Caillou was getting ready to go with mommy to the Mall. Caillou grabbed his favorite hat, he strained and struggled but it was too small! "erragghhh!" he yelled as Mommy turned. "Caillou the hat is too small! We will get you a new hat!" said Mommy. Caillou was excited, a brand new hat.
They made it to The Mall and Mommy brought Caillou into a massive store full of hats. Caillou was excited and ran in leaving Mommy optimistic yet knew what was coming...
Caillou first saw a big hat with a baseball on it, he put it on and suddenly, he was on a field... Caillou looked around, his friends on each dimond he spat on the dirt and rubbed his foot on it. He threw the ball "YOUR OUT!" yelled the umpire. Reality Caillou was pretending all this and the store owner got a little annoyed "kid dont spit on my floor!" Caillou put the hat back, He found a Pirate Hat but mommy pulled it away "Caillou I need you to find a hat that isnt a costume." she said. Caillou pouted and looked around. In the back he found a cabinet. Dust and webs where around it, he reached in and pulled out a fedora, it was flat black, Caillou inspected it. He felt a chill down his spine but he put on the hat anyways. He suddenly had clear thoughts, he felt as if he was a crusader... He felt a red bump appear on his face, then a few more, then he gained weight suddenly, fingerless gloves wrapped themselves onto his hands and a small trench coat draped him. He looked into the mirror, he felt dashing, daring, he suddenly felt Rosie was obligated to smell his farts and that Mother not Mommy will be his source for everything forever... Caillou became...beardless neckbeard! He walked up to Mommy as she found a nice hat with a pretty flower on it. "Mother I have made my choice, now you will take me to the O'Donlands or Hotdog Prince so I can gain sustenance. I also require a-" Caillou morphed back into himself. Caillou freaked out and started crying, he didnt know what happened "MOMMY!" he cried as he hugged her hip. The store manager had ripped the hat off. "Thank god I got this one soon, my son was not so lucky... hes 34 and has no wife or kids and lives in my house rent free..." Mommy seemed confused, "What!?" she said. "Your son tried on a Fedora... unless you never want to be a grandma.." Caillous mom replied "Well there is a 50/50 chance..." Cailloou was shocked and confused as Mommy and the Store manager where talking about Caillous future. Caullou found a hat just like his old one. But bigger. He put it on, it fit like a crown...
Caillou walked out with it on, mommy seemed confused but Caillou threw a fit and pooped his pants in fury, Mommy didnt want a scene despite wondering into apparently the hat store of evil or something. She bought the hat begrudgingly and Callou was happy. But some reason he felt something, something odd. He picked up a book, "A for Against Neo English Government in fictional England" he picked up another "Bitchze a book on being a Nihilist, atheist and winning internet arguments" But he found what he checked "Generally Crowds Create Feces." He was happy and doing so swung the book at Mommys leg until she bought it. But Caillou felt it was wrong and should of gotten the other books instead.
And that is how Cailou went on medication again..,
