Like sand through the hourglass… so are the days of our magical lives…
Author's Notes: Hello everyone! This is a twist… it's the Harry Potter soap opera! It's meant to be clichéd, cheesy, random, and just overall strange. I hope you find humor in this overly-dramatic fic!!
Disclaimer: I only own some plot ideas, not much else…
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"I… I have a secret."
Upon Snape's uttering these words, Ron and Harry leaned in.
"I'm not really a bad guy," Snape confessed. I mean, I know I tried to kill Dumbledore, but you have to believe me," he explained desperately. "I was under a curse. The Imperius Curse. It wasn't really me, I was being controlled!"
Ron drummed his fingers on the table, looking bored. "But you're so cruel and nasty all of the time, what else are we supposed to believe?"
"Ron's got a point," Harry said.
"I can't help it that I was born with horrendous greasy hair!" he exclaimed with his fist in the air. He added in a furious whisper, "All my life I have been made fun of. MOCKED. And for something that is out of my control… it's cruel, I tell you. LIFE is cruel." He slapped his hand on the table, knocking down a bottle of firewhiskey.
Harry and Ron looked at each other, rolled their eyes, and took swigs of their butterbeers. Who knew that one day, the two of them would be having a drink with Professor Snape as he went through a mental crisis? Nobody knew.
"Ohhh Merlin… I only want to live a normal life. Is that too much to ask for? Is it??" Snape whined. Suddenly he jumped up. "I know what I need to do! I need to leave this place. Start a new life. One where my past does not follow me," he said boldly. "And you two: we never had this conversation; but I want you to know that I will come back. One day. In the future, when the dust has settled. It's just too dangerous for me to be here right now. Understood?"
Harry and Ron nodded mutely, too confused by his sudden outburst and decision to say more.
Snape stood up and walked into the fireplace. He grabbed some floo powder. "Goodbye, boys," he nodded curtly. He whispered his destination and disappeared into the flames.
Neither Ron or Harry heard what he'd said.
But a dark man with black hair, wearing a suit and seated in the corner, did. And what's more… he smirked.
Dun dun dun………
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A/N: Cheesy? I know, that's the point. It's the HP soap opera, ladies and gentlemen! Bear with me, it gets more interesting as we move along.. hopefully you'll find humor in this.
I LOVE Harry Potter and in NO WAY am I trying to be disrespectful or mocking, I just find it hilarious to manipulate them like this. Don't be offended please, it's all in good laughs!
I've got lots of chapters planned out, but if you have ideas you want to see, feel free to let me know!!
HAPPY DEATHLY HALLOWS READING TO ALL OF YOU!!! YAYY!!! All of our waiting and lives have come down to this…. Goodbye Harry Potter.. hopefully he doesn't die!!
Question: Do you think people will still read fanfics a lot after DH?? I really hope so but I'd like to hear your opinion… :)
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