~*The Jerry Springer Show*~
Jerry: Today, we have a young lady who would like to declare her love for her boyfriend...
Audience: Oooooh...
Jerry: Relena Peacecraft!
Audience: Woo hoo! Yeah!
Relena: I'd like to tell Heero that I really love him...
Audience: Oooooh...
Jerry: Heero Yuy!
Heero walks onstage and gives Relena a big kiss.
Heero: I love you, too, Relena.
Jerry: But Heero, you haven't been *THAT* honest!
Audience: Huh?!
Jerry: ...
Heero: Relena, there's someone else...
Relena: WHAT?!
Audience: Woo hoo! Yeah!
Jerry: Bring out Duo Maxwell!
Relena: DUO?!
Duo: RELENA?!
A cat fight erupts between Relena and Duo... and Steve has to come out and separate them.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Looks like you haven't been very honest with Heero, either Relena! Bring out Zechs Merquise!
Audience: Woo hoo! Yeah!
Zechs: Heero?!
Heero: ZECHS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
Once again, a fight breaks out and Steve has to leave that wonderful box of sprinkled donuts.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Heero: You fucking bastard!
Zechs: Yah, same to you!
Jerry: But, Duo, you DO need to make sure you be careful! Bring out Quatre Winner!
Quatre: Duo, what's going on? Where's Trowa?!
Jerry: I really don't know if you want Trowa Barton out, ohwell! Here's Zechs' partner!
Trowa: Quatre?! What are you doing here?!
Quatre: What are you doing here?!
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Before you go any further Quatre, lets bring out your OTHER lover! Lets have it for Sally Po!
Sally: Heero? Relena? Zechs? What are all of you doing here!?
Audience: Woo hoo! Yeah!
And suddenly, a fight erupts between Quatre and Sally.
Sally: You asshole! What the hell do you fuckin' think you were doing with him?!
Quatre: It's not my fault!
Steve comes out and separates them.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Before we do anything else, Sally, you need to be more honest with your OTHER lovers! Lets bring out Chang Wufei!
Wufei: What the hell are you all doing here? Sally? You and QUATRE?!?!
Audience: Woo hoo! Yeah!
Jerry: Wufei, why are you suprised? Lets bring out your other lover, Dorothy Catalonia!
Dorothy: What are you doing here?!
Duo: Hey! Scary eyebrow woman!
Dorothy: DIE DUO!
Heero: SHUT UP!
Relena: This isn't any fun at all!
Heero hurls chairs at everybody, and when Steve comes out, he hurls a table at him.
Girl: Hey! OVER HERE!
Jerry holds the microphone up to her.
The girl grabs the mike.
Girl: K. I got sometin to say.
The crowd on stage continues to fight.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Girl: SHUT UP!
All of the sudden, everybody stops and listens.
Girl: K. Relena, babe, you are one mother fucking asshole!
As for every guy there, well, you just plain belong in a fucking mental institute, and as for the other gal, Sally, you rock! Total girl power! And you there, Dorothy, you need a fucking eyebrow job!
Heero: SHUT YOUR MOUTH LADY!
Girl: YOU SHUT YOURS!
Jerry: We have a problem here...
Heero rips out a beam cannon out of nowhere and shoots everybody. Then he hurls a chair at Jerry.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Woo hoo! Yeah!
Jerry: Steve, get your fucking ass out here!
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By Bon Bon
Jerry: Today, we have a young lady who would like to declare her love for her boyfriend...
Audience: Oooooh...
Jerry: Relena Peacecraft!
Audience: Woo hoo! Yeah!
Relena: I'd like to tell Heero that I really love him...
Audience: Oooooh...
Jerry: Heero Yuy!
Heero walks onstage and gives Relena a big kiss.
Heero: I love you, too, Relena.
Jerry: But Heero, you haven't been *THAT* honest!
Audience: Huh?!
Jerry: ...
Heero: Relena, there's someone else...
Relena: WHAT?!
Audience: Woo hoo! Yeah!
Jerry: Bring out Duo Maxwell!
Relena: DUO?!
Duo: RELENA?!
A cat fight erupts between Relena and Duo... and Steve has to come out and separate them.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Looks like you haven't been very honest with Heero, either Relena! Bring out Zechs Merquise!
Audience: Woo hoo! Yeah!
Zechs: Heero?!
Heero: ZECHS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
Once again, a fight breaks out and Steve has to leave that wonderful box of sprinkled donuts.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Heero: You fucking bastard!
Zechs: Yah, same to you!
Jerry: But, Duo, you DO need to make sure you be careful! Bring out Quatre Winner!
Quatre: Duo, what's going on? Where's Trowa?!
Jerry: I really don't know if you want Trowa Barton out, ohwell! Here's Zechs' partner!
Trowa: Quatre?! What are you doing here?!
Quatre: What are you doing here?!
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Before you go any further Quatre, lets bring out your OTHER lover! Lets have it for Sally Po!
Sally: Heero? Relena? Zechs? What are all of you doing here!?
Audience: Woo hoo! Yeah!
And suddenly, a fight erupts between Quatre and Sally.
Sally: You asshole! What the hell do you fuckin' think you were doing with him?!
Quatre: It's not my fault!
Steve comes out and separates them.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Before we do anything else, Sally, you need to be more honest with your OTHER lovers! Lets bring out Chang Wufei!
Wufei: What the hell are you all doing here? Sally? You and QUATRE?!?!
Audience: Woo hoo! Yeah!
Jerry: Wufei, why are you suprised? Lets bring out your other lover, Dorothy Catalonia!
Dorothy: What are you doing here?!
Duo: Hey! Scary eyebrow woman!
Dorothy: DIE DUO!
Heero: SHUT UP!
Relena: This isn't any fun at all!
Heero hurls chairs at everybody, and when Steve comes out, he hurls a table at him.
Girl: Hey! OVER HERE!
Jerry holds the microphone up to her.
The girl grabs the mike.
Girl: K. I got sometin to say.
The crowd on stage continues to fight.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Girl: SHUT UP!
All of the sudden, everybody stops and listens.
Girl: K. Relena, babe, you are one mother fucking asshole!
As for every guy there, well, you just plain belong in a fucking mental institute, and as for the other gal, Sally, you rock! Total girl power! And you there, Dorothy, you need a fucking eyebrow job!
Heero: SHUT YOUR MOUTH LADY!
Girl: YOU SHUT YOURS!
Jerry: We have a problem here...
Heero rips out a beam cannon out of nowhere and shoots everybody. Then he hurls a chair at Jerry.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Woo hoo! Yeah!
Jerry: Steve, get your fucking ass out here!
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By Bon Bon
