(a/n this is a partnership between Idiosy the Crusader and Brasta chapter was written by me,Idiosy,and the next will be by Brasta Septim.)
Thomas Brown sat down on his desk his vacation to Riverside,he couldn't wait to tell all those lost souls how great he did he know,he was being stalked by two of his worst enemies.
Thomas was typing down his new chapter,when he heard a sigh."Enjoying yourself?"
This caused Thomas to knew that voice without ever hearing it."Hello Percy."
Percy looked like he could've killed him,which he probably could."First,you label me as the bad guy and then you kill thing you know,I'm being converted by that little **.Then I marry Rachel,which isn't so then,after we defeat Hades,you have me marry is this,the Book of Samuel?That's bigemy!Now in days you get arrested for why are Idiosy and Brasta Septim going to hell?"
"Because they insult my great writing."Thomas said."I'm sure God will give them the bottom of hell for this."
"Well at least they write better than you do."Percy just shot him a glare.
"Why are you here anyway?You get a good role in my story."Thomas must be messing with his mind.
mitting adultery!You do know that practically no one even agrees with you?They all hate your guts."Percy said matter-of-factly.
"How do you exist?Your a fictional character used to brainwash thousands of innocent children."Thomas barked back.
"Sorry,but all of that nonsense is already taken by this King James Only jerk named Jack Chick."Percy replied,rather cooly."He seems to think by just reading Harry Potter you go to of hell,just wait until the Boss get here."
"The boss?"Thomas shivered.
"I'll give you a 's someone who hates your soul."at that Thomas fainted.
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