wwf raw is jericho
chris jericho: welcome to raw is jerkico... oops i mean jericho
commisioner foley: you know what i just realized jericho
chris jericho: what you short brunett bafoon
commisioner foley: i just realized that you're a complete jackass
commisioner foley: you know what jericho, im booking you in a dancing contest
chris jericho: um? uh? ok who are my opponent(s)
commisioner foley: rikishi phatu and too cool
chris jericho: (dazed and staring at commisioner foley)
reporter: this should be a good contest
reporter: look at too cool and rikishi they're good
reporter: oh yeah i think chris jericho is better
ring announcer: your winner chris jericho
commissioner foley: for our next match we will have a battle of wits between triple h and shane mcmahon
referee: are you a jackass triple h ?
triple h: yes!!!
referee: are you a jackass shane mcmahon?
shane mcmahon: no im a giant killer!!!!
ring announcer: you're winner shane mcmahon
commissioner foley: for our next match we'll have our first guitar over the head match. it'll be lita against trish stratus
trish: i can't believe i have to go in the ring with a red haired slut
lita: i can't wait to smash that giutar over her hesd
reporter: this is going to be a good match
reporter: what the heck? it's the chosen one double jj
jeff jarrett:( hands lita giutar then runs off)
lita:( hits trish with guitar)
referee: (calls for bell then claims trish stratus as the winner)
chris jericho: welcome to raw is jerkico... oops i mean jericho
commisioner foley: you know what i just realized jericho
chris jericho: what you short brunett bafoon
commisioner foley: i just realized that you're a complete jackass
commisioner foley: you know what jericho, im booking you in a dancing contest
chris jericho: um? uh? ok who are my opponent(s)
commisioner foley: rikishi phatu and too cool
chris jericho: (dazed and staring at commisioner foley)
reporter: this should be a good contest
reporter: look at too cool and rikishi they're good
reporter: oh yeah i think chris jericho is better
ring announcer: your winner chris jericho
commissioner foley: for our next match we will have a battle of wits between triple h and shane mcmahon
referee: are you a jackass triple h ?
triple h: yes!!!
referee: are you a jackass shane mcmahon?
shane mcmahon: no im a giant killer!!!!
ring announcer: you're winner shane mcmahon
commissioner foley: for our next match we'll have our first guitar over the head match. it'll be lita against trish stratus
trish: i can't believe i have to go in the ring with a red haired slut
lita: i can't wait to smash that giutar over her hesd
reporter: this is going to be a good match
reporter: what the heck? it's the chosen one double jj
jeff jarrett:( hands lita giutar then runs off)
lita:( hits trish with guitar)
referee: (calls for bell then claims trish stratus as the winner)
