August 2nd, 1968.
Paul sat with his acoustic guitar writing down lyrics to his new song, as John messed about on the piano. "Joooohhhhhnnnnnnuh." A small voice echoed from the next room. John looked up. "yyYYYOoOOOKKOOoOooOO." He responded. "JooOOOoOOoohhhnnnUUUUHH." It grew louder. "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOKO." Yoko burst through the door shaking a tambourine. John accompanied her with 12-bar blues on the piano. "John, John, John, John, John, John," she rhythmically chanted. "Yo, ko, Yo, ko, Yo, ko," he joined in. This continued for some time, until Paul interrupted. "Bloody Hell, will you two can it?!" John played a concluding blues-riff to end the jam-session. "A new hit single!" John shouted as he shot his hands up into the air. Yoko applauded, then exited the room.
"John, why is she here? We're supposed to be recording." "To lighten the mood. We've all been in the shitter lately." Paul grunted. "I 'ave a new song." John nodded. "All ears." Paul began strumming the opening chords to Rocky Raccoon.
"Now Rocky Raccoon, fell into his room, only to find Gideon's bible. Yeah Rocky had come, holding a gun, to shoot off the head of his rival."
John crouched down and pulled out his harmonica from a bag by the piano chair, and started playing along. Paul chuckled. "Haven't seen ya play one a those in a while." They continued.
"Now Rocky burst on in, grinning his grin, and said 'Danny boy, this is a show-down.' But Danny was hot, cause he drew there and shot, and Rocky, collapsed, on the table-"
Yoko snuck in the room and contributed by violently attacking the piano, dragging her fingers up and down the keys. Paul strummed one final chord rather harshly out of frustration, as John awkwardly laughed. Paul tried to look at John, but John gazed off into the distance, trying to avoid eye contact. Yoko was still going at it. Paul stood up, dropping his guitar. "I need some air." He stormed out of the room. Yoko looked at John somewhat concerned. "Did I make Paul mad?" "No, honey," he said as he kissed her briefly on the lips.
