Bob and Joe meet the Sailor Scouts!


Another week finished at Mountain View Middle School
John: yay!!! Another week complete
Jeramy: bye John see ya next week
Boy: ya see ya
Boy2: BYEEE
John: bye Sean, Jeramy, Bob, and Joe…… hey wait you four are coming with me!
Bob & Joe: huh?
Jeramy: uhoh!
Sean: Tch! Well I'm not carrying anybody.
John: Yes you ARE!
Sean: Why? You can't make me.
John: I'll tell Kristie and Savannah!
Sean: !! OK, OK jeez!
Grabs their arms and takes off
Bob: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this is fun
Joe: you dumb @$$ we're 5,000 feet above the ground!!!!
Jeramy: NOT AGAIN!!!!
Joe & Jeramy: don't drop us don't drop us don't drop us!!
John: (sighs) don't worry I will….won't
Joe: don't even joke like that
Sean: I wouldn't trust him he's done it to me. Lucky I found out that I could fly that day.
John: sorry I won't drop you, that was an accident when I dropped Sean.
Lands in front of the house
Joe: where are we?
John: Japan
Joe: WHAT!!!!! What are we doing here?
John: you get to meet someone special
Sean: I wouldn't consider them special.
Serena: I'm late I'm late I'm late I'm late I'm late I'm late I'm late
Runs into Bob and Joe and falls over(skirt flies up)
Joe: waaaaaaa….. whoaJ(sees up her skirt)
Bob: woooo look at that!
Sean: (whispering to John) Bob's gonna go freaky now, better get ready to shoot.
John: (whispering) I'm one step ahead of you.
Serena is unfortunately not wearing underwear (again)
Serena: I'm soooo sorry I wasn't……hey what are you looking at??
Joe: n.. n.. nothing!
Bob: (speechless)
Serena: O….K…. well… bye John, Bye Sean
Sean & John: bye Serena!
Joe: wasn't that Sailor Moon?
John: yep!
Takes off running
Bob: SHE WASN'T WEARING PANTIES!!!!
Joe: yea she wasn'tJ
Sean: So what I think that girl doesn't even know what panties are.
John & Jeramy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Bob: that doesn't happen very often!
John: well 'round here it does
Joe: really??
John: yep..
Bob: OOOOOOOOHHHH I WANT TO LIVE HERE!!!
John: too bad
Bob: L
John: OK let's go on in
Sean: Well I'm not going in there I'll see y'all later Bye!
Zooms Off
John: Well what are you guys waiting for a written invitation?!
Walks in the house
John: Kristie I'm home!!
Kristie: JOHN!!!!(jumps onto John)
John: waa (falls on to the ground)
Kristie: ohhhh I missed you sooo much
John: Kristie…
Kristie: yes?
John: it's only been a week!
Kristie: but a week's too long for me
John: OK..
Kristie: oh who are these two??
John: Bob and Joe
Kristie: HI!!
Bob & Joe: hi…..
Joe: (whispering to John) does she always wear such a short skirt?
John: (whispering back) yes she does
Joe: J
Savannah: Kristie who's here…..oh Hi John.. Jeramy…and who are they?
John: this is Bob and Joe
Savannah: Hello
Joe: hi……
Joe: isn't that Jeramy's old girlfriend??
John: yes it is!
Jeramy: HEY!!
John: hehe
Savannah: OK see you later…but one question
John: what is it?
Savannah: where's Sean at? It's been a while since I've seen him
Jeramy: He zoomed off when John said let's go on in.
Savannah: Oh well! C'ya
John: OK Bob, Joe let's go I bet I know who you want to meet
Bob & Joe: hmmm?
Walks to the shrine a couple blocks away
John: here we are
Joe: where is here
Sean: Rei's shine temple whatever you want to call it
Jeramy: So this is where you went
Sean: Well the girls and I don't get along to well
Lita: HEY JOHN!!!
John: HEY LITA I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
Sean: Well c'mon guys time for you to meet the gang
Joe: hey… hey they're the sailor scouts!!!
John: yep
Bob: wwhooooooooooo
John: let's go
Flies in from behind
Girl: Wait!!!!
John: huh? Oh it's Marissa
Marissa: wait up
Sean: Eeep! I…I…forgot something at the school I gotta go now
Bye!
Zooms off once agian
Jeramy: Why does he always do that?!?
Joe: what is she doing here??
John: she lives here
Joe: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!
Bob: ahhhhhhhh!!!!
John: OK….
Goes up to where the sailor scouts are
Mina: hey John…Where's Sean?
Lita: who are they??
John: friends… Bob and Joe
Sailor Scouts: hi…
Just then Rei's grandpa on the roof dropped a very heavy bucket on Bob
Bob: ack(falls on the ground and dies)
John: OH MY GOD THEY KILLED BOB!!
Joe: (looks up to see who did it) YOU….old man?
Grandpa: sorry bout that
John: that's OK
Serena: well are we going to the park for ice cream??
Everyone: ICE CREAM!!
Bob: YEA ICE CREAM!!
John: aren't you spose to be dead?(blasts him with kamehameha)
Bob: AAHHHHHHH (dies again)
John: there…..
Sean: Did I here ice cream?!
Joe: I thought you forgot something?!
Sean: Oh yea I found it next to Johns house. Now how bout that ice cream?!
Everyone goes to the park to get ice cream
John: yay ice cream!!!
Everyone slurping on ice cream
Bob: yeah ice cream!!!!!!
John: HEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!
Bob: yea so
John: STAY DEAD!!!!(kamehameha)
Bob: ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!(dies again)
John: now stay dead! Hmpf!
Sean: Was that nessasary?
John: Yes it was!
Sean: O…k, but I want to blast him next time
Walking along
Serena: I sure could use some cheese cake right bout now
The dog appears
Dog: not cheese cake…IT'S BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John: stupid dog!!! what is with that dog
Jeramy: don't know but it sure likes bacon!
Bob: yea bacon's GOOD!!!!
John: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
Bob: yes
John: (P*$$ED off) grrrrrrrrr(throws a million fireballs at bob)
Bob: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH(dies once again)
John: there that should do it
Joe: well nothing else worked
Sean: (whining) But I wanted to blast him L
John: ya well lets get back to the house now to get some sleep
Bob: yea sleep!!!!
John: I'll kill you in the morning
Bob: yeeeeaaaaa
Heads back to the house
Kristie: where are your two friends gonna sleep??
John: hmmmm? The guest room
Kristie: yea that's good
John: OK Bob, Joe the guest room's over there
Joe & Bob: OK
Jeramy: since when did you have a guest room?!?!!
John: since always
Jeramy: then how come last time I had to sleep with Savannah
John: you never asked?
Jeramy: doh!
Sean: HAHAHAHAHA!
Savannah: Sean is that you?!
Sean: Eeeep!
Joe: where do you sleep John?
John: with Kristie
Joe: woo
John: don't go nasty Joe we don't do anything in bed
Joe: awww L
Jeramy: so where do I sleep?
John: you know
Jeramy: not again!!!
John: yep
Savannah: yay!! he gets to sleep with mee again!!
Jeramy: well I could get use to it….
Savannah: that's right Jeramy get use to it
Joe: Where is Sean going to sleep?
John: With Marissa
Sean: HELL NO!! I'd rather sleep out side in the rain!
John: well fine then sleep in the bathtub
Sean: K well it's not a bed but it's better then Marissa!
John: OK goodnight
Heads off to our room
Kristie: goodnight John
John: goodnight
Watches her change for bed takes off everything but panties
Kristie: (kisses John)
John: (smiles then falls asleep)
The next Morning
Kristie: John …you know what to do
John: yes I do….I gotta wake everyone up
Kristie: yep!
John: (sighs)OK
Goes to wake up Joe and Bob
John: wake up time to get up
Joe: HUH? What time is it
John: time to get up
Joe: oh OK I'll get Bob up so you can kill him
John: OK
Goes to Savannah's room
John: OK
Walks in.. pulls the covers off exposing Jeramy(wearing his clothes) and Savannah(wearing her underwear)
John: (clears throat) WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Savannah and Jeramy: WAAAAAAA (jumps up and practically hits the ceiling)
Savannah: what was that about??
Jeramy: yea??
John: just thought I'd try something new
Both: oh
Heads towards the bathroom
John: Sean you in there?
Sean: nope
John: then where are you?
Sean: Right behind you
John: !! Don't do that! (panting)
Sean: HAHAHA! Well I guess you should go wake up Marissa!
Heads toward (dun dun dun) Marissa's room
John: here we go again!
Take a deep breath and walks in
John: OK
Pulls off covers exposing Marissa wearing her(very)skimpy nightie(with nothing underneath)
John: Marissa get up!
Marissa: Oh RAMBO Carry me away in your muscular arms
Marissa(with Rambo's voice): come with me if you want to live!
John: OK now I know what she fantasizes about!
John: (shakes her) MARISSA GET UP!
Marissa: OH YES YESS MORE MORE HARDER HARDERRRR (screams)
John: Ahhhhhhh not again!!! Well I should have done this when I first came in
Goes over and pinches her nose so she can't breathe
Marissa: whaaaa huh? Is it time to get up?
John: yes
Marissa: oh poo I was having a neat dream!
John: I could tell
Walks back to room and watches Kristie walk in from the bathroom
Kristie: where's my skirt?!
John: (sighs) where you put all of them!
Kristie: oh yea thanks
John: ugh!
Walks out and greets everyone then we all go out side
John: OK I think I have to take Bob and Joe and Jeramy back
Everyone: OK
John: but first(does superkamehamayamayakaiokendestucotdiskbeamcannon X infinity!!!!!!!! On Bob)
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it stings(dies again)
John: shwew (sighs)
Flies back to America
John: OK last stop thank you for flying John airlines…. thank you and have a nice day! J
Sean: God Damnit Bob die!!!
Bob: Yea home!!!
John: ohhhhhhhhh forget it!!!!!!!!!!
The End

Sean & John: not!!!!!!!!!!!!(blasts Bob to oblivion)
Bob: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
John: HA!! I just couldn't resist!
Sean: I finally Got to kill him now just hope he doesent come back.
Jeramy: Umm Sean it's the end, of course he's not coming back
Sean: oh well
The REAL End!!