A/N: This has taken me several months to finally get finished - the second
verse was stumping me, and still isn't as good as I wish. Anyways, enjoy.
^_^
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Tolkien Number 5
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody on the horse, so come on
Let's ride to the Prancing Pony 'round the corner and
The girls say they want some miruvor
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Boromir, and Elladan, and Pippin, and Elrond
And as I continue you know
They're getting hit on
So what can I do I'm really begging you Eru
To me flirting it's just like a sport, anything's fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet
Chorus:
A little bit of Legolas in my life
A little bit of Aragorn by my side
A little bit of Elrond is all I need
A little bit of Frodo is what I see
A little bit of Pippin in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Celeborn here I am
A little bit of you makes you my man
Move up and down Then move it all around
Shake your can to the sound
Put your man on the ground
Take one glance left
And one glance right One to the front and one to the side Kiss him hard once And kiss him hard twice And if it looks like this Then you're doing it right
Chorus:
A little bit of Legolas in my life
A little bit of Aragorn by my side
A little bit of Elrond is all I need
A little bit of Frodo is what I see
A little bit of Pippin in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Celeborn here I am
A little bit of you makes you my man
I do all you do
To fall in love with a guy like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky
Chorus:
A little bit of Legolas in my life
A little bit of Aragorn by my side
A little bit of Elrond is all I need
A little bit of Frodo is what I see
A little bit of Pippin in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Celeborn here I am
A little bit of you makes you my man
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Tolkien Number 5
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody on the horse, so come on
Let's ride to the Prancing Pony 'round the corner and
The girls say they want some miruvor
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Boromir, and Elladan, and Pippin, and Elrond
And as I continue you know
They're getting hit on
So what can I do I'm really begging you Eru
To me flirting it's just like a sport, anything's fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet
Chorus:
A little bit of Legolas in my life
A little bit of Aragorn by my side
A little bit of Elrond is all I need
A little bit of Frodo is what I see
A little bit of Pippin in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Celeborn here I am
A little bit of you makes you my man
Move up and down Then move it all around
Shake your can to the sound
Put your man on the ground
Take one glance left
And one glance right One to the front and one to the side Kiss him hard once And kiss him hard twice And if it looks like this Then you're doing it right
Chorus:
A little bit of Legolas in my life
A little bit of Aragorn by my side
A little bit of Elrond is all I need
A little bit of Frodo is what I see
A little bit of Pippin in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Celeborn here I am
A little bit of you makes you my man
I do all you do
To fall in love with a guy like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky
Chorus:
A little bit of Legolas in my life
A little bit of Aragorn by my side
A little bit of Elrond is all I need
A little bit of Frodo is what I see
A little bit of Pippin in the sun
A little bit of Merry all night long
A little bit of Celeborn here I am
A little bit of you makes you my man
