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The things that boy did to me. And the sad part is, I've only met him in person a couple of times. It started out an innocent conversation at work one evening, at the Christmas party. We were all sitting around, and I was listening to everyone, a couple drinks into the evening at this point, recount the best place they ever had sex.

I consider myself a rather tame person, and, for my age of 26, had only had sex with one person, my childhood friend Mike Newton.

Mike and I had gotten wasted one night, and we woke up in bed the next morning. Whether we had actually had sex that night was questionable, but later out I found out that we did. I don't even remember loosing my virginity.

Well, after that, Mike and I ended up becoming fuck buddies. We never dated, never kissed, but every once and a while, when to mood struck, even still, we would get together and fuck. I don't even call it having sex with him. Its not. It is pure animalistic fucking.

And so, when it was my turn to talk, I was happily able to top everyone else at the table by saying that the best place I ever had hooked up (in every sense of the term) was in a public bookstore.

The looks around the table were disbelieving, a few people snorted and moved on. But I saw his eyes linger. His. Edward Cullen's.

Cullen had started working a few months ago, and had quickly become the talk of the office. He was attractive, with his chiseled body and beautiful green eyes. And, apparently, he was very talented in bed. My best friend, Angela, had assured me of that.

So how sick is that, that I am lusting over a man that has had sex with my best friends, almost sister?!

Anyway, his eyes lingered on my for a few seconds too many after I divulged that certain piece of information. And that was how it started.

The next day when I logged into the network, I had a new email. And lo and behold, it was none other than Edward Cullen. I couldn't tear my eyes away from the text

"Hey, not gonna lie, think its pretty damn sexy that you were willing to admit that. Guess our little Bella is a secret minx. Can't wait to get to know the real you. ~ E.C."

HOLY FUCK!! How do you respond to something like that? I sat pondering for the rest of the day.