Summary: In a world where the Demons are absolutely useless at domestic chores, it was up to their summoned human to take care of them. Unfortunately, Tsuna found himself frustrated that no demon has yet to make a contract with him. That is, until he was abruptly summoned.

Tags: Crack. Absurbdities. Role Reversal. Demons, Altered Demons. Fallen Angel. Mages. Sacrifices. Angst.

Genre: Honestly? Supernatural, Fantasy, Parody, and Humor (this one is still questionable).

Warning: Fic that will make you say "the hell did I read?" or show concern for the mental capability of said author. Just like my other KHR fanfic with the Tsuna Cultist, there's no plot for this story. You can say this is the product of sleep deprivation. Also, lame jokes/humor. Possibly dumb situation no one cares about.

Also, Don't take anything I said in this fanfic seriously. Especially with the vague mention of (altered) religion and various religious element.

AN: Basically this is a parody for every human/mage!Demon-summoning-trope. In this story, it was Demons who summons human to aid them with various dumb task. IDK what I smoked for it to create this story, but I learnt to let the Plot Bunny run its course.


In another world, where it was filled with dark magic and powerful demons, humans were nothing but the slave of their own sins.

In another world, humans were considered the most fragile being ever created. Using wits instead of strength to overpower the deadliest predator– only to sit on the highest place in the food chain.

In another world, human learned to use rocks as weapons, later developing society and then discovering planets well beyond their own galaxy.

Sadly, this wasn't that world.


Sawada Tsunayoshi, a twenty six years old Magus extraordinaire had only wanted to travel the world and discover its hidden secret when he found out that there was no demon willing to make a contract with him. And by the twenty-second year he had spent learning magic from the most prestigious school, Tsuna had accepted the fact that he would never ever find any demons whom would be willing to require his assistance.

He might be the Magus, but he never got the chance to prove his worth when none of the demons were strong enough tohandle the cost of summoning him.

You see, it's a pretty big deal when you were being summoned in the Ether; a world where various races of demons and dark spirit lingers and spends the rest of their eternity being completely useless at domestic chores – such as fixing a plate of food, sewing clothes, or scratching the back of their head. People would sometimes wonder why would the demon race even needed their help, when their entire plane was built by magic! But, Tsuna learnt that it's better to take things for granted.

Besides, they paid handsomely.

There was a legend once, that told them a story on how the fallen angel Lucifer had angered God, whom in turn stripped him off of his angelic powers; forbidding him to return to the heaven, and spending the rest of his life in atonement. Obviously, having been created with the sole purpose of being something pure; the fallen angel quickly gained the rank among the demon's realm for all the wrong reasons.

One, anything he touches loses its sins (y'know, their carnal desire to cause destruction upon human kind? The one where one touch from the demon kid would damn humans to hell for all eternity?). Even thought he was stripped off of his power, being made from heavenly light has made it easier for him to turn the mindless beasts into docile pets.

Secondly, just standing a few yards away from him would render them blind. Which made it practically hard for him to socialize with his fellow damned souls.

Thirdly, he still had an abundance of power left in his veins; powers that could've eradicated an entire human race. But he didn't use it towards human because; who wants to waste power to such a useless race?

It was only after a few hundred years (and a couple of hundred "altered" demon) later that Satan kicked him out of Hell.

After a decade of mindless wandering, Lucifer decided that, what the fuck, he could make his own realm with the altered demons as his followers, since they had also lost the primal urge to cause chaos and destruction. Besides, He could maintain a couple hundred demon on his own, surely taking them to live with him wasn't such a bad idea, right?

And so, Lucifer spent a few centuries constructing their own plane; the Ether. As the sole creator of the new realm, no one could enter said plane without his permission. Once he finished constructing said realm, he invited the altered demons to live with him; away from their beastly kin and into a more peaceful setting.

Hell yeah! They said, cheerfully stepping into the swirling portal that will lead them to the Ether.


As a place swirling with magic, everything always fixed itself as soon as it breaks. It was convenient, because no one really had to do anything to clear up the mess, and judging by the bulbous figure of half of Ether's residents, it was far easier to let everything fixes itself rather than risk breaking even more object in attempt to fix them. And; with Lucifer sitting on his throne doing nothing but maintaining their realm, it was a hard position to fill.

However, Lucifer soon realizes one thing that he hadn't considered before cramming the demons in one place; they had no idea how to take care of themselves. Without the drive to destroy, most or the Ether's demons had been reduced into an overgrown puppy with the size of Fenrir. Sure, they lost their Sins, but it doesn't mean that they were less dangerous than they were previously.

Having had to take care of the Ether itself, Lucifer doesn't have anymore energy (or patience) to take care of their daily chores as well.

(And he certainly wasn't about to babysit a few hundred overgrown toddler with ridiculous power. He was just one person.)

(Wait, now he understood why God didn't give a shit to His other creation.)

And so, in a rare bout of stupid epiphany, Lucifer taught himself a summoning ritual.

Contrary to popular belief, the summoning circle does not summon demons from Hell. No, it summons something far simpler.

Humans. More specifically; human mages.

Because of some hiccup Lucifer didn't bother to learn about, only humans with magical affinity has ever being summoned. The higher their magical powers was, the more complex their ritual and summoning contract is.

But– let's get back on track. Where was he? Oh, yeah. Summoned human mages.

Which reminds him, Tsuna has never – not even once – shown signs of being summoned. Despite his gifted magical powers, no demon strong enough had been able – or wanted – to form a contract with him. And so, it came to a surprise when one day, while he was doing research in the library along with his friend that he was being summoned.

It was a normal sight to see random student disappear in a puff of light. What wasn't normal was having Tsuna, the mage prodigy, to be summoned. Everyone had assumed that no demons would be able to summon him because of the requirement alone. And to see him disappear into a bright light after twenty-two years of being lightness was a shock to all of them.


"Tsuna." The aforementioned male turned his head from the book currently occupying his hand with a distracted nod.

"You're being summoned."

"Yeah, co– WHAT?!" He shrieked, whipping his head to observe his glowing body. By this time, half of the library occupant of their Magical School was staring at Tsuna's direction with wide eyes, mouth agape and furious whispers broke out as the light grew brighter and brighter until the blinding light instantly ceased. Taking Tsuna's presence with it.


AN: This fic will most likely be... around 2 shot at most. It's been sitting on my pc for a few months now. Feedback, please? Thanks for reading!