Ok so here it is. I don't own Gossip Girl obviously or I wouldn't be writing this. And for people who are Serena haters turn back now. There's also going to be a lot of Blair and Chuck in upcoming chapters. Ok I'll let you read now. Enjoy.

Looks like the Upper Eastside's favorite good girl and her bf might be hitting a rough patch. S was spotted storming out of lonely boy's apartment with him right behind her yelling her name. Could it be Splits Ville for this seemingly perfect couple? It looks like we're in for a drama filled week. Luckily, that's just how I like it.

xoxo, Gossip Girl

Serena van der Woodsen looked at her phone as it beeped with the latest gossip girl news. She remembered when she and Blair couldn't wait till they would be talked about on Gossip Girl. Now all she wanted to do was to be left alone.

She sat on her bed with a bottle of tequila next to her and a line of coke in front of her. She just wanted everyone to leave her alone. Bending down she snorted the line and then washed it down with a huge sip of tequila.

She was tired of being the "New" Serena. Even though her friendship with Blair was much better she knew it would take a little longer for things to be back to the way they used to be. Meaning before she did her best friends boyfriend at a wedding, left town, came back a year later, and then had to deal with Blair's wrath after finding out what Serena and Nate had done.

On the outside everything about her seemed perfect. She had the perfect looks, the perfect Brooklyn boyfriend, the perfect friends in school, and even the picture perfect family. But if anyone dug an inch past her perfect exterior they would see that she seemed perfect on the outside but on the inside she was a mess. That relationship with her perfect boyfriend was rocky at best, her friends at school would turn their backs on her as soon as queen B told them to, and her picture perfect family consisted of an absent father, her mother marrying whoever she dated, and her brother Eric trying to commit suicide. So if that's what people considered perfect then yea, she was diffidently perfect.

Just the thought of having to act like a bad girl gone good for one more day made her want to puke. She missed partying, getting totally wasted, and then having sex with some random guy. That was the real Serena. That is the real Serena.

She was also tired of hearing about Blair and Chuck. Chuck and Blair. That's all Blair could talk about. Serena was glad for her friend but she didn't like that Blair had to rub her face in the fact that she was just so happy. Blair used to think that Chuck wasn't worth the time of day but now he was all her day consisted of.

Just as she bent down to snort another line she heard a knock at the front door of their hotel room/home. "Eric it's great to see you! Is Serena here? I have to tell her something like asafp!" Blair said. "Uhm, I think she's sick. She hasn't come out of her bedroom all day." Eric answered being completely honest.

"Oh, I um guess I'll see her later than." Blair said disappointment in her voice. "I'll tell her that you were here." Eric replied and Serena heard the door shut. She let out a sigh of relief because if Eric hadn't thought she was sick then Blair would have come in her room and freaked.

Serena put the bottle of tequila under her bed. She got up and lowly stumbled into her bathroom and got undressed. She stepped in to the shower and as the water hit her body she thought of the one person who was making her the most upset. His beautiful blue eyes and dirty blond hair tied together with his perfect body was enough to make Serena want to call Dan and dump him right then. But what made it ten times worse was he was off limits. Even though Blair had Chuck it was against the code. But when had that ever stopped her?

Serena stepped out of the shower slightly high and a little drunk. It had been a long time since she had been like this and honestly she missed it. She walked into her bedroom and went to her closet. She picked out the newest clothes in her it, slipped them on, and then went back into the bathroom to brush her teeth. Once she was done she pulled her phone out and texted:

Hey B. Want to go shopping?

She sat on her bed waiting for an answer. She hadn't drunk or snorted nearly enough to be intoxicated for long. Her phone beeped and read the message.

I thought u were sick?

Serena quickly thought of an excuse and then sent the message to Blair

Oh, yea I have a cold but that's all.

Serena pressed send and thought Blair would believe it.

Does ur "cold" have anything 2 do with that Brooklyn dip shit?

Serena looked at the message and new that everyone must have seen that stupid blast.

Blair it has nothing 2 do with DAN!

Serena sent the message. She hated how Blair disliked Dan so much. Even if Serena and Dan were fighting it didn't mean she didn't love him. She just loved the other guy more.

So there is something wrong!

Damn it of course Blair would pick up on that. Blair knew Serena better than anyone else, well except for Chuck and Nate but they weren't who she was worried about. If Blair found out about who Serena liked she would flip a shit.

Blair there is nothing wrong. Do u want 2 go shopping or not!

Serena sent the message and waited for the response. She wanted to go shopping and forget about her problems for a couple hours.

OK, calm down. Meet me at my house and we can go together.

Serena read the message and then went to dry her hair. When she was done she put on her makeup. She turned back one more time to check the mirror to make sure everything was perfect. She was Serena van der Woodsen and everyone did expect her to be perfect.