-1Nothing belongs to me.

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The WardenxJared

Jared's POV.

I went over the numbers for what seemed like the umpteenth time. I had just stayed up the entire night trying to keep our supplies for Super-Jail with in our budget.

"The Warden is going to kill me…" I mumbled to myself as I took the papers and headed over to The Warden's office.

"Umm…. Sir?" I peaked into his office, only to find him half naked. And the only thing that was keeping him half naked was a short towel tied across his lower waist.

"Oh, hello Jared," he turned around to look at me. "I thought you were Alice. Please, come in." He turned back to his mirror as I stepped into the room. I couldn't help but gawk at him…

"Sir…. Uh… about the supplies for that new laser you wanted…" I started trying to keep my eyes on my papers, but my eyes were drawn toward him and whatever he was doing. It seemed like he was trying to show off his muscles to himself by flexing his arms. But nothing happened when he did so. His arms were just pale sticks. His whole body was just pale sticks put together to form a body!

"What was that Jared?" the Warden looked over his shoulder. I instantly looked down.

If the Warden sees me looking at him naked, he'll think I'm gay! He already saw my dream of us…. But I had a lot of stress that day! That's all! It's perfectly normal to even out stress with sexual release!!!!

"Jared!" I looked up from my papers to see the Warden mad as hell, standing no more than 2 feet in front of me. "What was that about my laser?"

"Sir! Uh… we don't have enough money for the laser…" He was just getting madder and madder. He stomped back to his mirror, pouting. I simply shuddered, afraid of being kicked, or punched…or shot. But the Warden just went back to posing in front of his mirror.

"Will we have enough money anytime soon?"

"Yes," I replied looking at the bills compared to the average income for Super-Jail, "In about a month."

The Warden did somewhat of a low growl at the back of his throat and frowned as he flexed his muscles once again. "Fine…."

The Warden then sighed angrily and took his boxers and pants from his desk before dropping his towel with no shame… which I think he should have had some shame, considering how small his dick was. It was soooo tiny!!! I could hardly believe it! Him?! The most self-confident person in the world had a microscopic dick?

The Warden finally finished zipping up his pants and then turned to me.

"Now Jared," he said to me, "was this all you wanted to tell me?"

I was still recovering from shock, so I simply nodded my head.

"Good," he turned to his yellow shirt and purple jacket to put those on as well. "That means you can stop staring at me naked and leave."

"S-sir! I wasn't-"

"I don't care what you were doing, I would just like some privacy to get dressed."

I bit my tongue and left the room.

"…"

He thinks I'm gay…

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I'll have the next chapter up soon(unless I got grounded). It was so much fun of the Warden(even though he's my fav character). Poor Jared.^^

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