

"Hey, happy birthday dude!" Hoagie exclaimed, shaking hands with his best friend.

"Thanks guys." Wally smiled.

"So, Kuki told us that you finally asked her out." Nigel said with a smirk.

"Yeah, we just wanted to know if you've got protection?" Hoagie asked.

"What?" Wally asked going red. "I've only just asked her out, I..."

"It's just in case dude, your sixteen now, and legal." Hoagie told him.

"But Kuki's still fifteen." Wally pointed out, "So it's illegal."

"It's just a precaution." Hoagie insisted. "What size are you, we'll go pick you some stuff up."

"What?" Wally exclaimed, going really red.

"Small, medium or large?"

"Hoagie! You need help!" Wally informed him.

"Fine, what flavour do you want?" Hoagie sighed.

"I don't!" Wally growled.

"Colour?" Hoagie asked as Wally closed the door in their faces.

"Jeez, can't you tell he's a virgin." Hoagie rolled his eyes, Nigel chuckled and walked away with his friend.


Half hour later the boys returned at Wally's doorstep.

"Here, flavourless, colourless, average size." Hoagie said, handing Wally the small box.

Wally checked his mother wasn't looking then looked at the box and shoved it into his pocket.

"The surprise harmony?" He asked. "Whys it called that?"

"When you reach orgasm, it plays the power of love." Nigel sighed, sympathising Wally for what Hoagie was doing to him.

Wally sighed and gazed out of the window

"Here she comes!" He said as he stood up.

Hoagie beat him to the door and Nigel soon followed. Hoagie opened the door to show Fanny Fulbright and Abby Lincoln, behind them was Kuki.

"Wahey! Fanny and Abby!" Hoagie exclaimed as if he hadn't seen them in years.

"Wahey! Dipstick and slap head!" Fanny replied in the same tone, making her and Abby giggle at the remark.

"H...Hi Kuki." Wally said, scratching the back of his head nervously.

"Hey Wally," Kuki smiled. "Happy birthday."

Fanny scoffed at Wally and pulled Kuki aside, Abby followed.

"Listen Kuki." Fanny started. "You want to get to university right? Your not going to get there if you've got a two year old at home tend to."

"Hey, just because he's sixteen doesn't mean that we're going to..." Kuki blushed and went quiet, "Sleep together."

"Yeah, well you don't know how persuasive boys like him can get!" Fanny told her. "My advice...Don't go on the date."

"Look, Fanny, I know you don't like Wally any more, but I do! Okay?" Kuki snapped.

"Girl, don't pay any attention to her, just be careful okay?" Abby told Kuki, giving her a hug. "We'd better go now anyway, We're meeting Rachel about 5 minutes ago."

Kuki laughed as her friends walked away.

Wally came into the room and smiled at her.

"Ready to go?" He asked her, she nodded.

"Wallabee, do you need any money?" Joanne asked as she came in, closely gollowed by seven year old Joey.

"No...thanks mom." Wally slapped a hand to his face in embarrassment as his mother striaghtened out his hair.

"You boys can't stay neat and tidy for a minute can you?" She sighed.

"Mom!" Wally growled.

Kuki giggled as she waited until Wally walked towards her and guided her out of the door.

"Get out, get out quick." Wally muttered to her as he noticed his mom begin to walk towards them again.

Kuki laughed as she got out of the house.

"Mothers, I think their purpose in life is to embarrass their kids."

Wally shook his head and chuckled.

"It;s like punishment for all I've ever done to her."

Kuki laughed again.

"So, where are we going?"

"Come on, I want to show you something." Wally told her, taking her hand and pulling her along.