Full summery
With Edward dad dieing and his mom in the hospital he has to take care of his little sister Alice, and now he cant go to collage. His life went from from average money and happy family with a little sister on the way to struggling to raise and provide for his little sister, and himself. his best friends are Rosalie, Tanya and Emmett, they've been through thick and thin. Now enter Bella, the rich girl who has the perfect life... now Bella has had it easy since the day she was born but after a one night stand with Edward and then getting to actually know him she starts to realize her perfect life doesn't sound so perfect anymore...
EPOV
"Uhhh why do people have to be so dam filthy?"
"Shut up, you know if they weren't so gross we all wouldn't have a job" rose said wile laughing at my disguised face while I found a condom raper under the bed.
Hopefully the actual condom is in a trash can some where because I am not touching that shit, no way.
"This is not funny rose it down right disgusting" even though I was secretly trying not to laugh at this situation, because really if you work cleaning houses you have to have a scene of humor
"What are you two arguing about this time" Tanya said wile peeking out of the bathroom she was currently cleaning. She had this cheeky smile telling us she already knew what we were talking about.
I stuck my tongue out at her, yup mature aren't I? "We weren't arguing but rose refuses to admit we have shitty jobs" I said in a very fake serious voice
"Hey I never said we didn't have shitty jobs I just refuse to let you complain about it" rose said wile smirking at me
"What did you find this time Edward ?" Tanya was giggling while saying this she always found it funny that every time we cleaned a house I always found the nasty things.
"Ha ha ha very funny, some day your going to find something equally as gross as me and you're gonna regret laughing at me" I said pouting
"Aww Eddie you know I cant help laughing when you find some weird stuff"
That true I have found some weird and gross shit. Lets see I have found five pickle in the toilet, about ten lollypops stuck to the sealing, a dead rat and well I really don't want to think about the other shit, uhhh.
"Well if you must know this time it was a condom raper" I said in the most serious voice I could muster. There was a moment of dead silence before Tanya, Rose and I looked at each other before we burst out laughing.
"Never say that again" was all Rose could say before starting to laugh again.
"Trust me I don't plan to" I said while the laughter died down
"Seriously guys we need to finish cleaning, it is are job you know we don't want to get fired do we" Tanya said when we all stopped laughing.
"Tanya's right we don't want to get fired this shit hole of a job does pay for the bills and none of us can afford to get layed off" I said, even though I really didn't want to admit it this job is really important to all of us.
"Thank you" Tanya said as we all began to work again.
"Uhhh you both are such buzz kills" Rose said
"Ya responsibility what a pain in the ass" I said sarcastically
"Your not funny Edward"
"On thy contrary I think I'm hilarious" I said and gave her my best smile. We were working to clean up so I had to make sure she was looking at me.
"shut up and work Edward" Rose was smiling when she said this so I knew I won this argument.
We've been working in silence for a couple of minutes when we heard the unmistakeable scream that could only belong to Tanya. Both of us don't suspect that so we both jump then when over the shock Rose and I run into the bathroom and see something that is entirely unsuspected and fucking hilarious. Rose and I would practically be on the floor laughing if it wasn't for this wall holding is up.
"This is not funny guys" Tanya all but whined
"Tanya you know I love you but this is fucking funny" I just couldn't lie to her.
Finally Rose stopped laughing and asked the million dollar question "Tanya how did you get your dam foot stuck in the toilet ?"
"Ya T how did you do that" I said this while my laughter died down and I could really see that her foot was really down in there.
"Well you see, I was cleaning the toilet and I saw that there was this nasty piece of gum on the ceiling so I put on my gloves and tried to yank that little fucker out and while standing on the toilet I kind of slipped and well you know the rest" Tanya ended her story with a little embarrassed smile.
I had to smile at that Tanya rarely got embarrassed she's usually confident with very little insecurity. That's one o the things that I love about her and Rose.
"Just help me out" she pouted
"Fine fine fine" Rose said
"Hey Tanya did you ever get that piece of gum from the ceiling ?" I asked.
"No and I think that's the most humiliating part of all this"
"Well rose help Tanya out of there wile I remove the gum"
After I got the gum out, I stood bye and watched Rose try to take out Tanya's foot. At times like theses you could really tell Tanya and Rose were really sisters, there both blond loud, short tempered and have huge trucker mouths. I love my best friends and cant imagine my life without them and I've known them since kindergarten so my whole life hasn't been without them and my other best friend Emmett. Now if that big idiot was here this moment would be perfect. Finally taken pithy on them I went to go help them.
"OK on the count of three pull" I yelled and laughed at the same time.
The rest of the time cleaning was spent cleaning and laughing at each others suspense.
AN: OK this is my first story and I hope you'll tell me if this sucks or not and if you want me to continue. Oh and Edward's 21 and Tanya and Rosalie are 20 Emmett is 22 hes about to come into the story in the next chapter so is Alice. Bella coming up too sometime. This story isn't going to be that angst it'll have some romance and humor angst when sad conversations come up and maybe a little drama some cuteness too.
Review please:)
