Hey you guys. So this parody is about Alois and Ciel doing Smosh with Alois being Ian Hecox while Ciel is Anthony Padilla. The story mostly revolves around Ciel and Alois. Some episodes of Smosh will be sligthly changed due to Ciel's personality.

Modern AU Fanfic/Parody

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REAL MARIO LAVA FLOOR!


In a quite large house, two friends hanged out in a room. The boy with dark blue hair that covered his right eye was peacefully napping on the couch. The other boy with blonde hair and bright blue eyes was busy playing with his Game Boy. Then, he grinned.

"Wake up, wake up, wake up!" He yelled as he patted the sleeping boy's forehead.

"What!?" shouted the emo. His name was Ciel Phantomhive, son of the late Vincent and Rachel Phantomhive and now the adopted son of Sebastian Michaelis; a one hell of a... anything he can be. He also (unwillingly) befriended Alois Trancy.

"Dude, after thirty-six hours, we're gonna finally get pass that stupid lava level. Now I just need to sprint, jump, and then press the..."

Ciel blankly stares at him then slapped his Game Boy away.

"NOOOOOOO!" His poor baby landed near the fireplace. He pouted and narrowed his eyes at his best friend. "Dude! The hell!?"

The emo still blankly stares at him. "Can't let you do that Trancy... If anybody finishes that game... it's gonna be me...! Bastard." Both of them stares at each other. Locking eyes in an epic staring contest... For a few seconds.

"I'm just gonna go get my game," Alois said slowly. Then, as he placed his foot on the floor, he yelps and tumbles back.

Ciel looks at the floor. "What happened...?"

"Shit, man! The floors lava! I... I think we played the game so much we got Gameritis and our minds actually believe the floors lava."

"..."

"Ya know, like the one time that I played Grand Theft Auto and lost all concept of morality!"


A psycho looking, long red haired teen- whose older than Alois and Ciel- happily rode down the street on a Mario cart. Sending flying kisses to any man he deems hot. He grinned and said to himself.

"Oh, I can't wait to see my precious Bassy!"

"Get off!" Suddenly, Alois came and pointed a gun at him. He then dragged the red-haired cray-cray out of the cart.

"Ah! Is that how you treat a lady!?" Alois didn't answered him/her/whatever and shot him on the lower regions as he drove away while banging the gun at the sky.


"..."

"Or that time I got addicted to angry birds!"


"Oh, Mr. Tweety! I love you so much!" Said a blonde kid with large turquoise eyes

"Hehehe!" Alois giggled as he grabbed the yellow bird from the older kid and threw it across the sidewalk and successfully knocking of some boxes.

WHEE!

"Yes!"


"..."

"Dude, seriously? You don't get it?"

"... remind me again why I made friends with you?"

"Cause I'm a sexy bitch!"

"..."

"Fuck you, man, fuck you."

"..."

"Ugh! Look, can we just go get my game?"

"Alright. But how do we get it if we have 'Gameritis' like you said, Smart Guy?"

"No time for sarcasm! Tis time to use our skills we learned from playing Mario!"


World 1-1: Epic Pit

"Rock, paper, scissors to see who jumps first?" suggested Alois. Ciel just shrugged in response as he stood up with Alois.

"ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!"

"Dammit, why do you always win!?"

"Cause I'm better than you."

Alois groans and took a deep breathe. 'Alright myself, you can do this...' The booty-shorts-wearing blonde jumps up in slow motion. Accidentally hitting some saliva on Ciel's face.

Thump.

"Dammit! I was supposes to fly! Ugh... Oh, hey, we can use the pipe over there!"


World 1-2: The Pipe

"Dammit! Why do I have to be second!"

Ciel smirked. "Well, your, I can't believe I'm saying this, taller than me and so are your legs."

"But your supposed to be my uke!"

"..."


World 1-3: Get Big

Ciel climbs out of the pipe and gets on the counter with Alois following behind. The emo kid spotted some mushrooms coincidentally lying in front of them.

"I think we're suppose to eat this mushrooms so we can get big..."

"Big?" Alois grins excitedly. "Aw yeah dude, I always wanted to try a little enhancement. Like, I don't about you, but like, all the girls tell me that I'm wider than I am long, so I'm getting sick of it."

Ciel looks at him with an expression that clearly says, 'say what?'

"Wut, do I have something on my face?"

"No... I meant like Mario..."

Alois blushes in embarrassment and laughs nervously. "Oh, yeah! L-let's do that!"

"PIRU, PIRU, PIRU!"


World 1-4

"Dude, there it is!" After Ciel and Alois landed on a table, the blonde grinned and pointed at the Game Boy which was a few feet from them.

Ciel nodded, "Alright, then get on your knees-"

"What!?"

"-and then I'm gonna get on top of you-"

"Dude, I'm your seme!"

"Will you just let me finish!"

"Sorry!"

"Alright, I'm going to get on top of you and use you to get the game by jumping on your spinal cord and using a few degrees north to successfully land there. Do you understand?"

"... kind of..."

"Alright." Ciel got on top of his friend and jumps off of him and landed near the device. Smirking evilly, he picked it up and began to play it.

Alois' eyes widened. "Wait a minute... You only used me to get the game!"

"..." Busy playing Mario to respond.

"The lava wasn't the enemy..." Alois narrowed his eyes and pointed at the traitor. "It was you..." Picking up a brick from out of nowhere, he threw it at the slate haired teen.

"Suck brick, kid!"

Ciel yelped as the brick hit his arm. Making him let go of the Game Boy. Alois watched in horror as his precious baby landed down hard and shattered to pieces.

"NOOOOO!" Ciel was disturbed with the spit running down the blonde's lips. "Oh Game Boy... A world without you is a world I don't wanna leave in... Goodbye cruel world!" The emo wasn't a bit least fazed when his friend plopped down on eh carpet and began to squirm as if he had a seizure and began to yell as the 'lava' began to eat him.

"..." He shrugged and used the body to make a bridge back to the table and began to read a book that was lying there.

"Ciel?" Sebastian came in and saw his charge calmly reading a book and Alois unconscious... or dead.

"What happened here while I was gone?"

"We played Mario."


Should I continue?

By the way, checkout my Danny Phantom x Kuroshitsuji fanfic; Kuroshitsuji: A New Tale. This is where Danny and Ciel are brothers and a JazzxSebastian pairing. Freaky, huh?

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